I always wondered what awesomeness was really like,
so I assembled the greatest warriors of our time.
It was me,and Ninja Brian,and a robot,and an elf,and a hooker that I hired.
Uhhh,there actually wasn't a hooker,I just remember --
It was another robot~
Onnn a quest for destiny and greatness.
And maybe some bagels.Because it was gonna be a long trip.
We will follow the guiding light of the North Star, Onto the adventure of our lives,never stopping.
Except maybe for the bagel.
WITH CREAM CHEESE.
We traveled miles by winter's night.
Fought a dragon and a mountain lion We don't have any footage, But that shit totally happened
DRAMATIZATION.
Then one day, we arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice, And with his help we'll follow the guiding light of the North Star In whatever direction it points!
NORTH. We'll always fight to be awesome. As awesome as Part Two!
PART TWO COMING SOON.