Crazy stuff at Walmart (Crazy ppl)

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

Well I was at Walmart and I saw these 2 black people fighting over a thanksgiving turkey. They were cussin' and punchin' and throwing the turkey at each other. 

 

And... there was this Finnish couple cosplaying as some anime I never heard of, they were asking for Smurfs in the fish aisle. The fish aisle!

 

How weird is your walmart?

[HoopHoof 137]

I once saw drug-heads crawling on the floor of the bus stop, smoking used cigarette butts.

 

I saw another druggy holding a stick and a box with leaves sticking out like a crown. Best day ever!! 

[SkyDream 315]

I once heard a customer ask for holy water.

 

I'm sorry, I made a mistake. It happened twice, in the time I've been there.

Edited November 21, 2013 by SkyDream

[Nightmare Night 151]

the worst ive seen is when I was working the black Friday event and a large group of people were so excited about the event starting they nearly trampled a little girl for a 15$ camera, the girl wasn't hurt thanks to a friend of mine for pulling her out of the crowd. Other than that my Wal-Mart just gets your typical alcoholics and meth heads. I once saw a guy and im guessing his girlfriend passed out in there car with the doors wide open in the parking lot while I was at lunch. I went to ask if they were ok and the guy just looked at me with a nasty look on his face so I just went inside and informed the manager and he called the police.

[Dark Qiviut 22,444]

I've yet to personally see anyone behaving crazily at a Walmart for two reasons:

1. New York City doesn't have a Walmart. Whenever Walmart considers making a deal and constructing a store there, there's even louder backlash.
2. Whenever I see one, I refuse to go anywhere near it.

Edited November 21, 2013 by Dark Qiviut

[Stealth Flame 2]

Me and my brother caused a whole isle to fall down. We quickly ran away, and the blamed some other people from it.

 

Someone asked me once if I could spare 100 dollars.

 

Darn logic, keeps stealing my spotlight.

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

I'm too good for Crazymart  Walmart.

[Padlock-Keys 57]

I hate Walmart. It's always way too overcrowded making me feel claustrophobic. I told my mom crazy people and hobos go there and she asked- "What category do we fall under?"  Well obviously somewhere in between crazy but certainly not hobos! X' D 

 

But I've got special needs, like I've got some disorders and stuff and I can't walk really well because of my heart. It's really scary to think about getting trampled in Crazy-Mart and I've been afraid of getting 'run over' since I was real young. I once got trampled by someone on the playground in Elementary school and now I swear to this day that's what gave me some of my back problems. 

 

Either way, I wish I could stop shopping at Walmart all together, but my parents find it more convenient because its closer to our house. Also personally I think Publix or Winndixie has fresher and higher quality foods than Crap-mart. If we need a TV - buy it at Best Buy. Why do we have to go there for everything? 

 

People say Walmart has everything they need and that's why they use it so much, but really if some store doesn't have one thing you need go to an online retailer or something and stop complaining. Jeebus. Actually I wish I could go to a few of the produce stands in my town and buy veggies and other things from there. The meat sucks at my Walmart anyway. 

[Scootalove 10,689]

I've seen this one guy talk to himself about buying a cross for some religious purpose, then I walked away.

[Padlock-Keys 57]

I've seen this one guy talk to himself about buying a cross for some religious purpose, then I walked away.

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I was in a thrift store and some old lady was rambling on and on to herself about religious stuff and I was extremely uncomfortable. She was confused or lost in thought? I have no idea. It freaked me out. 

[Scootalove 10,689]

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I was in a thrift store and some old lady was rambling on and on to herself about religious stuff and I was extremely uncomfortable. She was confused or lost in thought? I have no idea. It freaked me out. 

I guess I feel the pain of random rambling about religion.

[MotoBrony 77]

As a WalMart employee I'll happily share some experiences:

 

My primary job is to push shopping carts back up to the store. This means I'm also responsible for any equipment a customer will use (wheelchairs, Electric scooters, etc.). A few months back, 6 of the store's 9 electric scooters were broken. My coworker and I did the sensible thing, put big 1 ft square signs on the scooters that said "OUT OF ORDER, DO NOT USE". Unfortunately, reading and regulation is frowned upon at Wally World. People started to take the scooters, and complained when the battery was drained fully after only a few moments. They complain to the managers, the managers ask us why we're not plugging in the scooters to charge. We explained how they're all broken as we had to the previous manager, he understands the predicament, and gets some people to round up the broken scooters. we get them all to one corner, and go off to make it a bit more obvious that the scooters are not to be used. We go off to get some Traffic pylons and Bright yellow rope. We get back to see 2 scooters out of place. One was just inside the double doors of the store, with some elderly man reading a newspaper, not the "OUT OF ORDER, DO NOT USE" sign, apparently. We tell him he can't use it, as it's a "safety hazard." He promptly gets vulgar, threatening to "Beat the S**t out of both us" and telling us to "Go F**k yourselves". This attracted some attention. The maintenance guy, the AP guys (Security), and a manager had to come over and try to come this dude down. He once again told us to go f**k ourselves and left the store. 

I've got more stories (Dogs running through store, Homeless man passing out) if you want, but I think is post has gone on long enough.

 

[Hi Hi Puffy YumiMiko 55]

I once threw up at walmart. it's that bad.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I once saw a middle age man buying several pony toys from the pink toy aisle, I swear, Wal-Marts are full of weirdos these days...

[Champion RD92 8,658]

I like never go to Walmart, but one time at Target, there were these kids running around acting all crazy, and their parents weren't doing a very good job of controlling their kids lol

[Meddle 24]

One of my personal experiences that bothers me the most, is the time some random guy followed me down an empty aisle in Wal Mart, only to go into this long-winded sob story that sounded about as legit as a phone scam, which lead to him asking me for money over and over. As soon as I managed to get him to leave me alone, I hauled out of there mighty quickly. I didn't trust his intentions one bit.