The Genie grants you one wish...But there's a catch!

[Lightwing 12,978]

Granted...now all mary sue ocs are gary sue ocs(which are even more annoying)

 

I wish a nacho cake(i love spicy taste)

[Guest90210 3,568]

Granted...but the entire cake is made of ingredients that have been expired for years!

 

 

I wish for 7 billion brohoofs!

Edited January 16, 2014 by Rivendare

[DubWolf 17,350]

Granted, but it resets to zero after 1 extra brohoof (somehow).

 

I wish for a Derpy who looks around and then spins her head like the one in your avatar.

[Inactive01 5,299]

Wish granted: You've got her, but she's decided to eat you.

 

I wish to be admitted to medical school now.

Edited January 16, 2014 by Sterling Crimson

[Guest90210 3,568]

Granted...but you lose all of your money and your house after signing a contract that you didn't read to get into medical school.

 

 

I wish for a giant, 500 foot cardboard cut out of Godzilla!

[Denim&Venöm 19,274]

You get your gardboard cutout. It's 500 feet tall. Problem is that you never designated the width or the depth. At best it's a 500 foot tall sub molecular strand. It is essentially unviewible in our dimension. Would you like to wish to become a 1 dimensional creature so you could see it?

 

I wish for a quick and painless death right after I submit this post.  

Edited January 16, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[Tigerpop198 696]

Wish granted, but your death becomes excruciatingly painful, and is done by paper cuts.

 

I wish for world peace. 

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

You get your world peace, but millions are put out of work because there is no need for a military. Poverty is widespread, people are angry at one another, and the economy is in the dumpster. It seems that world peace was only temporary after all.

 

I wish for a harem of beautiful women.

[Denim&Venöm 19,274]

You get a harem of ugly women who are beautiful on the inside. 

 

I wish for the entire human race to die in nuclear Armageddon. 

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted,but it bgrings on the Zombie apocalypse and you get eaten alive.

 

I wish I had Fluttershy here, and that she didn't run away or eat me or hate me.

[DubWolf 17,350]

Granted, but she killed you out of love.

 

I wish for Slender to take me somewhere I want to be taken.

[Guest90210 3,568]

Granted...but Slender is bad with directions and gets lost along the way and you end up falling off a cliff.

 

 

I wish for the world's smallest Violin.

[Denim&Venöm 19,274]

You get your violin. It's smaller than an atom. It collides with an atom, scattering all the protons and neutrons, which knock into other atoms scattering their cores too, unleashing a staggering amount of energy and causing nuclear fission. That nuclear fission is taking place within your own hand. The fission results in an atomic blast equivalent to today's nuclear warheads. You and everyone within a mile radius get vaporized and the surrounding communities within 50 miles are poisoned with radioactivity fallout.

 

I wish for nothing.   

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted, you then get consumed by a black hole.

 

 

I wish it was spring.

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Granted; however temperatures are far below average from March to June.

 

I wish for Asuka to be real.

[Denim&Venöm 19,274]

She is real, but only to everyone else around you. She's invisible to you. 

 

 

I wish to be the new lead singer of Megadeth

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You're dropped when they find out you wanna change the name to Fuzzy Puss In Boots.


I want new engine oil.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Que 40 gallons of WD-40 to dump on your head.

 

I wish that the post below mine would have its wish granted according to the spirit of the letter.

Edited January 17, 2014 by Blue

[Denim&Venöm 19,274]

I wish for the return of the Ask Molestia tumblr to active status under fair use and copyright parody protection

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Granted, but the entire tumblr is written in an ancient and forgotten language, which is impossible to translate.

 

I wish to be a Space Marine in the Warhammer 40K universe.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted, But your only weapon is a 5mm rifle

 

I wish i could go to the moon.

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Granted, but you end up on one of Jupiter's moons and are never seen again.  

 

I wish the age to buy all eroge (anime h games) was lowered to sixteen.    

[Sleipnir Rising 115]

Granted, but it's all made in 8 bit graphics.

 

I wish to have free sushi in any sushi bar restaurant.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but you must eat it wish ridiculous amount of wasabi (about 3 times more than you can handle).

 

I wish BANANAS

Edited January 20, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

Wish granted,you die choking ona banana

 

I wish I was Hellen Keller