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  1. Lyra's Pants
    This Nirvana song right here.
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    Fluttershy is pretty much the ideal kind of girl for many guys. Shy, submissive, a good cook, beautiful. It's no surprise that she acts as the "waifu" pony for so many bronies. In fact, she may be interpreted as perpetrating the "feminine means more innocent" stereotype, regardless of what she has done over the years. So, in essence, since Fluttershy is often represented as purity, she enforces a double standard for some bronies. For example, if a more masculine, extroverted figure began harassing a docile, feminine figure, then this is often interpreted as unspeakable cruelty, such as Angel Bunny defenestrating Fluttershy over an almost perfect salad. However, when the "fragile flower" treats a relatively manly man like dirt, then it can be seen as harmless slapstick or karma imposed on the man for apparently "corrupting" the "delicate" woman. In many cartoons, we often see women mistreating their husbands, sequences that are played for laughs. A man kicking the crap out of women wouldn't work as comedy apparently as much as a woman beating a man. Otherwise, the feminists would be all over the male-on-female abuse like Fluttershy Hulking out over a firefly (over her friends, way to keep your priorities, Fluts). The bottom line is that Fluttershy is too idealized among many bronies for them to be mad at her.
  3. Lyra's Pants
    Some doom metal will cheer you up.
  4. Lyra's Pants
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNiFHlDzI78 OMFG CROCODILE POTATOSEX
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    I tried getting my little brothers into some metal. I picked this particular tune here. A heavy metal classic, combining aggressiveness and melody to create a hard-hitting yet accessible masterpiece. Danny and Victor gave a resounding no. Victor doesn't even like rock music at all. I weep for this generation.
  6. Lyra's Pants
    Have you unplugged your soup and plugged it back in? Waiter, there's a cracker in my soup!
  7. Lyra's Pants
    I could lift the weight bar, does that count?
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    Even Flutterhulk was cuter than "New" Fluttershy. It's just not cute to hear someone say such cruel things about her best friends.
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    Name a moment where Fluttershy hasn't been cute. Name. JUST. ONE.
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    Beavis and Butthead comment on heavy metal music videos.
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    Fluttershy! I alternatively love her and hate her at the same time! I love her because she's just so bucking beautiful and hate her because I've been obsessing over her since 2011 and she's ruining my life! I want to stop loving her! I want to like her, but not have a creepy fixation on her like I have with her. I want to do at least one thing without obsessing over her! She's so addicting!
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    Thank God's she not Saddle Rager.
  13. Lyra's Pants
    I prefer the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances better. P.S. I am now a Parasprite.
  14. Lyra's Pants
    How does a ninja pancake complete its missions? "Syrup"titiously!
  15. Lyra's Pants
    Robert is my middle name.
  16. Lyra's Pants
    Everyone seems to love Minecraft, though I've never really gotten into it, apart from a couple straight hours of game time on the Xbox 360. I prefer my games to be a bit more linear, thank you very much.
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    Rainbow Dash is in serious need of pants. Out of context, the previous sentence is a little strange, but I think it would be more befitting of her personality for her to wear pants, since she's disdainful of stereotypically girly stuff. So does Applejack, though her plaid skirt do look nice.
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    The design was a bit too silly looking for my taste.
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    Whenever Fluttershy is abused in some way or form. God, those fillies were cruel to her back in Summer Camp.
  20. Lyra's Pants
    Everybody knows chicks dig the sousaphone.
  21. Lyra's Pants
    Cajun fries from Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits. Pure bliss in food form.
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    You forgot Beavis and Butthead.
  23. Lyra's Pants
    I walked into a car showroom last night. I said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window." He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window." I said, "You do now."
  24. Lyra's Pants
    Now updated with a fan poll.
  25. Lyra's Pants
    I just wanna give props to my boys Queensryche!
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