Initial:
You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, 'Hello,' and I was all, [gasp], remember? You see, I never saw you before, and if I never saw you before that means you're new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville, and if you're new, it means you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had an idea, and that's why I went [gasp], I'll just throw a great big, ginormous, super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville. See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!
Hebrew:
אתה רואה, אני ראיתי אותך כשאתה הגעת לכאן, זוכר? אתה היית הכל, 'הלו, "ואני היה כל, [נשימה], זוכר? אתה רואה, אני לא ראיתי אותך בעבר, ואם אני לא ראיתי אותך לפני זה אומר שאתה חדש, כי אני יודע everypony, ואני מתכוון everypony בPonyville, ואם אתה חדש, זה אומר שלא פגש אף אחד עדיין, ואם לא פגש מישהו בכל זאת, אתה לא חייב לי שום חברים, ואם אין לך חברים אתה חייב להיות בודד, ושגרם לי כל כך עצוב, ולא היה לי מושג, וזה למה הלכתי [נשימה], אני פשוט מסיבה גדולה גדולה, תמונות ענקית, סופר דופר מרהיבה בברכה ומזמין את כולם בPonyville. רואה?ועכשיו יש לך המון המון חברים!
Retranslated:
You see, I saw you when you came here, remember? You were all, 'Hello,' and I was all, [breath], remember you see, I have not seen you before, if I have not seen you before that means you're new, because I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville, and if you new, this means not met anybody yet, and if not met anyone yet, you do not have to have any friends, and if you do not have friends you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, and I had no idea, that's why I [breath] I'm just a great big party, pictures giant super duper spectacular welcome and invite everyone in Ponyville. seeing? and now you have lots and lots of friends!