JonasDarkmane

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  1. Was thinking of setting up a RP. Not sure though....

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    2. P-Jay

      P-Jay

      oh, its a wonderful thing!!!

    3. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      Correction: Tacet is the latin word for "silent", not "sneak" :P. Sorry :T

    4. bakerb776
  2. Chip, I am not Fluttershy D:

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    2. JonasDarkmane
    3. Tom Snyder
    4. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      I was humiliated in front of the ones that banished me ;_;

  3. Will be taking my swimguard test soon. Will not be on until after a few hours

  4. *Rolls around, with hearts sprouting up everywhere* Heeheheeeheeehee *Ships a lot* https://blasto.enterprises/comics/95/6.png

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    2. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      I know, I just wanted to be meen C:<

    3. Lightwing

      Lightwing

      >You

      >Meen

      Shh, you sleep and just rest. *pats your head and turns off the light again*

    4. Buzz

      Buzz

      I agreed to non of this and stayed up all night listening to abusive rock music!

  5. Please, no more brohoofs. I still haven't given 20.000 brohoofs

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    2. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      I just got to go, I can't be online right now ;~;

    3. Nyokai

      Nyokai

      Why *hug =( dont go my friend =(<3

    4. Nyokai

      Nyokai

      *big hugs <3<3<33<3 I hope you can feel better soon <3 =(

  6. Good morning, how is everyone?

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    2. MountainDrew

      MountainDrew

      Good morning Jonas =)

      I'm doing pretty good even though I woke up at 10am.

      Dumb thunderstorm kept me up all night X(

    3. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      @Mountain: *Hugs*

    4. MountainDrew

      MountainDrew

      @Jonas: *Hugs*

  7. Back from work. That was tiring, I am beat >w<

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    2. The Pixelated Pony

      The Pixelated Pony

      yeah the germans only alow like 1 minuet of crapping time...

    3. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      @Sparkle: Where does that come from? People are generally happy in Germany and they are doing wonderfully economy wise. The most efficient country in all of Europe and pretty much the world (however, one must give some credit to China as well c: )

    4. Jeremiah

      Jeremiah

      i like little spoons...

  8. My favorite Disney song besides "Be Prepared"

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    2. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      @Dark Horse: Indeed <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 You know your stuff ;) <3 <3 <3

    3. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      Who else could it be? ;) <3

    4. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      @Dark Horse: NO ONE ELSE!!! :D :D :D :D

  9. Starting to feel really tired of people all of a sudden -_-

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    2. TimeyWimeyAqua

      TimeyWimeyAqua

      @JonasDarkmane ~ Well, in that case, talk to me whenever you're up for it. I'll most likely answer you on Skype ^.^

    3. The Pixelated Pony

      The Pixelated Pony

      @ Buzz okay then i'll tell him tomrrow

    4. Silver Staff

      Silver Staff

      @Buzz

      Nunon dahrin Zu'u los ter los fah dii meyar jormaar dahrin. Nid nau mok.

  10. And there is a hailstorm right outside :T

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    2. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      *Takes the bag of ice and hits both Pink and Sunset* This is what happens when you do it, I hope I was helpful at providing you with a first hand experience of insulting an Icelander *Smirks*

    3. Jeremiah

      Jeremiah

      i prefer a second hand experince, it was very painful (not0)

    4. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      I'll have my drink sent over then, stick it out the window for a while. :T

  11. I'm back.... wow... I just came back from a meeting with the school fantasy club and we watched some fun videos... except for one that was pretty grimdark..... I feel scarred :'(

  12. I should be learning, but I have 1871 posts now. 1871, the year that Germany was united into a single country :). Glory to the German Empire ;)

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    2. Deae Rising Shine~

      Deae Rising Shine~

      lol, I learned more about my own country XD

    3. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      Someone likes their history. ;P

    4. You Heard Nothing

      You Heard Nothing

      That was interesting to read through. Unfortunately, I'm probably going to forget it before long. :/

  13. Hear hear to May, it is time that Britain realizes that they can no longer close their eyes and turn their heads the other way from the threat they face and pretend it does not exist. 

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    2. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      I was sooooo confused, just look at that screenshot. :lol: I literally was like "Wait what?"  :D
      I really was going to comment that meme video in your status update, but thankfully it redirected me to your profile first, where I realized how much I'd derp if I'd do that. :P

      I miss the old status update system - it was simple and totally readable. This new fancy 'stream' of statuses is a pain to navigate and apparently it doesn't work well. :P 

    3. Lunar Echo

      Lunar Echo

      I'm pretty sure you photoshopped that.

    4. Rikifive

      Rikifive

      @Lunar Echo Yeah, I was thinking, that somebody will say this. Well, I don't have any proof to prove, that it's not a fake, so I can't argue. I'm not trying to win anything, nor troll anyone (at least this time). Heh, it may look suspicious I agree. Anyway, it's nothing really relevant, so I'll just leave it to you if you believe or not. :twi: 

      I'm rarely browsing the status stream (due to it's poor design - and apparently it being broken), so I thought it was a kinda common bug? I'll eventually report that if I'll be encountering that issue again. I so love IPB4...

      its poor design*
      ~ I feel so helpless not being able to fix that 'typo'... :adorkable: 

  14. I will not be on all day, I have to paint a house, so I won't be replying where I am used to be replying..... oh dear, gonna have about 300 notifications when I get back

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    2. starshine wonder

      starshine wonder

      you'll like it, I promise. It's not that coffee heavy. That or I could offer you chocolate cake instead?

    3. JonasDarkmane
    4. starshine wonder
  15. Can't... keep my... eyes... open... any... longer... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    2. Chip Circuit

      Chip Circuit

      Then get your own this one is mine O.o *hugs onto the turret hanging from the ceiling from it*

    3. Night Mist

      Night Mist

      Aw fine then. >_>

    4. Randimaxis

      Randimaxis

      *grins wickedly* We have REASONABLE rates... *wiggles eyebrows*

  16. As you can tell, I am feeling quite mad ;)

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    2. JonasDarkmane
    3. Mr.Anon

      Mr.Anon

      Yes but Reykjav? k seems to be your city location.

    4. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      Nah, that is the capital. I am in the Capital Area, but I live in the town of Garðabær

  17. Good morning, what better way than to watch some Lord of the Rings and seeing the Watcher in the Water scene :P. How are you all doing :)?

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    2. Love//Hack

      Love//Hack

      Good morning. :D

      And for Tanks For the Memories, I said "Pinkie: APPLEJACK CRIES ON THE INSIDE! Applejack: It's true. Me: I relate to you more than ever AJ." because I was acting all giddy and random that day and you replied with a :/ face. I had a old username I think was InspireLavender or GoldenGlintingPurple. Can't quite recall.

      But morning anyways. :D

    3. Nyokai

      Nyokai

      i hope you can have awesome day today =)

    4. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      Oh, ok. I just did not understand it probably :3.

  18. Now I am just tearing up as I am watching more videos about Keyframe's problem. Why does this world have to be so cruel? ;_;

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    2. Anisanne

      Anisanne

      i know, i hope i'll be better

    3. Jeremiah

      Jeremiah

      the deep wed is far more cruel

    4. Jeremiah
  19. I know ascend to the skies. My wings spread and I pass the clouds. Muhahahahahaha

    (Pegasus Rank)
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    2. Jeremiah
    3. Lady Kiriness
    4. Drache

      Drache

      Congrats my friend, I shall continue to enjoy my cupcake of shiny gems as you fly.

  20. There is a guy with a gun that has barricaded himself within his apartment in the Capital City, close to my town. These kinds of things don't happen very often. I hope our Special Forces don't have to kill another one, so far they have only killed one guy with a gun ever

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    2. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      I hope so as well, I think it is enough that our SWAT team has only killed one guy ever

    3. Night Mist

      Night Mist

      Hard to tell how many ours has. ._.

    4. Swift Wind
  21. Finally got my computer back, since it is my last exam tomorrow, history <3 <3

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    2. Lightwing

      Lightwing

      You don't win against me. You just get extra time until I strike with more strenght.

    3. VengefulStrudel

      VengefulStrudel

      Yay! Welcome back! c: *welcoming boop*

      Also conspiracy? Nope no sir no conspiracy here! *whistles innocently*

    4. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      *Gives up* Dx Dx

  22. So, how are people doing :)?

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    2. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      I'm doing alright... I'm in a funny mood where I feel hungry but I don't wanna eat, it's weird.

    3. Unicorncob

      Unicorncob

      I highly doubt you are D:

    4. bakerb776

      bakerb776

      randomly moos.