music Misheard Lyrics

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

"We rub a mexican Loki" Get Lucky: Daft Punk 
"Hey, it's a Barney in the USA" Party in the USA: Miley Cyrus 
"But if drugs never work, they're gonna give you a Smurf" Teenagers: My Chemical Romance 
"Okay, now he was cold, try to domesticate ya; but sure, an animal, baby it's Indian nature. Just let me lib a reacher, you don't need no breakfast, that man is not Yumiko"  and "I hate this bird lice, I know you want it" Blurred Lines : Robin Thicke 
"I'm a baby don't mess around" and "Shake it like a courdroy preacher" Hey Ya: Outkast 
"Inside Michelle i wait and bleed" Wait and Bleed : Slipknot 
"I ain't no Harlem Black Girl" Hollaback Girl : Gwen Stefani? 
"Later on, milk and spiders, as we drink by the fire" Winter Wonderland

"Honesty, promise me, I'm never gonna find your bacon, no, no, no." Complicated : Avril Lavinge

"Shout "Meow" to the sky, you're in my crib tonight, you keep making me reek, yeah, frozen in a Cadbury" One Thing: One Direction

"Oprah Gandalf style!", "Oprah got no style!"  "Vomit on Yoshi, Johnny" and "Who didn't know? Hey, I don't know! She can pull off a kanji double d!" Gangnam Style: PSY (my fave song!)

 

What are your favorite misheard lyrics?

 

[DerpLeOtakuz 43]

GG: I got a boy. (Girls generation)

 

What I heard:

I got a boy on my chin. I got some poy chicken. I got a boy, handsome boy, got nothing on him.

(Fast forward)

 

I got a humpback turtle, nom I took your salttt.

XD

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Oh gosh, 

 

Racist Barn - Raise this Barn (sorry, I just had to)

 

Can't think of anything else. 

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

S'more mondegreens (description on site) from our friends from Snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/humor/mondegreens.asp

I remember when i was in second grade and we were making fun of christmas carols, and i was like; "TACO BELL, TACO BELL, TACOS ALL THE WAAAAAY! OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO EAT A TACO TODAY...HEY!"

[Inactive01 5,299]

Listen to any Disney song and you'll easily mess up the lyrics the first time.

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

"Okay, now he was cold

try to domesticate ya;

but sure, an animal, baby it's Indian nature. 

Just let me lib a reacher,

you don't need no breakfast,

that man is not Yumiko"  

 

Some people hear Jamacian, I hear Yumiko. When the song first came out, I thought Thicke was saying that this girl's boyfriend was not named Yumiko. Yumiko is a girl's name, not a boy's.  

 

Oh gosh, 

 

Racist Barn 

I bet there are only white animals. And the KKK are the farmers. 

 

GG: I got a boy. (Girls generation)

 

OH GAWD I HATE THAT BAND. I hate k-pop in general except  for PSY (he rocks!) but prefer J-pop and Europop!!!

[lomk 20,663]

My first time hearing Tubthumper by Chumbawamba was like

 

I get no town

But I get up again

Are you ever gonna pee pee town

 

I get no town

But I get up again

Are you ever gonna pee pee town

 

xD

I'll alwaays remember it because my mom nearly died laughing when she heard me singing this when I was, like 7 years old 

Oh and Unforgiven by Metallica, I was like

 

New blood joins this hood

And quickly he's a dude

 

I thought it was seriously about a gang first time I heard it xD

[Rinkitty 589]

Every time I hear Blinded By The Light, I hear "Revved up like a douche" instead of "revved up like a deuce".

 

It's a C guys, not a SH!!

[Pat.Rio.T. 305]

"Rocket Man! Burning down a field with Carol's bones!" Rocket Man(Duh)

 

I just had to! Courtesy of Tim Hawkins, semi-well-known comedian.

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

I keep hearing Lady Gaga's Applause as "I live in the closet". No lie.

[Scootalove 10,689]

''You make me feel like I'm living a teenage cream'' Damn it, Katy Perry.

Edited November 17, 2013 by Scootalove

[Wingnut 6,994]

I have a whole lot of them, but I can only think of two at the moment. 

 

I once badly misunderstood Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar on Me.  I misheard it as "Whoa the secret of love."  How I was off by so much is beyond me. 

 

I also messed up on Elton John's Crocodile Rock.  I thought he said "I remember when red was yellow (I remember when rock was young)." 

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

I keep hearing Nyan Cat Miley Cyrus' new song as "I came in like a rainbow, I never hit so hot at all"

[Callisto 1,877]

In Cabinessence by The Beach Boys, I always misheard "Have you seen the grand coolie working on the railroad" as "have you seen the grand Kool-Aid working on the railroad".

[Satsuki Kiryuin 1,155]

"..'Cause you are the piece of meat, I wish I didn't eat.." - "Clarity", by Zedd.

[Bronyette 835]

"I put my face into something unknown... I'm living on sexy elephant, sweet elephant, sweet elephant, your giving me sexy elephant!"

 

Seriously. Look up Sweet Nothing by Calvin Harris. I literally thought that was what the song said.

Edited November 20, 2013 by Bronyette

[DaReaper 1,944]

Homer Simpson couldn't fly

In Flames "Pinball Map"

 

59 seconds in you'll hear it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCvq8VN9owY

Edited November 20, 2013 by DaReaper

[Bronyette 835]

I keep hearing Nyan Cat Miley Cyrus' new song as "I came in like a rainbow, I never hit so hot at all"

I could say what I thought this song says, but more than likely it is NSFW and it'll get deleted. XD

[Pixel Stick 927]

Steely Dan: "Do It Again"

- Original lyric: "Your black cards can make you money"

- The way my wife heard it: "Your black cars can make you horny"

 

Billy Joel: "Stranger"

- Original lyric: "When I pressed her for a reason, she refused to even answer" (EDIT: Fixed)

- Misheard: "When I dressed up like a weasel, she refused to be the master"

 

Also, the best site for misheard lyrics: http://kissthisguy.com

Edited November 20, 2013 by Pixel Stick

[Midnight Dragon 264]

In the famous LazyTown song "You Are a Pirate" I keep hearing "Hang the black f*g at the end of the mast!"

[Aniki 386]

"I realized I saw my fart, but couldn't tell you." One Week by Bare Naked Ladies.

 

Ever since that song came out until quite recently I thought that's what he said... I mean that sounds legit right? (I thought so...)

[Skoll 1]

This definitely has to be my favorite misheard lyrics video ever. Hilarious

 

[Pixel Stick 927]

Sort of in the same category of misheard lyrics: Anyone remember this "Animutation" from 2002?

 

 

(Warning: Contains Hitler)

[Midnight Dragon 264]

"Rocket Man! Burning down a field with Carol's bones!" Rocket Man(Duh)

 

I just had to! Courtesy of Tim Hawkins, semi-well-known comedian.

Tim Hawkins FTW! That part was hilarious

[Woohoo 34,204]

AC/DC "Back in Black"
Misheard: Abusin' every woman as I'm runnin' wild...
Real: Usin' every one of them and runnin' wild...
 
Black Sabbath "Paranoid"
Misheard: I tell you to end your life, I wish I could but it's too late.
Real: I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late.
 

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising"

Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.

Real: There's a bad moon on the rise.

 

Megadeth "Devil's Island"
Misheard: Neville's Island!
Real: Devil's Island!
 
Metallica "Master of Puppets

Misheard: Playing Monopoly, ritual misery.

Real: Pain monopoly, ritual misery.

 

Wild Cherry "Play That Funky Music"

Misheard: Play that fuckin' music, white boy!

Real: Play that funky music, white boy!

Edited December 21, 2013 by Woohoo