What did you last kill? o_0

[Cwanky 17,477]

One of these bastards or perhaps their close relatives:

 

 

Seriously if there's one thing worse than the potentially oppressive humidity in Philly and the East Coast, its the damn mosquitoes and flies that it attracts. Open your windows over here at your own caution. The bastards already took a dozen or so sips of my blood I'm guessing.

[Nobody Special 210]

Last thing I got was a deer last hunting season, only a six point but was a heavy thing to haul out of the woods. Other than that, nothing, no spiders because I love them, no vampiric insects because I simply don't care anymore because they don't itch, and, well I guess if fish count. The last great catch I had was a few years ago, I got a 3 foot 1/4 inch long, 7 pound walleye (at least that's how I think it's spelled) It was out on Lake Michigan, Wisconsin.

[crazitaco 596]

I didn't kill it, but just a little while ago i allowed my cat to finish off the chicharra she brought into the house. Those things are the scariest bugs imo, they are so noisy and it sounded like a friggin battle ground! They are the only harmless bugs that scare the SHIT out of me!

anyway the last thing i killed myself was probably a roach.

Edited August 23, 2013 by crazitaco

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

When I took a shower today, a fly dared go into the same shower as me, so I drowned the fly and stepped on it to make sure it's dead.

[MotoBrony 77]

Last thing that was alive but is no longer because of my involvement was a woodchuck. I shot it between the eyes from 247 yards away with a Remington model 700 SPS varmint chambered in .22-250.

But two days ago I did some Airsoft MILSIM Got 13 "kills", 7 of which were headshots. Hell, I even took a hostage 

[Cottonwood Jack 13]

Well, in xbox land, I killed some pixels today.  But in reality, yall might hate me for this, and I am sorry, but its provision.  But weekend before last, I got a Pronghorn Antelope.  It was a decent sized buck, and will provide me (being single) with a good supply of food for the coming months.  Oh and its mighty tasty. 

 

Now that I have lost pretty much every friend I could have made...I did give it back to the earth in a rather druidic ceremony of repose. It may be my own, but its a way to be thankful for the sacrifice of the animal to meet the needs of sustenance.  It breaks my heart when an animal suffers, so I always make it as quick as possible.  And trust me, its way better than how the beef on your plate is treated before its end (also better nutritionally). 

This post is in no way meant to degrade nor provoke anypony. 
 

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Ah some zombies and Creepers... what I had to.. the Creeper was going to blow up my home... and the zombie was trying like hell to break my door down...

[Troblems 5,610]

I killed a deer least year via vehicular deerslaughter. I would not recommend it. Wrecked the car and my back, and it flew into a poison oak bush so I couldn't even get the antlers.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

Well I thought this was going to be video game related, or any type of game related, so I remembered something. 

But its not! So I'll have to think. I'm going to guess a gnat. Since its the last bug I remember seeing that I would kill. Yesterday at school one of my friends wanted to kill a yellow jacket and I said "NO." Nobody kills them unless its going to attack you. And it was just chillin' on the ground.

 

But yeah it was probably a gnat. 

[Koelath 444]

I last killed a lion...In a video game.

 

Before that, I killed some flying insect. It buzzed around a while then foolishly landed in the bathtub. I got a cup of water from the sink and poured it down on the little beast. Once its wings were weighted down from the water, I nabbed it by a leg and flushed it.

 

I got a rule for bugs: No matter if you're a ladybug or a spider, you stay up out of reach and you're safe. The instant I see you down on my level, you will die.

[MLP Moth 224]

The last thing i killed was a large cockroach that can fly. I took a fly flyswatter and tried to kill it. Tried. It flew at me and I started flinging my arms around.

[Away 2,077]

Germs. I washed my hands not too long ago. I could almost hear the sweet sound of their screams as they were being massacred with the anti-bacterial soap which must have felt like napalm.

Edited October 26, 2013 by LatinoChurro

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

A cockroach after it started crawling over my dirty clothes. I started squealing and emptying out a can of Mortein all over my floor.

[long gone 8,929]

Pixels representing a fast-talking, baseball-loving Bostonian representing a human player controlling this Bostonian on the other side of a computer screen in the video game Team Fortress 2.

[AfTeRwArDs 509]

The most beloved character in my ongoing novel A spider. It was all crawling across my desk, and I was all "ewewewewgetitoff" but no one was there so I had to kill it myself D:

[NightOwl 911]

The last thing I killed was an annoying mosquito that was bugging the heck out of me in my room I managed to finally swat the little bugger! 

[Malinter 3,064]

Time. I'm always killing time. I'm a one pony genocide machine when it comes to killing time.

 

I've actually been trying to prevent killings.... namely my dogs that treat the outcrop as a buffet of any creature stupid enough to not run.

[SkyStorm 334]

A zombie. It was trying to eat me. I had no choice. Never let a zombie get too close. You will regret it. The problem is when I killed the zombie, it had already bitten me. *cue the dramatic music as the audience realises I'm a zombie*

[LittleRawr 679]

Um, I think a mosquito, a couple of years ago...

 

I don't really like killing insects 'cause I don't wanna deal with the dead body... Bleh. It grosses the heck out of me D:

[Rockymoo 2,136]

 

Trust me, anypony who's played this game knows it's a LOT harder than it looks.

Especially if you own it on console like myself. Which means no savestates.

 

...And no, that's not me playing it in the video.

 

Protip: the game is much easier if you use Grant. Faster movement, faster attacks, and more jump control.

 

Just a little more and I'll be at Dracula.

Edited October 26, 2013 by Rockymoo

[~Lawful Haze~ 173]

I accidentally stood on a slug in my bare feet.

Believe me, I was not too happy about it Xo

 

So squidgy and slimy and

 

 

GAHAIOHSOIDHOSO

[The Blades Shadow 444]

I believe I last killed... Nunu? Maybe... Either way I was playing League and I killed an enemy champion, died, and then we won the game...

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

This topic only makes me even more sure that there is a topic for every single crap in the world. Well, if you want me to answer honestly..

 

Your entire family.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Last thing I killed was the faith in humanity... but really if it's something "living", it would most likely be a fly, never really killed anything (not even flies) for at least a year now.

[jackleapp81 456]

I KILLED A MAN!

 

VILLAINS! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!