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  1. Dank Pony Child
    no, you may not have context
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    A, B, or C? Or how about D? Wait, there is no D…or C. OK FINE IMMA DO IT. Lemma just get my legs ready for the jump from the dresser to the bed. Ok. Um. Oak nuggins. Imma squanto mah yegs. Imma quote a youtube cult vid. As ryan reynolds senpai once said— WAIT NO THIS IS TOO SAFE. MPPPPPRHGH. THAT WAS A RIP OFF. WHO PUT THE TARGET THIS CLOSETOTHEDRESSR I MEAN COME ON. THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE. IMMA SMACC YO LEFT BUTTCHEEK FOR THAT. I DON CARE IF YOU AINT A PIECE OF FURNITU— BIG IROOOOOOOON BIG IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON AND DERAGO DA RANGER WITH DA BIG IRON ON HIS HIP. DA BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAP. WEST VIRGINIA. MOUNTAIN YO MOMA. Wait, no. NO. MY WHOLE PAGE IS CORONA. ITS CHINESE AND UNICODE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. Yes, I’m half n half familiar with hookahs. Yes, I was talking about the milk kind. Well in context, no, but you know me. The real context is what I mean, and I mean MILK. Hey, I should go post my whole thought train from the last hour on mlp forums. Hehe look 69 PMs. That’s a gold hat, cool cat.
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    Green thanos? @ YOUR-DAIRY-KING :PoolLaugh: Why is your profile pic Mulan screamin in agony. I wield the blessing of Squanto, foolish mortal. A MALE LUNCH LADY IS A LUNCH LORD. WHY IS THIS TOILET SEE-THROUGH?! I keep getting bitten by spiders. I think I’ve drained a bottle cap’s worth of poison today. 😂👍 I didn’t have a towel, so I just drank all the poison 💀👍
  5. Dank Pony Child
    **i shall assume my unholy reign upon this ghost town**
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    What if we’re in Area 51 and the “Area 51” military bro’s are guarding is the exit? (Please don’t be already taken blz I thought about this in 2015 blz)
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    *boops every single person in the universe*
  8. Dank Pony Child
    *sniff, cry* Our parents grow up so fast! *bawls*
  9. Dank Pony Child
    For me, a 10/10 means not looks, but if you really care for me. If you love me for who I am and not how pretty I am, then you’re an ♾/10. For myself, others have considered me lookswise a 10/10, but I’m kind of a cuckoohead, so no one fee asked me. I really don’t care. I’m aromatic, so I won’t know something when I see it. (sorry for still posting after the 69th post, DX)
  10. Dank Pony Child
    That’s mlp g1 logic for you. But they’re cute lil’ seaponies, who’s gonna yell at them?
  11. Dank Pony Child
    It was originally meant just for preschoolers (referring to 1981 when the first toy came out). It was a little groomable pony toy for little girls. It wasn’t expected to get that popular. Well, it did. So many people way older than grade school age were collecting them and obsessing over them. Because of this, they made it a tv show. The show was very juvenile for many years until g4 when the brony fan base was big enough to be considered when making the show. The writers made the themes a bit darker for older viewers (like slavery, a world war, brainwashing, etc). At the same time, they made sure to keep it enough for little kids and kept the show’s juvenile nature (cupcakes, rainbows, whatnot). So yeah. Mlp from the very beginning was meant for little girls, but g4 was meant for all ages (and that way is here to stay 😄).
  12. Dank Pony Child
    Banned for revealing the ugly truth.
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    Nonexistent. Wasn’t born yet.
  14. Dank Pony Child
    I . . . don’t know. I haven’t talked to any bronies my whole life until January the 6th this year. So far, everyone’s incredibly nice. Like all my other websites and in real life, I’ve yet to meet any nasty people. (No one has ever been rude to me before. I guess I just happen to live in a safe area.
  15. Dank Pony Child

    What does banished mean? Is it a ban?

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    2. Pandora

      Pandora

      @Dank Pony Child Doe hits them with the banhammer

    3. Oblivion

      Oblivion

      @Deerie *Blivy gets bump on head* Ouch ;w;

    4. Dank Pony Child

      Dank Pony Child

      how about banished to the sun? 👌😎👍

  16. Dank Pony Child
    Maybe he became paler from too much video game screen time. XD
  17. Dank Pony Child

    I once started my day at 4:00PM 😎
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    [context]
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    image.jpeg.feac218b023a4558b07f77d7c03e0328.jpeg

    1. Bastian

      Bastian

      IM STILL LAUGHING!

      THAT! 

      WAS!

      HILARIOUS!:kirin:

      Following you was the best desicion in my life!

  20. Dank Pony Child
    Umm, hi. Nice to meet you two. I’m . . . um, yeah. My creator has trouble naming me. Since you guys are basically the co-rulers of equestria, I was wondering if you had any super advice. PS sorry if I keep glitching into the floor. My creator didn’t have time to properly draw me. 😩
  21. Dank Pony Child
    m e m e s and mlp, obvi.
  22. Dank Pony Child
    Thank you. That’s what I was going for.
  23. Dank Pony Child
    Designing characters! Writing stories! Except maybe the mobile typing part, eugh. edit: oh, and meme-izing pictures
  24. Dank Pony Child
    No, but I’d like to read and see everything! Is there a site with all the episodes ever?
  25. Dank Pony Child
    In my opinion, no one has more mane sweg than pinkie Sure, it’s a bit sketchy and doesn’t take as much effort to draw as the other mane 6 (totally not referring to the first photo), but but can you do thiss? (Bottom cursed image)
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