CHEF BOYARDEE'S GREATEST HITS!

[Callisto 1,877]

Do you remember Chef Boyardee? He's more than just a great pasta chef; he's also a great singer! In this package, you'll get his greatest songs, like:

 

Pasta Lovin' Man

Ravioli All Over

Oh, Italy

(I Love) Mustaches

Cans of Pasta

Macaroni is Good (But Not As Good As Ravioli)

Oodles of Noodles

Only In Italy

Hangin' Up My Hat

The Chef

Accordions and Ravioli

Pasta Nights

Beans and Pasta feat. The Jolly Green Giant

 

 

AND MORE! For only $29.99! And, if you call right now, you'll get the never before heard track, "Meatballs"! Just call now!

 

Call "1-800-PASTA" or, if the call doesn't work for some reason,"1-800-RAVIOLI." Or go to chefboyardee.com to order online!

 

Must be 18 or older to order.

 

Edited July 9, 2013 by Callisto

[Shiki 5,855]

 

 

Must be 18 or older to order.

shit im only 17

[Callisto 1,877]

shit im only 17

Ask a parent or guardian.

[Shiki 5,855]

Ask a parent or guardian.

[Naught Important 434]

Shut up and take my money.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

I'll take twenty.

[Callisto 1,877]

I'll take twenty.

Order 21, and we'll throw in a Chef Boyardee plushie.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Order 21, and we'll throw in a Chef Boyardee plushie.

Aww, screw it, I'll take five hundred and thirty nine, then.

[Callisto 1,877]

Aww, screw it, I'll take five hundred and thirty nine, then.

Um, we're not trying to stop you, but, what are you going to do with all these albums?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Um, we're not trying to stop you, but, what are you going to do with all these albums?

Eat them.

 

Duh, what else are you supposed to do with albums

[Callisto 1,877]

Eat them.

 

Duh, what else are you supposed to do with albums

Makes sense to me.

 

Your albums will arrive tommorow morning. We ship really quickly.