movies/tv Best Villain Quotes

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So me and my friends were shooting the breeze the other day when the subject turned to the craptacular Street Fighter movie from the 90's. As we all probably know by now, it isn't very good, like, at all, but it ain't all bad, such as the late great Raúl Juliá's gloriously cheesy take on M. Bison. We were particularly taken with what iseasily one of the most awesome villain quotes ever.

 

And yes, that's Ming from Agents of SHIELD as Chun-Li.

 

It was that conversation that inspired this quote thread with a more specific agenda: name your all time favorite villain quotes. No inspirational bull crap or fluffiness here; we're talking the best quotes of pure maleficence and dastardly deeds. It can be from any medium or genre (sci-fi TV, horror music, the local magazines at the DMV) , and the subjects of the quotes can range from taunting the hero to describing their plans for world domination to telling the chef how they like their eggs. It just has to be satisfyingly evil and radical. Videos of the quote being said would be aces if you can find them.

 

So sally forth and gather dem quotes! Fly, my pretties, fly!

 

Edited March 5, 2014 by CITRUS KING46

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This quote by Slade from Teen Titans.

 

Gate Guard: "You cannot hope to defeat pure evil."

Slade: "Actually, I'm not such a nice guy myself."

 

Skip to 0:45 of the video. (sorry the quality sucks)

 

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Two come to mind when I think of epic villain quotes one from Darkseid who is one of Supermans deadliest enemies and one from Maleficent who is my favorite Disney villain.

 

 

http://youtu.be/RYnfm_1El20

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"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message. Everything burns." - The sexiest villain ever, The Joker.

 

I'd totally be the Harley Quinn to this guy's Joker.

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"Appearances and preconceptions aren't going to tell you anything at all."-Itachi Uchiha

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"Now, you shall deal with me, O Prince... and all the powers of Hell!"

 

"And now, young Skywalker... you will die."

 

"Listen to every word. Be afraid. You can not run, You can not hide from me. I will find you, and when I do I will retrieve my Omnitrix and destroy you."

 

"This must be hard on you with all those wounds Gohan. I bet this makes them *burn*!"

 

"Hunt them down. Do not stop until they are found. You do not know pain, you do not know fear. You will taste man-flesh."

 

"Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply."

 

"Welcome to prime time, bitch."

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"You don't know the Power of the Dark Side" - Darth Vader - Star Wars V: Empire Strikes Back.

 

"We are ruled by Idiots" - The Didact - Halo Series.

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Some of the worst villain lines ever.  That's why I love Skeletor!

Edited March 16, 2014 by Ragland Tiger

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I think we are forgetting the villain with the best lines ever to appear on a TV show.

 

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My favorite fits into the category of comedy.  When Loki is yelling at The Hulk in The Avengers.

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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!" - Dracula(Castlevania SOTN)

"Darker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than hell itself. That's coffee." - Godot(Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations)

"My ATM's pin is 0001! That's because I'm number 1!" - Manfred Von Karma(Ace Attorney)

Edited March 5, 2014 by Megas75

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From Madoka Magica by Kyubey:

 

"In this country, half-grown women are called 'girls,' right? In that case, it's appropriate that you, who will one day grow into witches, should be called 'magical girls.'"

 

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Ha, the Street Fighter quote was the first thing I thought of when I saw the topic title. A damn good line for such a poor film.

 

Anyway, my favorite villain quote is delivered by someone who arguably isn't a villain at all, but he is classed as the antagonist so I'm putting it up here anyway. Fight me.

 

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those...moments...will be lost...in time...like tears...in rain. Time...to die..."

 

~Roy Batty (Blade Runner)

 

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"YOU ARE SUPERIOR IN ONLY ONE RESPECT: YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING."

 

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But then, I'm weird. I have odd tastes.

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"They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting." -O'Malley, Red vs. Blue

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Proof of just how Dangerously Genre Savvy Grand Admiral Thrawn from Star Wars is:

 

"Insane? Of course it is. The insanity of men and aliens who've learned the hard way that they can't match me face-to-face. And so they attempt to use my own tactical skill and insight against me. They pretend to walk into my trap, gambling that I'll notice the subtlety of their movements and interpret that as genuine intent. And while I then congratulate myself on my perception — they prepare their actual attack."

Edited June 27, 2014 by A.V.

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The Major's "I love War" speech comes to mind, a bit long for a quote though.

 

"The Imperium will fall and rise again by my hand. Or fall and fall and fall." Horus Lupercal

 

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." AM

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THE JOKER

Arkham City:

"Do you want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done... I would've saved you."
"That actually is... (coughs) ... pretty funny!" - Joker's Death

"It was all a lie. There's nothing wrong with you."
"Nice of you to say. But you of all people should know there's plenty wrong with me." - Joker and Batman's first Arkham City encounter.

Injustice:
 

"You think you can have a family. That locking me up will magically reform me. And they'll be safe. So big, so dumb..."
"Now run along so I can break out of here. I've got lots of planning to do to top this!"
"I know it's soon, but...Think you'll ever find love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family..." - Joker before he is killed by Superman

 

"Batman! My coeur des coeur! My pomme de frites! I knew that ape Deathstroke couldn't kill you!"

"Too bad for you."

"Why so jumpy? I merely took it off standby. It's this button you gotta worry about."

"You push that button and eight million die."
"Eight million and two, darling. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance...But now that you're here...

What say we have one last dance..." - Joker and Batman's encounter in front of the Metropolis nuke.

 

"So you're a hero where you come from?"

"Is just that...Batman corrupts young minds while I...bash them out of their skulls." - Joker to Damian Wayne (Nightwing)

Edited March 5, 2014 by PINKIEirific

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*thinks about it*

 

Hmmm, yeah... Yeah, I'm going with this one.

 

 

Okay, it's not one villain, but they have their hive mind, so they're basically just one being. Even though there's the queen. And that one time they had those rebels and... nah, whatever. They're the Borg, dammit! Scared the hell out of me when I was small. You know those villains with tragic stories, with personality, but the Borg... the Borg; they simply are. Cold, cruel, threatening presence. I love it.

Edited March 5, 2014 by ~StatesTheOblivious~

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Scar has some awesome quotes...

 

Young Simba: Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?

Scar: I despise guessing games.

Young Simba: I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock.

Scar: Oh, goody.

Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh.

Scar: Yes. Well, forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know.

[flops on his side]

Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?

Scar: A monkey's uncle.

Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.

Scar: You have no idea.

 

Scar: I'm *surrounded* by idiots

 

Mufasa: That hairball is my son. And *your* future king.

Scar: Oh, I shall have to practice my curtsy.

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"I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest, and neither will you." -Slade

 

"It's time for this world to end in fire, and for a new world to rise from the ashes!" -Ozai

 

"You're weak, just like the rest of your people! They didn't deserve to live in this world, in my world! Prepare to join them! Prepare to die!" -Ozai

 

"Gentleman, I want this terrorist found, and I want him to know what true terror really is." -Adam Sutler 

 

"He is as clumsy as he is stupid." -Darth Vader

 

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa." -Darth Vader 

 

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further." -Darth Vader

 

"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?" -Darth Vader

 

"You have learned much, young one."  -Darth Vader

 

"It's treason, then..." -Palpatine

 

"There is no mercy." -Palpatine 

 

"One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, Four, better lock your door. Five, Six, grab your crucifix. Seven, Eight, Gonna stay up late. Nine, Ten never sleep again." -Freddy Krueger

 

"I killed Mufasa!" -Scar

 

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie! They shall pay for this outrage!" -Jabba 

 

"I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my power. After tonight if they speak of you, they'll only speak of how you begged for death. And how I being a merciful Lord... obliged." -Voldemort 

 

"The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc." -Saruman

Edited March 5, 2014 by Dinos4Ever

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"You think the darkness is your ally..."

 

Tyber: "You don't need to see my identification."

Stormtrooper: "This guy thinks he's a Jedi. Why don't I need to see your identification?"

Tyber: "Because you're dead."

 

Leia: "A temple, a place of worship, and it's been turned into offices and a prison."

Stormtrooper: "The Empire does what is necessary. I am told this mining is an expensive venture. The Empire is smart enough to save where it is able."

Leia: "That probably extends to your pay and retirement benefits."

 

Stormtrooper #1: "I heard you got chewed out by the commander."

Stormtrooper #2: "I was making faces at him the whole time. These helmets are great!"

Stormtrooper #1: "You do that too? I thought I was the only one..."

Stormtrooper #2: "Look alert, officer approaching..."

 

These are great, but there are so many good ones...

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"You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher." -Ozai

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"Swimming anyone?" - Damon Gant from Ace Attorney(can't believe I forgot this one)