Something Floaty 1,334 March 2, 2014 #26 Share March 2, 2014 I can't wait until we've advanced enough that it's all lasers. Imagine, when it comes time to clean after using the bathroom, a completely painless and near-instantaneous vaporization of all waste with a shower of lasers, combined with either a chemical or mechanical means of preventing the atomized waste from escaping the toilet. I'm telling you people, lasers are the future. We live in a time where lasers are used to perform friggin' eye surgery. LASERS EVERYONE LASERS. 2 Signature created by Champion RD92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtlesForSale 128 March 2, 2014 #27 Share March 2, 2014 I crumple, don't have time to fold XD Go away Pikachu, you aren't an Eevee evolution :okiedokielokie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rift enchanted 380 March 2, 2014 Author #28 Share March 2, 2014 (edited) Before I used to use 2 squares at a time but now I only use 1 square at a time. This results in going roughly through 5 squares on average in an entire trip. Edited March 2, 2014 by Rift enchanted You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it save equistria with its five candy coloured friends and shoot rainbows at bad guys using their necklaces and tiara unless you're celestiaAlso if your not familiar with the count to one million post then check out our welcoming cheer!http://mlpforums.com/topic/69955-count-to-one-million/page-1188Just scroll to the bottom and it'll be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,202 March 2, 2014 #29 Share March 2, 2014 Psh... Folding is simply too much time and effort for something of that use. Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershyfan94 5,742 March 2, 2014 #30 Share March 2, 2014 I fold it, I've just gotten used to it and you feel like a sir. DA: http://fluttershyfan94.deviantart.com/ Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/Fluttershyfan94 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,316 March 2, 2014 #31 Share March 2, 2014 Fold...NEATLY fold! Here's a companion statement. I hate when people don't flush! Related companion statement. Wrap and throw it away! Do not throw in toilet and walk away! 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Heart 978 March 2, 2014 #32 Share March 2, 2014 On 2014-03-02 at 7:55 AM, Super80 Wolf said: I thought this question was about what you would do if you ran out!...and nobody was home! Tissues also work. Or I suppose, if you had absolutely nothing else you could use and you were in a bind, paper towel could work as well, provided you don't use too much. On 2014-03-02 at 7:55 AM, Super80 Wolf said: ...or you were at a public bathroom!...at night! I always carry a pack of tissues on me. Comes in handy for just such a scenario. You're the most basic of jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomDeSpite 452 March 2, 2014 #33 Share March 2, 2014 "What's toilet paper?" -Derpy Hooves On 2014-04-12 at 7:00 AM, Miaq_The_Truthful said: This is the internet, not reality. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,174 March 2, 2014 #34 Share March 2, 2014 I fold, duh. Folding is the way to go. When I sit there at the toilet, I need something to do so I entertain myself with folding the paper nicely XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostPony750 959 March 2, 2014 #35 Share March 2, 2014 I usually crumple it, it's more effective, and I also fold it into two to use the same paper twice, or even three time. Feels weird talking about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx 258 March 2, 2014 #36 Share March 2, 2014 Fold. Why am I even participating in this thread? Aim high kid, but don't aim for the impossible - Rainbow Dash ^Amazing Signature by the great and powerful Lunia!^ >My Request Shop< MLP Forum's self-proclaimed evil enchantress. > My Deviantart< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunches 81 March 3, 2014 #37 Share March 3, 2014 i fold, omg crumpled what if you... miss?? 1 "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." -Jerry Garcia Say hi to me on Gaia, username: SkrinkleAndSkrod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazitaco 596 March 3, 2014 #38 Share March 3, 2014 (edited) Umm... fold? Into a lovely rectangle. To get the maxiumum surface area coverage with no gap. Why would i risk the dreaded gap? Edited March 3, 2014 by crazitaco *Click the picture to join the Nega-Bronies!* "Every cloud has a silver lining" *except for the mushroom-shaped ones which have a lining of Caesium-127, Strontium-90 and other radioactive isotopes. My OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/krazie-taco-r3366 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grepper 3,192 July 24, 2015 #39 Share July 24, 2015 I crumple it, most of the time. Sometimes I fold, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChikaChan 7,326 July 24, 2015 #40 Share July 24, 2015 I fold it,since I don't want to waste them anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainboom Dash 1,056 July 24, 2015 #41 Share July 24, 2015 Fold just to use another part of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catnet 9,358 July 24, 2015 #42 Share July 24, 2015 So... this is a thing... I usually just fold it, since that seems to do the job faster in my experience. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexamena 391 July 24, 2015 #43 Share July 24, 2015 Fold cuz i want a flat uniform surface to work with. Plus that's the ocd in me i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,623 July 24, 2015 #44 Share July 24, 2015 Fold it because I like to consider myself a decent human being. IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest July 24, 2015 #45 Share July 24, 2015 Used to crumple as a kid, fold now that I'm a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envy 6,202 July 24, 2015 #46 Share July 24, 2015 On 2014-03-02 at 3:20 PM, Envy said: Psh... Folding is simply too much time and effort for something of that use. And... Over the course of five months I have flip flopped on this matter. Just thought everyone here needed to know that. xD (Well, someone *did* bump the topic) Everything needs more woodwind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedEarl 1,332 July 24, 2015 #47 Share July 24, 2015 Crumple because I like to live dangerously Creator of MLP Ruined Vines and Recorder Sh*t Equestria's Biggest Hip-Hop Nerd Everyday is Leg Day! Follow me on Twitter: @EarlBrony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walce Dony 50 July 24, 2015 #48 Share July 24, 2015 Fold because I find it comforting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yummychickenblue 301 July 24, 2015 #49 Share July 24, 2015 I normally take a strip of 1-3 normal pieces of toilet paper and fold in half a few times. Quite efficient. Check out my EQTV channel The Chicken Coop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ochre_Dust 329 July 24, 2015 #50 Share July 24, 2015 Fold, because I am a sane person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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