My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce my newest fetish.

 

I have a goo pony fetish.

[Megas 27,496]

Rainbow Dash is the only pony I prefer anthro over humanized...and I kind of have a thing for anthro RD...

[NightGuard 251]

• I have an OC named Gayburn, who is basically a colt cuddler version of Braeburn.

 

• I have a crush on Flutters, weirdly I hate her so, so much.

 

• My OC NightGuard is a sorta represention of my online personality.

 

• Trixie x Twilight is worst ship! Now Trixie x Rainbow Dash..well..it's decent.

 

• Tiarawhy and PokeHi•••• are too hated for no fucking reason. Come on guys, he just a regular ol' guy.

 

• I support the Molestia Army!

 

• I personally hate PMVs unless there animated,/who wants to see re-run clips?

 

DEEPEST CONFESSION...In the 4chan way!!

 

• I'd marry Fluttershy, Kiss (I censored it) Rainbow Dash, and Kill Applejack.

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

I was putting this off for a while now, but here I go.

 

I love to say that Queen Chrysalis and Luna are the best ships, and yes because of lesbian reasons.

 

Seeing them both kissing watching each other with saliva coming from both of thier mouths, glistening in the sun....mmm.

Edited June 29, 2014 by TheDarkMysteryMan

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

I accidentally saw My Little Pony porn while browsing /mlp/ (It's supposed to be a SFW board!). The image is now burned into my brain. *shudder*

Edited June 29, 2014 by Rainbow Speedy Dash

[Cyan Blue 946]

I used to clop. Yeah, that's about it.

On topic:

 

Here's another one,and was displayed by my 'apologetic' post about it in the topic.

 

 

 

I wish Sunset Shimmer would have beat Rarity in the World Cup poll.

 

 

It would have filled my heart with glee to see the stupefied looks on the Rarity fans faces as to how the hay did someone like Sunset win

 

 

.....

 

 

*incoming angry Rarity fans*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate you......  :okiedokielokie:  how dare you say that.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

I used to clop. Yeah, that's about it.

I hate you......  :okiedokielokie:  how dare you say that.

Heeeeeey buddy! 

 

Guess what!?

[Cyan Blue 946]

Heeeeeey buddy! 

 

Guess what!?

 

rghgysfsef UMG UIF FUCKING HAT YOU UMGGGGG 

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

rghgysfsef UMG UIF FUCKING HAT YOU UMGGGGG 

 

He gave a fair warning though. Five to be in fact. I personally hate none of the mane 6 so please dont hat me

 

Spoiler alert. Sunshower Raindrops isn't my waifu, but is still tied with my waifu as favorite pony.

Edited June 29, 2014 by Sunshower Raindrops

[Cyan Blue 946]

He gave a fair warning though. Five to be in fact.

 

Spoiler alert. Sunshower Raindrops isn't my waifu, but is still tied with my waifu as favorite pony.

 I am quite obviously joking. Unless you are too?

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

I honestly can't see any pony other than Luna being in a human form, which makes me love her even more with all the fan art involving it.

 

I would so wreck her butthole.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

 I am quite obviously joking. Unless you are too?

 

I was not. Just raising up the Flame shields

 

 

Now another secret. I still have to finish season 4.

[OptimisticNeighsayer 471]

I've only (re)watched one episode since the S4 finale (Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3).

 

I actually do want to see "Equestrianism" turned into a full-fledged parody religion like the Church of the FSM.

 

Despite my avatar, Trixie is not my favorite character on the show.  She's more utilized as a symbol for the persona I want to assume around here, minus the meanness and hatred for Twilight Sparkle.

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

I've only (re)watched one episode since the S4 finale (Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3).

 

I actually do want to see "Equestrianism" turned into a full-fledged parody religion like the Church of the FSM.

 

Despite my avatar, Trixie is not my favorite character on the show.  She's more utilized as a symbol for the persona I want to assume around here, minus the meanness and hatred for Twilight Sparkle.

That's the same episode I only re-watched too!

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

Insperation for an image I did actually happened when I daydreamed about my OC having a fearful encounter with Sombra and how he flirted with the idea of corrupting her, turnign away from the 'light' and what she represents as an alicorn of peace, and turning her into his queen...

 

And the weird thing is... I kinda liked the idea of being bad... But reality is, is that I'm not like that lol.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

I honestly can't see any pony other than Luna being in a human form, which makes me love her even more with all the fan art involving it.

 

I would so wreck her butthole.

 

You know,atleast your honest. And while it stunned me for a minute that you said that,i admire your honesty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 30, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

At one time in my life as a clopper, I've accidentally said out one of the mane six's names while I was clopping.

It was Rarity.

I won't say who...I'll leave that for speculation.

Edited June 30, 2014 by TheDarkMysteryMan

[djtoMm 5]

i got 2 i just wish i wud die ( not in a siuiside way lol) and i luv epic war ponies and metal 

i ment die and tell god i want to go to ponyville as reincarnation

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,301]

I accidentally saw My Little Pony porn while browsing /mlp/ (It's supposed to be a SFW board!). The image is now burned into my brain. *shudder*

I only quoted your post because it helped inspire mine. xD  You don't even have to read my post.  In fact, stop reading riiiight NOW.

 

I "accidentally" saw My Little Pony pornography...  On a pornography-centric website.  That I "accidentally" visited yesterday.  And I kept "accidentally" clicking on the next page and the next page and...

 

Yeah.

 

Here's a confession:

 

I dislike the majority of MLP pornography.  *Gasp.*  A ton of it is very low quality, and I'm very choosy otherwise.  Oftentimes you can find better quality, more-or-less SFW shipping-type stuff.  By people that have at least a smidgeon of regard for the ponies.  And I swear some of the pono (that's my name for pony porn I just invented just now) is just a pre-existing, semi-decent image some other guy came along and added a certain part to.  I could do that on my own, thankyouverymuch.

 

 

I slo-mo or pause some parts of my MLP:FIM DVDs.  That's a pretty big selling point, to me, of pursuing them on DVD format lol.

 

Oh gods I can't believe I'm posting this lol:

 

 

'Tis a dark path you now walk.  Turn back!  Before it is too late!!1!

 

 

I just recently learned how to put a spoiler in a spoiler lol.  And tuuuurrrnn baaaacck!!

 

 

One more for good measure.

 

 

I've licked MLP figures.  Are you disappointed?  That's it - that's my big confession.  They didn't taste anything like candy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[K.K. Slider 391]

I actually do want to see "Equestrianism" turned into a full-fledged parody religion like the Church of the FSM

Wait, what parody? May he wrap you in his noodly appendages.

Edited June 30, 2014 by K.K. Slider

[Combo123 2]

Let's see

 

1. I do enjoy gorefics/clopsfics, though I prefer the stories to have.... an actual good story and not just pure clop and pure violence, such as "After That Fateful Night", though that hasn't stopped me from reading pure gore/clop, some of which I regret reading because of how bad they were 

 

2. I've clopped.... at least 4-5 times total to date (yes I've kept track) since my exposure to the fandom 3 years back, though I don't have the thoughts of "i wanna bang x pony". It's basically like me saying "I claim this material clop worhty! which is rare and why I've only clopped 4-5 times. At first I was quite certain I wouldn't clop ever, however, due to me coming across a particular game, and I guess my overall exposure to cloppics/fics leading up to the game(curiosity killed/pleased the cat I suppose) that was to my liking, I caved in......I'M SO WEAK! Dx lol (porn is porn i guess if the material pushes certain buttons?). Btw, before that I never had anything against cloppers, I just couldn't bring myself to want to clop except that occasion with that one game as stated above which is why I don't just drool over any clop material, always just stuck to "to each their own". Also, I found clop pics before clopping rather nice, not entirely in the sexual sense, if they were well drawn. I love art if it's good  

 

3. I do sometimes feel some what embarrassed to be a brony sometimes when I read about how some bronies act over the web, such as a photo a guy photoshop with him kissing Vinyl Scratch, or other things of similarity and such (sounding a bit hypocritical since I've clopped....), that being said, I wish I had more pony shirts  :okiedokielokie:  which leads to point 4.

 

4. I don't collect much pony merch aside from 2 dog tags and 3 shirts. My friend Twily (can guess her fav pony) had given me her mlp folders and I've only used one which had rainbow dash on it 

 

5. I have a problem with typing long things at times, point 2 for example.

Edited June 30, 2014 by Combo123

[Looking Glass 197]

well, what was my biggest secret i have kinda revealed before on here.

 

I love Twilight Sparkle. yes, I'm in love with her. if it was possible, i would love to date her and to go to equestria to be with her.

 

some others:

I have no problem with clop, and i like some of it. especially well written clopfics.

 

I'm not really into gorefics, but a well written story that is gory i can enjoy

(ex: the kropulu sector, not a gorefic per se, but it does have several gory scenes)

 

well, i guess this goes hand in hand (hand in hoof?) with the first one, but interspecies romance wouldn't bother me in the slightest, in fact i would support it on the off chance that any other sapient beings came to earth and wanted to be with humans.

(consentual relationships, of course)

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,301]

At one time in my life as a clopper, I've accidentally said out one of the mane six's names while I was clopping.

It was Rarity.

I won't say who...I'll leave that for speculation.

I've deliberately said the name of one of the Mane Six LOL.  I...  Haven't the luxury of leaving which of them it was open to speculation. xD

 

This is one of the funnest / most interesting threads in which to brohoof ppl lol.  I love how it started off all innocent and timid like, "I don't really like this or that episode that ppl generally like..."  And inevitably mutated into the lovely creature it is today haha.

[Looking Glass 197]

* also, i do like anthro/ humanized art, course i did like anthro art even before i became a brony.

 

*i liked season 3, and Equestria girls. the season opener wasn't the best, but i did enjoy the episodes inbetween. there's maybe only a couple episodes in the entire series i didn't really like.

 

* i don't get the hate for celestia, and the whole tyrant celestia thing. in a well written AU fic its ok, but the fact that people seem to think of celestia as actually being a tyrant that really bothers me. she's probably my favorite pony besides twilight.

 

* i don't mind that twilight is a princess, its an interesting direction. granted, in my headcannon she's still a unicorn, but i do like her transformation in the show.

* also, i do like anthro/ humanized art, course i did like anthro art even before i became a brony.

 

*i liked season 3, and Equestria girls. the season opener wasn't the best, but i did enjoy the episodes inbetween. there's maybe only a couple episodes in the entire series i didn't really like.

 

* i don't get the hate for celestia, and the whole tyrant celestia thing. in a well written AU fic its ok, but the fact that people seem to think of celestia as actually being a tyrant that really bothers me. she's probably my favorite pony besides twilight.

 

* i don't mind that twilight is a princess, its an interesting direction. granted, in my headcannon she's still a unicorn, but i do like her transformation in the show.

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

Since I have a new goo pony fetish, I actually would love to see Chrysalis as a goo pony, wearing nothing but a school girl outfit, lying down on a futon, and do some ooey, gooey, butt sex, and lots of it.

You know, at least you're honest, and while it stunned me for a minute that you said that, I admire your honesty.

I can't believe I didn't see this edit. Thank you for seeing me honestly and not some troll. These are my true and darkest secrets towards MLP, and I sure as hell don't mind sharing them. Edited July 1, 2014 by TheDarkMysteryMan