The Flying Game

[Jackson Ward 1]

You and some racers are flying in a race. You notice that the Institute of Stuff Humans And Ponies Can Use center has been broken down and you are flying into variouse objects. Write how you dodged the person above's object and the object the next person will try to dodge.

 

 

 

I will start

 

 

 

 

I looped around the soda machine

 

 

 

can of tuna

[Luurilka 325]

Instead of dodging, I eat the can of tuna.

 

 

 

 

ninja

[Jadefire 2,796]

Gave the ninja a wide berth and tossing a bunch of bamboo sticks to the ground to occupy his attention.

 

flying tuba

Edited February 29, 2012 by Jadefire

[Jackson Ward 1]

play tuba

 

 

 

 

nyan pony

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Join allies with it, it's super effective

 

weird troll-fic

[CUINJALE 120]

Do not dodge, but instead absorb it into my flesh, gaining its power and courage.

 

 

Virtual boy.

Edited February 29, 2012 by Bames Jond

[Jackson Ward 1]

I say "wtf are you?" and he runs away crying

 

 

 

 

 

an episode of "Happy Tree Friends"

[Jadefire 2,796]

Turn the TV off.

 

A flying saxophone.

[Aureity 3,055]

Toss it to Lisa Simpson.

 

A blundering blunderbuss that bluntly bumped the bread.

[Jackson Ward 1]

eat it

 

 

 

 

yourself

[Evil Pink One 12,985]

I dodged myself by dodging my responsibilities.

 

Muffins

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

I don’t dodge them, I eat them all.

Derpy Hooves, angry that I ate all the muffins.

[Evil Pink One 12,985]

5 minutes ago, Sonic Shimmer said:

I don’t dodge them, I eat them all.

Derpy Hooves, angry that I ate all the muffins.

You forgot an item that's supposed to be dodged next 

[Evil Pink One 12,985]

If @Sonic Shimmer doesn't add an item I guess 

"DERPY HOOVES"is the item that is throwned then. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,368]

I dodge her with perfection.  

 

A clarinet

[Trot Shuffle 3,593]

I catch it and play the worst notes you'll ever hear 

 

A unicycle