The Glorious Chicken Revolution!

[Nah 3,182]

That's it chickens! Say hello to my little friend!

 

It will be known from that day forward that the Chicken-Pony War has indeed begun.

 

The chickens didn't attack, rather the Chickens WHERE ATTACKED PEACEFULLY PROTESTING!!!!!! 

 

This proves that the government is indeed oppressive.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well, chickens if you want war.. enjoy burning.. IN HELL!

 

 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Hmmm. Chickens taste way too good to to stop eating even after I'm a pony.

I have a coop and chicken wire. I will run my own little prison camp. Produce eggs or its the deep fryer for sure.

Bwa ha Ha Ha!

 

Meatarians rule!

[Nah 3,182]

Congratulations for starting the war Equestria, it truly shows how oppressive you are to non-pony kind.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well if you wanted peace, and not protest in the first place.. we would accept you. Since, oh that's right... PONIES DON'T EAT CHICKEN!

 

So enjoy the bomb!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Stop this foolish endeavor, or you'll face the same fate as the pigs did when they tried to rebel.

[Nah 3,182]

Well if you wanted peace, and not protest in the first place.. we would accept you. Since, oh that's right... PONIES DON'T EAT CHICKEN!

 

So enjoy the bomb!

 

Stop this foolish endeavor, or you'll face the same fate as the pigs did when they tried to rebel.

Well it went from a peaceful protest to a full out war, and just to let you know, we have at least 3 WMDs at our disposal, compliments of North Korea and Iran.

 

We will also start our Napalming campaign tonight.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Well it went from a peaceful protest to a full out war, and just to let you know, we have at least 3 WMDs at our disposal, compliments of North Korea and Iran.

 

We will also start our Napalming campaign tonight.

We're already bombing you.

 

You might want to step up your game.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well enjoy the.. nuclear bomb that is ready to launch!

 

You have 24 hours to surrender.. or this nuclear bomb will destroy all of your forces including North Korea, Iran, and your own forces.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

We will also start our Napalming campaign tonight.

Wonderful!

chickens plus fire = roast chicken.

Perfect combination. OK, I'm bringing the potato salad. The main course is delivering itself!

[Nah 3,182]

Wonderful!

chickens plus fire = roast chicken.

Perfect combination. OK, I'm bringing the potato salad. The main course is delivering itself!

 

Well enjoy the.. nuclear bomb that is ready to launch!

 

You have 24 hours to surrender.. or this nuclear bomb will destroy all of your forces including North Korea, Iran, and your own forces.

 

We're already bombing you.

 

You might want to step up your game.

You truly underestimate us, North Korea and Iran has their guns pointed directly at you, we have already sunk half of the Equestrian Naval fleet in the Pacific and we also have modified fighter jets for our chickens, we started the brutal napalm campaign with a blast, we already have the upper hand, and to top it all off, you now have 2 countries that just declared war on you.

 

Congratulations.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well, enjoy your jets burning in fire!

 

 

We apologize for this interruption but, now North Korea and Iran have been gunned down. Now, chickens surrender!

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

You truly underestimate us, North Korea and Iran has their guns pointed directly at you, we have already sunk half of the Equestrian Naval fleet in the Pacific and we also have modified fighter jets for our chickens, we started the brutal napalm campaign with a blast, we already have the upper hand, and to top it all off, you now have 2 countries that just declared war on you.

 

Congratulations.

With North Korea and Iran's combined arsenal, at your disposal you have failed nuclear bombs and sand.

[Nah 3,182]

With North Korea and Iran's combined arsenal, at your disposal you have failed nuclear bombs and sand.

We have more than just Nukes, which BTW, where stolen from Russia, but we also have chemical weapons to use against this tyrannical government.

Edited July 30, 2013 by Chicken Pancakes

[Scootalove 10,689]

Damn it Russia! We will have U.S. , China, England, France, and Japan forces. They have killed, and taken Iran and North Korea into custody. Enjoy, your demise.

[Nah 3,182]

Damn it Russia! We will have U.S. , China, England, France, and Japan forces. They have killed, and taken Iran and North Korea into custody. Enjoy, your demise.

Russia isn't supporting the war, the Koreans just stole from them.

 

Plus we have a large stockpile of Mustard gas.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Mustard gas? Really? A deadly gas that is made out of Mustard. -_-

 

Damn it, North Korea!

 

It's on!

[Nah 3,182]

Mustard gas? Really? A deadly gas that is made out of Mustard. -_-

 

Damn it, North Korea!

 

It's on!

You truly have no idea what Mustard gas is? It's incredibly dangerous.

[long gone 8,929]

 

This is getting way too good.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Hmm..mustard gas? We have hydrochloric acid and, poisonous gas. Oh well, this war is entertaining.

[Nah 3,182]

Hmm..mustard gas? We have hydrochloric acid and, poisonous gas. Oh well, this war is entertaining.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_gas

 

 

 

This is getting way too good.

Yup, happy that the government will be toppled and we will be victorious!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scootalove 10,689]

Chickens, I think we can come to an agreement. Since we never ate your kind, we will make sure that the humans never eat your kind in exchange for you not overthrowing our government.

[long gone 8,929]

You do realize that Twilight Sparkle is an alicorn princess now and, therefore, is part of the government, right? And she alone is powerful enough to end this stupid "war" of yours.

 

[Nah 3,182]

You do realize that Twilight Sparkle is an alicorn princess now and, therefore, is part of the government, right? And she alone is powerful enough to end this stupid "war" of yours.

 

Yes, however we are also attacking big cities all across Equestria, and we have heat sigs showing that the government is retreating from Equestria since the war began so close to the capital.

 

Also the North Korean People's Army is marching in and in areas taken by them, have declared Martial law,

 

 

 

Chickens, I think we can come to an agreement. Since we never ate your kind, we will make sure that the humans never eat your kind in exchange for you not overthrowing our government.

How can you assure that? Your government is fleeing.

[long gone 8,929]

Yes, however we are also attacking big cities all across Equestria, and we have heat sigs showing that the government is retreating from Equestria since the war began so close to the capital.   Also the North Korean People's Army is marching in and in areas taken by them, have declared Martial law,

 Prove it.