Nitobit

You and up to three other dwarves get sent to an alien planet to do some task for the company. You find a specific type of mushroom and scream at it, until Mission Control gets angry and reminds you that you're here to collect alien eggs. So you look for them, but the driller gets overzealous and digs up two eggs at once, so now you're swarmed with bugs, robots and a huge friggin' mosquito that just grabbed your friend and took off. The scout chases it, getting propelled by the blast of his shotgun, and dies of fall damage, because he's a showoff. The gunner forgets that he has an impenetrable bubble shield, so he dies while trying to revive him. And the engineer shoots the mosquito with a nuke, dealing more damage to your teammates than to the bugs. Two minutes later, all of you wake up in the med bay, and immediately go to the bar to get a drink with your new best friends.

"He's kind of a... wizard lizard."

Granted. The Sun is now wearing cool sunglasses. I wish I was better at talking to people.

Congrats Rocky! Welcome to the library

Thanks. I don't want to talk, but a hug would be good.

Tired. Broken. Misunderstood. Can't do one good thing without messing everything up. Good intentions don't matter. Some people shouldn't be allowed to talk

Congrats Longhaul, and welcome to the team!

When did they add so many new things?

Maybe, if they share. Would you date someone who has a character you don't like on their pfp?

Lately started watching some Minecraft building ideas on youtube, so now I'm playing Minecraft, trying to build a little village on creative.

"You need not your hat to hide your face anymore. I'm sure your friends will accept if you just get plastic surgery."

I think that would be... Would you date someone who's really shy?

Sure, I also like Deltarune Would you date someone who doesn't like mangoes?

Congrats Emerald! Welcome to the staff!

Ah, yes. That would make sense. Defendant @Shiny Silvermoon, do you have any eldritch demigod superpowers? This one goes to the Out of Context thread

Not sure if I should mention it in this thread or the other one, but we have two identical RD emojis. Better to delete one before people start using them both

This one sounds like it's from a very speedrunable game

What is it? I hope this time it's something actually relevant

Just had the best kind of chaotic TTRPG session

What else do clouds eat?

What is this nonsense!? This isn't the maretrix. This is a very serious, very real court! Mr @Lawyer Slip, can you please answer Mr Cash's question? I'm also curious.

Let's not forget that it was a reaction for being cheated on with the law. An undamaged brain would probably dismiss that thought right away. What does the doctor @ExplosionMare and the prosecution @Lawyer Slip think about it?

Oh, that's Moonlight. Cool guy. Likes mangoes.