The toilet paper question

[Rift enchanted 378]

Hey guys I'm here to ask the age old question. Do you crumple of fold your toilet paper?

 

Don't go saying tmi because this question is asked a lot.

But yeah. I usually crumple, I just got used to it.

[AppleGearRising 525]

Wouldn't crumpling put your fingers at risk of being browned? XD

[Rift enchanted 378]

I keep them back a bit more so that I have a tp shield protecting them.

[SasQ 1,355]

Men of the West, u'r using it wrong!

When Men of the East introduced toilet paper to the world, its was meant to be used to desiccate the water after you WASH your outlet with water  It was kinda paper towel, you know. It was never meant to clean your stinkholes

[Judgement 445]

Erm... I have never crumpled it. This topic is something that you don't really want to elaborate on. XD

[caramba2654 602]

Men of the West, u'r using it wrong!

 

When Men of the East introduced toilet paper to the world, its was meant to be used to desiccate the water after you WASH your outlet with water  It was kinda paper towel, you know. It was never meant to clean your stinkholes

 

Yeah! There was actually a research that said that cleaning it with water was way cleaner than just wiping with paper.

 

Makes sense, because if you accidentally stepped on shit barefooted, you wouldn't just wipe it out with toilet paper, would you?

[ponypowa96 106]

I had a discussion about this with a guy in one of my classes the other day (he brought it up, i'm not weird). He says he wraps it around his hand several times before he sticks it up there, and uses the expression "mitten-ing up", Gross.

 

I think most people fold, I know I do anyway. dat andrex comfort

[SasQ 1,355]

There's a theorem that no matter how thick the toilet paper is and how many layers it has, you will always fold it anyway

[RockinRarity 1,605]

I thought this topic was going to be about how is the toilet paper set up.

 

Like this:

 

[Treble Bolt 1,122]

This reminds me of something...

 

 

Had to do a photo dump....this thread calls for it!

 

and umm....well, I never really payed attention....although I know I don't fold because that's just silly.  Why do it in such a refined manner when it's all going down the crapper anyways

btw...never used any of the aforementioned types of toilet paper in said pictures....although I have used shop towels and paper towels when desperate....

Edited March 1, 2014 by Treble Bolt

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 356]

Crumple I'm way too lazy to fold 

[Clover Heart 978]

I fold. If you fold, you can get as many as 4 or 5 uses out of the same patch of paper. If you crumple, you get, like, one? Maybe 2 if you're lucky?

[Linux Distro 109]

Fold.

 

My toilet can't handle it if I crumple.

[Champion RD92 8,654]

Um....fold?

 

why would you even crumple it lol

[Twilight Circuits 603]

roflmao. This dealer folds while the event participant wins and swallows my pride. roflmao. sorry, i had to. But seriously. I fold.

[Radiance64 7,051]

I fold it I guess. All you need to know.

Men of the West, u'r using it wrong!

 

When Men of the East introduced toilet paper to the world, its was meant to be used to desiccate the water after you WASH your outlet with water It was kinda paper towel, you know. It was never meant to clean your stinkholes

That's what the shower is for.

[Clover Heart 978]

Men of the West, u'r using it wrong!

 

When Men of the East introduced toilet paper to the world, its was meant to be used to desiccate the water after you WASH your outlet with water  It was kinda paper towel, you know. It was never meant to clean your stinkholes

 

That's why I got me one of these puppies.

 

[Midnight and Shira 123]

Crumple because screw the man.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 938]

I wrap it around my hand, take the mass of bum wipe of my hand and then use it.

so a mix of both.

[Argumedies 1,748]

I thought this topic was going to be about how is the toilet paper set up.

 

Like this:

 

Haters gunna hate.

 

Just sayin

Does it really matter... not like anyone's gunna know once its gone

[Wade Barrett 111]

Shove a wad up my arse, waddle out into the hallway, than scoot on my rear like a dog until i'm fully wiped.

 

Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it.

 

(In all seriousness, I fold. Toilet papers a bloody expensive commodity when you're on a small income, can't just go crumpling it up.)

[Argumedies 1,748]

 

A pony walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper.

The clerk asks if she would like no name, Charmain, or Canternelle.

 

"Canternelle sounds like good equestrian toilet paper," says the

pony. "How much is it?"

 

"1 bit a roll," the clerk replies.

 

"That seems pretty expensive," responds the pony. "What about

the others?"

 

"Charmain is 2 bits a roll and no name is half a bit per roll."

 

The pony doesn't have much money so she opts for the no name.

 

Within a few hours she is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the

no name toilet paper," she announces to the clerk. "We shall call it

Rainbow Dash."

 

"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

 

"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no cr@* off no pony."

 

 

(with appologies I couldnt resist)

 

 

Just quoting an appropriate joke made long ago

[Rift enchanted 378]

Well the question hasn't really been answered at all.

[Tigerpop198 696]

Remember the house always wins.

I'll fold.

[DubWolf 16,658]

Fold. I use 3 sheets.

 

I thought this question was about what you would do if you ran out!...and nobody was home!...or you were at a public bathroom!...at night!