The Avatar/User above is your Mother/Father.

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

aren't you a bit young to be a mother?

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

*Lights your house on fire*

[repsol rave 2,963]

assuming this is one of those 'badass anime characters', i think i should be getting the fuck out of here

[Miss Cheerilee 10]

This explains why I prefer the countrysides more than the urbans...

[fimdash 1,196]

does that mean Big Mac is my father? O_O

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Sounds good to me. 

[NightOwl 912]

I'm more than fine with this. 

[repsol rave 2,963]

best mom ever!

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

WARNING: PARADOX DETECTED

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Acceptable. Very acceptable. 

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Egghead baka

[Soundgarden 2,758]

okasan, daiski <3

Edited September 7, 2013 by Kyouko

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

English plz?

[Soundgarden 2,758]

wow, im tryin 2 b nice here...

 

dnt want 2 b ur son anymore :////

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

:,c

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Hi Mom.

 

How was school?

[Celtore 2,770]

I'll... just go to my room... why must you always be so scary?...      

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

HELLO MY DAUGHTER.

WOULD YOU LIKE A WISH TO COME TRUE?

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Well don't just sit there, buy me stuff.

[Onylex 2,837]

I would be verbally abused everyday...

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Hello Swirly mother.

 

How goes the magickery?

[Nagneto 8]

Congratulations! You have given birth to PURE EVIL!

 

Have a spider cookie!

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

Thanks for the breast hat, dad.

[repsol rave 2,963]

i want this to be a thing. like in canon, AJ's mom is actually human AJ. that would be pretty braincrushing.

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

(that would be a mindrape)

 

WARNING: PARADOX UNRESOLVED