You know you're a brony when..

[Ponies n Pizza 38]

I figured we could do the game/comedy bit just like the "you know you're a redneck when"...

 

GO!

[Rarity Paige Belle 1,854]

You spend nearly £50 on MLP when your girlfriend says no!

[Lagom 204]

You start on humming, singing and dancing to one of the songs from MLP in public? Don't know, just know I did that once.

[Foxx 258]

The majority of songs on your phone are Winter Wrap Up remixes

[Shadling 348]

When you start seeing MLP refferences everywhere, no matter if there's one or not.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Your friends ask you to stop mentioning it at the lunch table so much.

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

1. When you are told to write a story in school, you end up writing a novel involving your OC/best pony.
2. In an election, you write "Twilight Sparkle" in the write-in box.  You were able to convince your friends and family to do the same.
3. When talking about Arthurian legend (not like it ever happens), you refer to Camelot as "Canterlot" despite others' insistence otherwise.
4. When reading a book (non-fanfiction), you picture all of the characters in your head as ponies.
5. When you are going to sleep, you CAN NOT STOP THINKING OF PONIES!!!
6. When you realize that most of the bronies you know were converted by you.
7. You have an altar to the alicorn-princess of your choice.
8. You have written letters to the producers of your favorite shows to make an episode in MLP animation with all of the characters ponies.
9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend relationship occurs through MLP Forums.
10. You frequently call on the ponies and princesses for strength and support.
11. You hope to be reincarnated as a pony in Equestria when you die.
12. You believe that the human race should be committed to creating a real-life Equestria.
13. You renamed your farm Sweet Apple Acres.
14. You changed your middle name to your best pony's name.
15. You refer to your hair as your "mane".
16. When asked for a role model or inspiration in class, you respond with Twilight Sparkle.
17. You can identify every single background pony ever on the show.
18. You have a story for every background pony in the show.
19. You have tried to prove that Equestria is tied to/is the same as another fantasy world (i.e. Middle Earth).
20. For all of your friends, you have determined which of the Mane 6 they are most alike.
21. In conversation and writing (even for school), you use phrases such as "everypony" and "anypony".
22. When you post a twenty-two entry-long list on traits of bronies.

Note: None of these are true of myself except for the fifth and twenty-second and to some extent the fourth and twentieth entries.

Edited March 28, 2014 by StarSwirlTheBearded

[Berrycicle 66]

If you go to McDonald's just for the MLP Happy meal.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

When you describe/think of people's personalities by comparing them to characters from the show.

[Envy Noson 39]

When the word "Smile" and "Cupcake" are trigger words for killing

[GONEFOREVER 518]

When you are on these forums 

[Plume 922]

You start referring to everyone as everypony etc, and you start seeing cutie marks everywhere instead of water marks.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

When you hear the word "pony" in someone's random conversation, and poke your head out like a meerkat like "who said somethin' about ponies".

[Carbon Maestro 1,003]

When the hear someone say 20% in lectures and you chuckle.

[Scootalove 10,689]

• You draw cutie mark tattoos on your arms.

• Every time the word pony is uttered, you hone in on the person who said it.

You can memorize every song and episode from the show by heart.

[DigitalRocket 185]

if you enjoy the show /thread

[Darker 1,351]

I'm not one anyways.

[Visual Spectrum 1,932]

• You try to make apple pie out of a marshmallow and a dictionary

You want to try or have tried a cherrychanga. Or chimicherry. Or chimicherrychanga.

You want to try or have tried a carrot dog.

When you see a rainbow, you automatically think of Rainbow Dash

You say "everypony" instead of "everybody."

instead of the f-word, you use "buck"

You have a fierce craving for some Dutch apple pie, candied apples on a stick, apple turnovers, apple cobbler...

You refuse to eat marshmallows fearing you might eat Rarity

You have taped your fingers together or something to know how it feels to live with hooves.

[BitterBubblegum 75]

When you call Fluttershy cute.

[Scootaloo90747475 140]

On 9/1/2014 at 12:33 PM, BitterBubblegum said:

When you call Fluttershy cute.

when you act like one of the cmc

[MaxAnim 41]

You start reading the forums for 3 hours.

[Totally Nyx 36,032]

You draw ponies on your Easter eggs after coloring them.

[Orgazoid 53]

you know you're a brony when you're over 12 years old and you like MLP

... am i doing this right?

 

 

[dead account 2,710]

You know you're a brony, when you hear Fluttershy's voice whenever you read "yay".

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

You know you’re a Brony when you turn to ponies for comfort.