Pinkamena is going to make cupcakes out of you

[BlueVeil 40]

The object on your left is your weapon to defend yourself, if you don't have anything next to you, then the object in front of you. Mine is my computer..well..I can just smash it on her head? Probably knock her out?

[Red Diamond 549]

Well, I could hit her with my plate with leftover ranch... maybe my laptop.. no, maybe I can knock her out with my very special...

 

NOKIA NUMBCHUCKS

Edited September 16, 2013 by Light Azure

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

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[Scootalove 10,689]

I could probably hit her with a computer, that wouldn't work. I could probably just use a brick from the Last of Us, to hit her with.

[Skeleton Kin 385]

curtans.....FAAAACK

[Krys9 456]

I would slap her with my banana then.

[FruitRiver 355]

*throws tiny ballpoint pen*

Welp. I hope I taste delicious,

[Eureka 1,119]

A pillow.

 

I'm screwed

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Hit her over the head with a legal textbook, or hold up said textbook and threaten to sue her.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

A computer mouse? My laptop? I highly doubt these things would be effective weapons.

[Life Giver 1,063]

Let me see... I'll use my psp which I'm using right now. My alarm clock, other alarm clock, my little tiki, orange soda, backless chair (stool), tp, phone, tiny english to spainsh book. Should I put more or is that good enough.

[Cantankerous 106]

I don't really have anything to my left, not but the arm of my chair, though with my chair being as much on my right as my left (not to mention below me) I hardly think that counts. I do, however, at this very moment have a box cutter on my lap, so I guess I lucked out. 

[Celtore 2,770]

My cup of tea?... hmmm... Well, it could be a half-way decent distraction. Oh who am I kidding, the cup of tea is useless!

 

So how will I defend myself? I would give Pinkamena a big hug. I'm screwed either way and it might just be a cheesy enough strategy to snap her out of it.

Edited September 17, 2013 by Celtore

[Crystallize 279]

Throw a history textbook at her. 

 

 

 

I guess I should run.

[Jacula 18]

I have the options of a watch, a speaker and a piece of paper...Paper powa!!

[Loriem 639]

Who need an item when I have the advantage of being taler, and knowing how to beat the S*** out of anyone who attacks me?

 

That pencil probably could stab or choke though...

[CT-1138 3,182]

But I don't wanna be a cupcake!

[Callisto 1,877]

A pillow?

 

Well, that's the end of me.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

One of these. 

 

I'm all set.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

I'd throw my Controller at her, she catches it and we decide to play Tekken - if she wins, she can make cupcakes out of me, if I win, she will leave me and make some cupcakes for me instead.

 

I wonder if I'd be able to win? :/

 

 

Maybe it would be like that though...

 

 

Edited September 18, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[Venomshank 121]

JOKES ON YOU I TASTE LIKE SHIT

 

:3

 

No but really,

 

I'm standing in front of a locker... I guess the garbage can to my left is my only choice...

(Bashes her skull in)

yay

Edited September 18, 2013 by ElectronDaydream

[zenith6017 1]

I have a baton, brass knuckles, knife, throwing stars and on my wall I have a few swords and a crossbow

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

Porcelain Doll?Well then...

[Loriem 639]

Algebra book! YES!!! I AM TOO POWERFUL NOW TO BE EATEN!

[SomariFeyWright 776]

My wooden model keyblade?

 

... Bah, I'd die if I had a gun by my side. This won't help at all.