Funniest way you've woken up

[Potato Sprout 109]

Hello, I just woke up by falling down the bed and faceplanting the trashcan. So now I wonder. What's the funniest way you've woken up?

[Modphase 1,271]

Undoubtedly, the funniest way I've woken up, is when my brother took an uncooked hot dog, and started slapping it against my face while I was asleep. At first, I thought it was my dog (the animal kind of dog  ) licking my face, so I even said "Sydney, stop it". I should have known better, because she never does that. When I finally looked up and saw my brother holding the hot dog, I was pretty mad, but later realized that it was clever, what he had done.

Edited August 15, 2013 by Modphazon

[Moonlight 7,286]

Let's see here....

 

I would say the funniest way I woken up was when my friend was staying over.

 

I decided to go to sleep on the floor while she had the bed. I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I turned around and saw her sleeping next to me.

 

So...out of annoyance, I went on top of the bed to sleep, fell asleep again, and woke up to her sleeping on the bed with me. At that point, I gave up and played some video games.

[PinkiePai 181]

What a coincidence this topic gets posted now.

 

I was up really late last night and I was sleeping until 11 am. My  mom brought over my aunt's 3 year old baby to play with her and stuff, but then the baby started hitting the living room door ( she always does that). When my mom pulled her away she cried out a wholehearted *WAAAAAAAAAAAH* and then I woke up. Moments later I could hear my mom telling her something like "Shhh don't cry your cousin is sleeping".

 

Sleeping? Well, not anymore.

 

[hellocat 308]

I had a dream in which I was in a field. Like, a super wide open huge grassy field. There was this skunk in front of me, who apparently had a vengeance against me because whenever i'd try to step around it, it would do a hardcore lateral shuffle to stay in front of me. Then, it went ahead and sprayed me in the leg. Dream world me thought that this sensation was caused because a squirrel had gotten into my bed and was peeing on my leg, so I woke up literally squealing, "agha agha agha agha" four times while shaking as though I had just stuck my finger in an outlet. Turns out my leg had just touched the wall. My roommate who was sleeping in the bunk below me woke up and stood up, looking at me, while I pretended to stay asleep until he went back to bed.

[HunterScars 505]

funniest way i woke up was at a friends place i  stayed up till about 4 am 

 

at about 6am he thought it would be funny if ha took an air horn and woke me up with it

 

sure enough he woke me up i screamed and half jumped out of bed and fell face first onto the ground

i looked over my friend was also on the ground because i punched him in the knob while falling out of the bed

[Soundgarden 2,758]

In a bathroom

 

Yes, I'm dead serious. I seemed to sleepwalk from time to time when I was younger. The door was open, so I just sleepwalked in, sat on the toilet seat and continued sleeping. You have no idea how confused I was when I woke up

Edited August 15, 2013 by Erio Touwa

[Mr F 1,522]

when I was really small I slept in a bed next to my brother's bed and I woke up to feel something tickeling me. It turned out that he was punching and kicking me while asleep. I ran out of bed and  tried going to get him to fight the wall instead.

Edited August 15, 2013 by a crazy pony

[ShadowFoxz 342]

The funniest way i ever woke up was when i was in my room and i forgot to take off my airsoft gun and holster so i fell asleep with my gun while sleeping i accidentally grabbed it and while sleeping i pulled the trigger and shot my crotch, then woke up fell face first into my trash can.

[Planty 1,053]

The first time (and only time I might add ) I slept walked.

 

I was on a Christian camp and randomly woke up in someone else's bed with them on the floor ><!

 

Apparently I walked into there room at 3 am and asked if I could have his bed, he said yes and he slept on the floor such a nice person !

[squareyes 153]

Funny story actually. When I was on holiday in Turkey a few years ago I was sharing a bed with my brother. On one night I went to sleep in the bed I shared with him then I woke up in my sisters bed a floor below!

 

Before that I never slepted walked before. When I woke up she was confused as I was.

[repsol rave 2,963]

i've woken up on numeral weird places.

probably the weirdest was in the bathroom. but not on the tolet or anything, i was actually sleeping in the bathtub o.0

also not too long ago i woke up because my brother kicked me in the ribs while i was asleep. (gotta love that guy)

[Celtore 2,770]

So I was on vacation in Florida and this was my first time sleeping in a hotel bed. After falling asleep the second time, I felt a jab of pain on my head. I had managed to roll out of the bed and get my head wedged between the bed and a wood cabinet next to it.

[Octavia's Cellozoid 1,488]

Well, the funniest way was probably when I woke up at one am a few years ago, and I had a terrifying dream about nonexistent volcanoes in my backyard. My half asleep mind decided that it saw lava, so I screamed and woke everyone in my house, yelling "you guys, you gotta run! The volcanoes- and lava-"

 

Yeah, apparently I had fallen asleep mid sentence waking up the last person and slept on the floor the rest of the night.

 

Also, this morning I woke up on the floor with a cat's ass on my face. He was licking my chin. One of my other cats was licking my toes, and the other two had themselves draped across my torso.

[Cottonwood Jack 13]

When I was an Engine Boss on a State fire crew, most of us would nap during our hour long lunch.  During one such nap I had left the door open and was leaning against the frame of the cab...when one of my crew members thought it would be funny to wake me up by turning on the siren.  Yeah...I fell out of the truck.  Needless to say, he had the Rookie's job for the next week  (the Rookie was happy anyway, lol!!!).

[RainbowDashie 767]

I once farted so loud i woke myself up

 

I tend to fart in my sleep often, instead of snoring, but i don't know which is better for others...

[ChristophR 20]

I remember a little story from a few years ago:

That was another normal day where I had to go to school. Sadly I haven't slept well, and so I was very tired, and school didn't make it better. So on the way back home, I sat inside a bus (because I had to take the bus to school and back) and fell asleep there. Later, the bus driver woke me up, telling me that the bus had reached it's end! I was glad when I realised that the end of the bus line was just a few stations away from my home, so I was able to walk the way back in 5-10 minutes. But still, it was... interesting...

[Super Derpy 535]

Well last week I was staying at our uncles house because our air conditioner was broken. I woke up to my uncles cat stepping on my face. It happened a lot when I was over there. Whenever I was lying down that cat would start stepping on me. XD

[Vermillion 613]

my annoying little brother always annoys me and wakes me up and my dad is the same when you wake up with someone forcing there eyes open staring at you about 2 inches away from your face is well... take a guess 

well i nearly shat myself 

Edited August 15, 2013 by Vermillion

[Smarts 1,622]

This one was quite the doozy, I must say. I had woken up one day with my face right on the floor with a pillow on my head. Not only that, but my arm was under my chest and it was completely numb. It was just a limb to flail around until I could use it again. And if that wasn't enough, my dog was sleeping on my back. She is a German Shepherd who weighs a little over seventy pounds. Yeah, it was an interesting morning.

[techno915 408]

i normally go to sleep parallel to the side of the bed, or at least close to parallel. but one time, i tossed and turned so much that i woke up with the covers all piled on top of me sloppily and i was parallel to the board where my feet normally are. for a few minutes i was like "...what happened last night??"

[Lateon 589]

Not only that, but my arm was under my chest and it was completely numb. It was just a limb to flail around until I could use it again.

 

This has happened to me several times in the past. You'll never stay asleep if that happens for long. Also, don't wantonly flail it about - you may not be able to feel it, but it can easily bruise if you flop it too hard against a wall or something.

 

Story time! Essentially, I went to bed in my, well, bed. At about 4-5 AM, I was woken up by these words:

 

Dad - "What the hell are you doing out here? Go back to bed!"

 

I woke up fully, and found myself on the couch. In the living room. The first and only time I've ever walked in my sleep - I went out of my room, laid down on the couch, and even had one of the pillows we keep on it behind my head!

 

Me - "But I was in my bed, I swear!"

 

Dad - "Yeah, right. Just go back to your room."

 

Then he left for work.

Edited August 15, 2013 by HandMan

[akalink 163]

I once was in the middle of a nice dream, but I was also waking up. In the middle of the dream my body wen't out of the comatose state and I started talking and doing hand gestures to the person I was talking to in the dream in real life. I woke myself up rather quickly.

[unil 14]

Maybe my variant isnt enough funny, but its very cute.

I live in an apartment sister last week while she is away, and all this time the cat was mildly not enthusiastic about my community - it's very hard to get used to strangers. So,you  can imagine my surprise when last morning i woke up cuz my sis's cat was licking my hand.

[DarligPegasi 315]

When I was helping out at my Aunt's B&B I went to sleep while chewing gum (I had planned to spit it out but I fell asleep) and when I woke up the gum was stuck to the side of my face and under my armpit. Thoroughly gluing my arm to my side, and I had to take a long shower to scrub all of the gum off...and *sob* I hadn't shaved...So I ripped out some hairs. T.T