Jump to content
Banner by ~ Ice Princess Silky

What if ALL the Bronies in the world went to Equestria?


Silverhoof

Recommended Posts

tbh, i think even the cloppers might behave themselves in the presence of actual ponies. There not on the internet anymore, any shinanigans that they pull have consequences now XD.

 

But yeah, resources are going to take a real hit if we all suddenly popped up there.

Edited by Malinter
  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ibthink itd be better if all GOOD bronies went to Equestria i dont see the perverts or clops being actual bronies theyre here for different reasons. If all good bronies went we have to all meet up for the good of eq and figuee something out, A rule would be maybe a certain number of bronies can be in ponyville so maybe we switch every two weeks (have a calender) so the mane six wont get swamped, and there wouldnt be a food problem i guess, and so alot of us in manehatten, canterlot and ponyville and maybe a few people would want to be in everfree forest. And also any people with crushes on the mane six shouldnt go either :/ or at least people that are too desperate.And as for disease it wont exist cause magi gets rid of it and also we should come to an agreement of not letting any info from are world be told to equestrians, cause itd wreck it and no one should evolve the current level of technology itd also wreck equestria. No electronic.Yes we could meet the mane six occasionally say hi and stuff but sadly i dont think itd be a good idea for people to try to be part of the mane six cause itd be mane millions :/.

Lol i could also imagine pinkie going crazy trying to befriend everyone xD

It wouldnt be good for her health.

Only determining whether a person is good or bad isn't as easy as, you know, telling white from black. Probably one day, one of the closest friend who's all nice and such suddenly murders someone else. It's not that easy.

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

chaos will follow

chaos on levels that even discord couldn't have caused it.

i think ponyville would be destroyed in mere hours

 

Well,

I wanna debate you, but if you really consider how different bronies are my mind has to race to multiple out comes happening at the same time.

 

and your assuming they'd all be in ponyville.

 

there's canter lot, the crystal empire,

 

lets cut back all to 1/10 of all bronies.

 

i think we'd have a batch of chaos we might be able to comprehend.

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Id fly a rainbow flag on my house, high and proud and go meet everypony.

 

But more supplies will be needed to support the brony population, I believe it's HIGHER than Equestria's!

Edited by Twilight Sniper
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well... I think that Equestria might be ruined. O_o

 

Not because humans suck or anything, just because there were be TOO DAMN MANY PEOPLE there and many of them would be rabidly enthusiastic, just mobbing everything and jumping up for joy. It'd just... not be a good thing. If I went there under such circumstances, I'd find a place to hide until it was all over (probably underground and kick some Diamond Dog ass) and pretend I was a pony all along so they wouldn't think I was one of those crazy bronies. XD Considering how... well, lukewarm I act about the show, I think they'd believe me.

 

But yeah, also the overpopulation would probably cause most of us (and normal ponies) to die off anyway due to a lack of resources. Unless maybe a lot of the bronies happened to be Earth Ponies and could help in the farming/food making nonsense by being taught by the regular old Earth Ponies. Which would be kinda awesome. Then perhaps a new society could be created from this, and the Princesses might be able to use their magical abilities to make whatever planet Equestria is on a bit bigger to support the new population.

 

I really wouldn't mind if that happened, to be honest. Though it'd be a difficult adjustment for sure at first.

  • Brohoof 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Depends on if I could regain my human form or not.

 

If so, find Cheerilee before any other Cheerilee fanboys find her, and date her.

 

If not, kill myself off because I would rather die than to not be human.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If all the bronies went to Equestria, I'm pretty sure that there would be rape, and lots of it. What's worse is that most of it would probably involve fillies.

 

Yeah, I don't foresee that going well at all. I know too many bronies who can't talk about anything besides which pony they want to screw.

I'm pretty sure they won't rape them because they'll pretty much have too much respect or love to hurt them like that.

Well,looking at a best case scenario...

 

-We'll overpopulate Equestria for sure

-The Mane 6 and various popular background ponies would probably be subject to death threats/murder/rape

-If there was no porn industry in Equestria before,there's surely to be one after all the cloppers get the resources to make an industry

-Ponyville would either become off-limits to bronies or it'll turn into Equestria's first megacity due to the popularity of the town amongst all the bronies

-Chris-chan would be our ambassador

-The hygiene would be much worse in Equestria compared to our world

-I'm guessing 90% of us would be lost without any sort of electricity

-We would also have to get used to a regressed technological level until either we bring it up to speed or it progresses to our technological level naturally

-It's also possible the field of medicine in Equestria would be much more primitive than ours,possibly even not having Equestria able to treat certain conditions properly IF they even have knowledge of the condition in the first place

-Speaking of which,we may or may not have to adapt our immune systems as well.If we do need to,then expect to be sick a lot

-Violence would probably rise

-Economy might go to the crapper unless we all get jobs fast

-No meat

-We'll put a massive strain on resources,especially food and water

-No meat

 

And that's not even the worst of my imagination.It'll be a nightmare if all the bronies get to go to Equestria,plain and simple.

Okay, all the popular ponies would be subjected to rape or death threats

The economy will go down the crapper.

Ponyville will be off limits to Bronies and we'll overpopulate Equestria and this kinds of stuff. Okay, let me explain this, first off, Equestria is only a state in the entire world of FiM ponies. Celestia and Luna will have the Bronies sent off somewhere else if that happens.

 

And no pony would send death threats to the ponies they love so much and stay devoted to.They are their fans. It would be better if there wasn't any meat anyway because the cruelty I've seen happening to animals on videos done by all these fucked up humans. And yes, we'll have to get used to not having a lot of tech a preoccupy ourselves in another way. Technology was always hard anyway. Violence wouldn't really matter since it'll always exist anyway.

 

There would not be no strain on food and resources unless we get everything in order and everyone get jobs and work until things get straight. I don't understand how the hygiene in Equestria would be bad in Equestria since we both seem to bathe pretty much regularly. May I go on?

 

The thing I'm trying to say is that it would absolutely be a dream come true to go to Equestria and live there. It would really just be the best.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 years later...

Me? Well, let's see...

First, they would have to resuscitate me. Then I would ask them if they could at least allow me to stay by the lake. I would build my own house, crops, you name it...

Then, after the chaos, and me using my fighting skills to defend the innocent ponies from the insane bronies, and only then, would I try to fully integrate.


we need a bony task-force to take care of bad bronies, or we let some of the royal guards do it.  Bronies have good intentions... well some bronies have good intentions :P. Lets face it, there are some really horny cloppers out there and some really crazy rabid infected bronies out there too. Everypony in Equestria (everypony, not everyone, so humans are out) will have to be hoofeded with a fully automatic machine pistol with a 50round underdrum, loaded with 22.shorts. Just in case a brony tries to get mischievous.

 

Or 

 

The bronies should play hungergames! last brony standing gets the right to stay in Equestria

No guns for me. I would go full-on Batman (Bat-stallion? Batllion?) on those cloppers!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I would hate that....as much as I like MLP, I would miss my friends and family too much. I would miss my girl a lot ;-;

 

I would spend every waking day in the Canterlot library trying to figure out a way to get home o_o

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Even Pinkie Pie wouldn't be able to handle that many ponies.  :blink:

Even Discord wouldn't know what's happening.  :umad:

There even wouldn't be enough of space on the Moon for those ponies.  :sunbutt:

Nor enough of sleep-time for Princess Luna to visit everypony.  :orly:

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

There have been about three people so far that have advocated 'thinning the herd', and I imagine there are several others advocating violent solutions, in addition to a lot of supporters for brony militias. And regardless, it still bothers me that even a single person considers any of these ideas viable.

 

You aren't helping anyone by killing, whether you feel its justified or not. And additionally, all you gun-nuts and militiamen, please stop it. Let the government do its job, don't become a vigilante. You're only making things worse by imposing your Hammurabian view of justice on others, when rule of law is far more efficient.

 

Also, going off the assumption Equestria's size is about that of the United States, and that its population is about equal to Europe's population in ~1750, I came up with about ~170 million ponies. Take the highest estimate of bronies, and you come up with 7-12.4 million bronies in the United States alone. Double that to account for the rest of the world and we're up to 30 million at the most.

 

The leap from ~170 to ~200 is about equivalent to the change in population in Europe from 1750 to 1800. Though I'm honestly not sure, my assumption is that this sort of jump would border on a national crisis, as the country scrambles to support such a sudden population increase. Emergency facilities would have to be put up immediately, along with proper plumbing and medical services. In the beginning, food and water shortages and pandemics would likely be a major problem, and no doubt would lead to quite a few dying.

 

However, given the sudden influx of people, and the fact most of them have knowledge of more advanced practices in many fields, we could see a rapid advancement in technologies and practices, both to combat the population increase and as a result of experts from several fields sharing their knowledge to improve practices. In all likelyhood, many fields of research and practice would be revolutionized.

 

Not to mention, once we begin to integrate, our knowledge of advanced practices and our contributions to society's advancement would likely cause us to dominate Equestria economically, as we slowly start to see progress towards our current age. This sort of swift takeover of the economy would likely bolster it, however in any case we would likely be subject to a lot of racism as a result.

 

Not to mention, suddenly international relations become one-sided. Once Equestria recovers, it would have a massive leg up on any competition it may have. Other countries would be scrambling to get on Equestria's good side, or match its innovations so that it may adequately defend itself against it. Though I doubt Equestrian royalty has much interest in expansionism, with the sort of advances made, they would be more than capable of expanding far beyond their initial territories. Though probably a stretch, Equestria could be in a position to control all of Equus.

I can just imagine an Equestria with the magically amplified technology of the U.S, the population of China, and the loyalty of the Japanese in World War 2... Yay in the sense that their lives would be greatly improved, but God help us all if they ever get it in their heads to start expanding... They, and by extension we, would be just about unstoppable... And in a few short years, all of Equus would now be the Great Equestria Empire... *Shudders*

Soo much...chaooos... *insert Discord me gusta face image*. Well if that happened, I'd have no luck in Ponyville since there are approximately 7 to 12 million bronies1 in the world, and a huge chunk would probably crowd the place. I'd gather an expedition group and explore all of Equestria...after trying to get a map and "need to know" book from a certain librarian...and then go to Ponyville again.

 

http://herdcensus.com/generalsurvey.shtml1

 

Could I join? I know how to fight, both with a sword and with hoofs.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

All the hater's wood be so happy and party all night long

 

All the bronies wood be so happy and party all night long

 

Edit: WE WOOD BE 2 HAPPY FAMILY'S :lol:  

Edited by Hoppy
  • Brohoof 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

All the hater's wood be so happy and party all night long

 

All the bronies wood be so happy and party all night long

 

Edit: WE WOOD BE 2 HAPPY FAMILY'S :lol:  

lol actually yeah, both sides would be happy, EVERYPONY would be happy!  :lol:

  • Brohoof 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

However this is happening, hopefully some error happens and each one is sent to a different timeline. Not like the season 5 finale, but all to the same point in time and then the universe creates a timeline for every possibility (each brony).

Sadly it would probably be all to the same timeline.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Join the herd!

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...