Alrighty everypony, I think the Pinkie Pie election campaign can convene! Let's skip all the boring stuff nopony really wants to address, and hop right into the main topics! Regarding the present issue of global warming, I propose every country pitch in to help build a huuuuge robot Dashie together and have her SEAL the world! Also, I won't be taking any objections. Next I'd like to ensure that as president I'll have no-charge bakeries and chocolate fountains constructed on every block. Every block! That should help put an end to pony hunger throughout the planet! In addition, tons more street lights will be erected throughout every town to accompany the party vendors that will also be built for the 2 AM festivities to be held every night. Surely with enough investing into larger, more widespread coffee plantations, we'll be able to market the bestest of beverages at these stands, and eventually be able to fulfill the wishes of coffee connoisseurs everywhere! But what are parties without the most fantastical of sweets? Blimps! Plastered with what will be the new Pinkie Province representative, Gummy! Throughout the day, large blimps will be sent throughout various towns and will drop sprinkles to imitate the falling of rain! Even if some of these may sound difficult, I think with enough teamwork we can get things moving in the right direction!
Chocolate showers and a balloon in every home!
Although these are only a few Pinkie Pie Propositions, I assure there are more great plans to come!