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Seriously I...  I just...  There aren't words.   You know what's kinda messed up, though?  The party hat kinda adds to the whole thing.  "Daring Don't" was really just the "let's sexualize Rainbow Dash like kuh-razy and try to pass it off as fangirling" episode.  There are, like, ten faces she makes in that episode alone that are pause-worthy.
 

 

Wait lol what?? Ive never heard this opinion of Daring Don't,please explain why you feel this way about that episode.  :lol:


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Wait lol what?? Ive never heard this opinion of Daring Don't,please explain why you feel this way about that episode.  :lol:

There's always a chance that I simply wanted to see it that way lol.  But...  Lemme see if I can find even a tiny fraction of the sexyfaces she makes in that episode.

 

Here's the moment she realized she wanted a hay of a lot more than just a new book from Daring Do:

 

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No, wait...  She was clearly contemplating Daring(Yearling)TwiDash as early as this image, and Twi got really bent out of shape about it:

 

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"Rainbow Dash I'm not that kind of alicorn!"

 

 

This is after she masochistically knocked herself around whilst thinking passionately about Daring Do:

 

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Rainbow Dash: "Admit it - I'm wearing you down.  Just GO with it.  Don't knock it till ya try it."

 

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I'm not even going to post the image where RD wanted to cuddle Daring Do forever and had to be pushed away lol.  And there's a visual contrast that's created when you have 1. Dashie and 2. a Dashie recolor...  That wears clothing.  1. Naked Dashie and 2. Clothed Dashie.

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There's always a chance that I simply wanted to see it that way lol.  But...  Lemme see if I can find even a tiny fraction of the sexyfaces she makes in that episode.

 

Here's the moment she realized she wanted a hay of a lot more than just a new book from Daring Do:

 

 

 

No, wait...  She was clearly contemplating Daring(Yearling)TwiDash as early as this image, and Twi got really bent out of shape about it:

 

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"Rainbow Dash I'm not that kind of alicorn!"

 

 

This is after she masochistically knocked herself around whilst thinking passionately about Daring Do:

 

 

 

Rainbow Dash: "Admit it - I'm wearing you down.  Just GO with it.  Don't knock it till ya try it."

 

 

 

I'm not even going to post the image where RD wanted to cuddle Daring Do forever and had to be pushed away lol.  And there's a visual contrast that's created when you have 1. Dashie and 2. a Dashie recolor...  That wears clothing.  1. Naked Dashie and 2. Clothed Dashie.

lol ive never seen Daring Don't in such a perverted interesting light :lol:

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lol ive never seen Daring Don't in such a perverted interesting light :lol:

Welcome to my brain lol.  Besides, seeing it this way ups the enjoyment levels. xD  Plot-wise (I mean actual plot this time), I think it would have benefitted so so much from being a two-parter.  Instead of the writers trying to squeeze a thousand things into about twenty-two minutes of show.  Everything had to happen fast, and Dashie was allowed precious little time to show Daring Do her stuff near the end.  Omigods even that sounded dirty; I'm a huge, irredeemable perv.  I don't really get why all of the Mane Six were involved, either - from a writing standpoint.  Could've been Dashie, Twi, and Pinkie and it would've worked fine.  Twi because she helped RD re-realize her own self-worth, and Pinkie because only Pinkie can deliver Pinkie lines.  And because Pinks drew that red line all over the map, and nopony else is going to do that.

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I haven't gotten any sleep in awhile so im starting to be abit more open so heres another one.

 

 

 

 

 

I sometimes listen to this song...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whilst looking at this photo for extended periods of time...

 

 

 

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I don't know either. Its creepy as sin,yet i absolutely love it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

O.o I did not expect that. I honestly thought it qould have been Pinkamena Diane Pie. Plot twist! But another confession, or two if I'm being accurate. I desire both an Appleajack and Princess Luna plushie. That was one. Not very good, or even so secretive, just some knowlege. But anyway, I spend most night's watching pony videos, like those epic rap battles of History? I watch the pony versions of them. 

Oh, I forgot one. I sometimes do read clopfics, and yes I do think they get pretty sexy and hot, but sometimes I find a gay one, and my inner cat comes out like ;I am a cat and I want to see what this is about!' and then I'm like 'Noooo! I don't want to!' but it's like'I don't give a damn what you like or don't like, we are reading it' and than I click on it and then I enjoy it a little. 

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O.o I did not expect that. I honestly thought it qould have been Pinkamena Diane Pie.

 

Hehe,happy i could deliver a plot twist! But yes,one would think it would be Pinkamena,however this particular photo(and song) is...very special to me so to say as it is from a very interesting crossroad in my life.  :)

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The closest I've come to having a "pony waifu" (or waifu in general) is having a strong attachment to my oc, Righty Tighty.

Which is weirder than it already is if you consider that she's the part of me that I keep locked away; the jumpy, worrisome, anxious side of my personality.

 

Is it weird? Like some sort of strange self-loathing auto-infatuation complex?

I dunno. Probably.

 

But just look at dat adowable wittle fwaice

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On the whole Twilight and Flash marriage (fake) screenshot thing, I edited the image as a response to the situation (have to re-post this). This is a confession because this is weird. 

 

 

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I don't know why, but I have this small obsession to race Rainbow in an F-86 Sabre. Yes, I know Rainbow can break the sound barrier but from what I've seen she needs to go into a dive to do so. On the other hand/hoof, the Sabre can do the same thing.

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I'm still catching up and a few episodes into season 4, specifically the ones where the cutie mark crusaders competee for flag carriersof the equestria games. In a small way I hope they don't ever get their cutie marks till the very end(hopefully this show continues for years!) I just can't imagine them with cutie markes because their antics to get their cutie marks are part of their extreme charm to me!

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I have, on one occasion, "said" the following to Rainbow Dash:

 

Dashie, I can't again today - it will fall off.

 

If certain people ask, the thing above is totally just about brushing Rainbow Dash's mane...  ;)

 

And, uh, I only winked because I had something in my eye.  ;)   And it's still there.

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I have, on one occasion, "said" the following to Rainbow Dash:

 

Dashie, I can't again today - it will fall off.

 

If certain people ask, the thing above is totally just about brushing Rainbow Dash's mane...  ;)

 

And, uh, I only winked because I had something in my eye.  ;)   And it's still there.

Umm... this just takes the cake:o

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I dont really have a "secret" i mean almost everyone likes shipping between ponies, My friend directed me to this weird fan fic that was so disturbing and "wrong" the only problem is that  I couldn't even take my eyes off of it... yes it was that disturbing.

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Hmmm, my MLP confessions...

 

- I have a mix CD of pony remixes that I play in my car. It's my favorite cd to listen to while I drive. I only play it when I'm alone though.

- Fluttershy is my absolute favorite pony, but I sometimes wonder if I'll still like her as much down the road... I mean, I want her to always be the same essentially, but I'll be really upset if we never get to see her grow up a bit during the series.

- I made the mane 6 as humans in Sims 3 the other day XD They were so cute. When I went to go play with another family though, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash became romantically involved autonomously. I just kinda let it happen. They're married now.

- I don't really understand the crush-y Sparity relationship at all. Why would a dragon even be attracted to a pony? It seems completely random and nonsensical - you don't see any interspecies couples in Equestria....

- Sometimes the ponies' pets are my favorite part of the show.

- I have watched Spike's rendition of the Cloudsdale anthem literally 5 times in a row before. In my opinion, that's hands-down one of the funniest scenes in the entire show.

- Luna > Celestia

- One time I lied and told a cashier at Target that I was buying ponies for my little sister. It was a lie. They were all for me. XP

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I suppose I do have a confession, my confession is that I'm no longer a brony, sure i still like the show and I'll always watch ACRacebest's videos like his con stuff, and I have brony followers on twitter and some of my IRL friends are bronies, but after I split up with my pegasister girlfriend my love for the fandom died slowly, until eventually I almost despised everything about my ex, and in turn, this fandom. But I don't care because if I can still enjoy the show and play pony songs on bass I'm fine, but to be quite honest, you guys kinda suck, sorry :\

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  • I happen to create MLP:FiM cards for Magic: The Gathering. Not bad by its own, but... I use some suggestive artwork. Not clop. I swear; a fully-clothed nurse Rarity is probably the worst there.

I have never been in a relationship nor had my first kiss, and I am 17.

I am a hypnotist and specialize in self-induction and hypno-therapy. Essentially, you want to be a pony, I can make it so.

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  • I happen to create MLP:FiM cards for Magic: The Gathering. Not bad by its own, but... I use some suggestive artwork. Not clop. I swear; a fully-clothed nurse Rarity is probably the worst there.

That... Sounds really cool actually! :D

 

I am a hypnotist and specialize in self-induction and hypno-therapy. Essentially, you want to be a pony, I can make it so.

 

You know, I have never met anyone who does or done anything involving hypnotism before... Sounds cool but also being a "Doubting Thomas" I have never really believed in it... :P Nothing personal, I just don't believe in stuff easily. Still really cool though, it would be awesome to be something other than a human! :D

 

Oh uh confession confession confession... Hm... Oh, I got one!

I found these on one of my recent mecha-searches (I love robotics, absolutely amazing stuff);

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And despite my feelings towards clopping & anthropomorphism, I think they are all kind of cute... And not in the "Aw it's adorable!" cute...  :huh:


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That... Sounds really cool actually! :D

It is, but sadly, custom cards are collectors items; they're only worth what someone will pay, and that's none ATM.

 

You know, I have never met anyone who does or done anything involving hypnotism before... Sounds cool but also being a "Doubting Thomas" I have never really believed in it... :P Nothing personal, I just don't believe in stuff easily. Still really cool though, it would be awesome to be something other than a human! :D

You do have to trust it to work somewhat for it to work. It's a "power of suggestion" technique.

 

Oh uh confession confession confession... Hm... Oh, I got one!

I found these on one of my recent mecha-searches (I love robotics, absolutely amazing stuff);

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And despite my feelings towards clopping & anthropomorphism, I think they are all kind of cute... And not in the "Aw it's adorable!" cute...  :huh:

I will level and be honest: I find all of the ponies attractive. Not so much to their bodies (although the mechas are hot), but their personalities. Me being me; I love the girl's personality first, then her looks.


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It is, but sadly, custom cards are collectors items; they're only worth what someone will pay, and that's none ATM.

While I have to agree on that (I am not even big into Magic: The Gathering, despite having tried & it enjoying it somewhat :P ) I would still love to see them if you have images :D

 

You do have to trust it to work somewhat for it to work. It's a "power of suggestion" technique.

Yes I think that is where it all comes in... I am, by nature, cautious. I used to trust extremely easily but... People took advantage of that, & it has made me less & less mistrusting, including things like hypnosis  :(

 

I will level and be honest: I find all of the ponies attractive. Not so much to their bodies (although the mechas are hot), but their personalities. Me being me; I love the girl's personality first, then her looks.

And I will be honest back; Put ANY of the personalities of the mane 6 onto a human girl & I would love them to death! :D I agree the personalities are incredibly lovable, I just don't enjoy the... Physical aspects. And no, it isn't because I have something against flat chests!  :okiedokielokie: (Sorry, I had to make that joke :P )


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While I have to agree on that (I am not even big into Magic: The Gathering, despite having tried & it enjoying it somewhat :P ) I would still love to see them if you have images :D

I archive the whole thing. Most cards are a clone or slightly altered version of an in-print card.

 

http://puu.sh/a0lay/31b2566903.jpg —— "Discordance" (Altered "Mindslaver")

http://puu.sh/a0ldh/56a1649d46.jpg —— "Influx Staticaster" (Cloned "Snapcaster Mage")

http://puu.sh/a0lgP/d4c8931c09.jpg —— "Return of Fabulosity" (This is a new mechanic: charm counters. Exiled cards with counters return to field under your control!)

 

 

And I will be honest back; Put ANY of the personalities of the mane 6 onto a human girl & I would love them to death! :D I agree the personalities are incredibly lovable, I just don't enjoy the... Physical aspects. And no, it isn't because I have something against flat chests!  :okiedokielokie: (Sorry, I had to make that joke :P )

With you on that... If only I had a girlfriend... ever...


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I archive the whole thing. Most cards are a clone or slightly altered version of an in-print card.

 

http://puu.sh/a0lay/31b2566903.jpg —— "Discordance" (Altered "Mindslaver")

This one doesn't sound OP... "I use Discordance! Now, surrender!" (I know you can't do that but it would be really funny... :P )

 

With you on that... If only I had a girlfriend... ever...

Ah it'll happen one day dude. I have had several gf's, all one after the other. Then they just stopped. And before that, female friends were common but less "girlfriend" and more "female acquaintance with which we have contact of the friendship variety." :P

 

Oh uh confession confession.. Gr I don't have many more I am comfortable with... Less like I don't trust you guys (you all seem like a reasonable bunch and, hell, look at PegaMister's posts... Carry on good sir, you are a brave soul!) more just I am not sure how comfortable I am accepting them about myself... *Insert blushing Fluttershy face here cause the emoticon isn't showing up for me :okiedokielokie: ")Hm... Ok, I confess to being interested in the darker aspects of this fandom. Both gorefics and more... Involving aspects. I do not partake in the latter, nor have I actually looked into it, but I have an almost morbid curiosity towards it & if I found a good story involving it don't be surprised if I would want to read it...

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This one doesn't sound OP... "I use Discordance! Now, surrender!" (I know you can't do that but it would be really funny... :P )

The actual "Mindslaver" costs 4 colorless, then 6 colorless, tap, and sacrifice to control a player until the end of their next turn. This card is similar, but you know when it's coming, giving you time to prepare.

 

Confession: I am obsessed with the concept of luck. Take my signature for instance.

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