You were hired to assassinate the avatar above you - What do?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I wasn't hired to kill WGA, the bunny was my target, Ate him.

(runs away before WGA kills me)

[Bastion 414]

eh, I might just cancel this contract.

 

I could slice you in half with my sword or set you ablaze with my pyormancies but I really can't be bothered today.

See you later mate

 

*walks off*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hey, if the viper launch person gets to use the same video over and over again, then I'll use this one again!

I might have destroyed the entire solar system to kill you, but it was worth it!

[Red_Rain 25]

*Throws holy water on him*

The Power of christ Compels you.

The Power Of Christ Compels You.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Alright.

 

Mission name: Pony

Difficulty: 2.5/5

Required item: Hidden blade.

 

Use my ancient assassin skills. 

[Galen Selanno 351]

Run the other way.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Ill try my best to break that mask. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*Throws holy water on him*

Do I look like a vampire to you?

 

Just crash a meteor into the planet. I'm too lazy to actually go looking for him.

Edited December 19, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I can defeat him. Trust me. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Crash a bigger, more dangerous meteor into the planet this time. I'm too busy to deal with this fool right now.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Use

 

 

Against that guy

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Pah! You don't posses any magic! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I will kill him with my 

 

 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Bass Cannon? How quaint! :comeatus: Allow me to show you true destruction:

 

With this weapon at my disposal, you shall die. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Kill him by calling Edward Kenway. 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Eat Edward Kenway alive, and then kill the assassin with powerful dark magic.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

KIll stormgiggle by using thundergiggle 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hire another assassin to assassinate the assassin so I don't have to assassinate the assassin myself. Assassin. 

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

I'll hire Crazy Hand instead...

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I'll hire Tabu to assassinate him. 

[Kurael 43]

I will just send my army of dragons to burn you and everything around you down

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

I, Master Hand! Shall come upfront and fight you! I do not 'assassinate'! Mwahahaha!!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

I shall call Sick Simon and destroy this hand. 

[Kurael 43]

Nobody can hire me so I kill the ba******* tried to hire me then...

I WILL BURN THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN WITH ALL OF YOU!

BURN IT ALL!!!!

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

Mwahahaha!!! An Alicorn! Very good! I will not hide and assassinate! I will challenge you!