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@Dunky Lol I thought it was because of that guy on YouTube who plays League of Legends. And for me, I didn't choose this name. My mom did.

Why do I find this sketch incredibly sad yet heartwarming at the same time?

Peggy the Pirate.

The people you've mentioned are great people, but they are fallible and "on the same level" as you and I. By this I mean that they have not achieved a higher level of wisdom/enlightenment that is significant enough to consider them worthy of such praise.

Ever since I was born, I've always had this innate feeling that I must serve an ultimately good, kind, wise and benevolent being in order to be fully emotionally and spiritually fulfilled. The thought of this brings me true happiness and peace with myself, which isn't explainable through speech or typing. I feel as though a grand being to serve and learn from would fill a void inside of me and give my existence meaning and depth. It saddens be that there are no such people worth serving on this planet. That being said, I can turn to my religion (Catholicism) to try for a spiritual connection with my God. The only problem is that I'm taking a bit of a personal dice roll on weather or not he exists. If there is no Grand King/Queen within the scope of existence, I don't know if my life is worth living. It saddens me a bit to watch FIM and see how great of a ruler Celestia is to her subjects. Sucks that we don't have any people in charge on this planet like Celestia...

I tend to have this... well... Misanthropic attitude regarding "the people of today." I don't know if there's anyone out there who I would (on more than a superficial level) truly find attractive. This would imply that they're not a selfish asshole, which a gross majority of people today are. I'm sort of grossed out by humanity in general, so... Lul sorry I wrote this when I was upset.

Lul maybe that's why you like Derpy so much ;D Or maybe because that avatar is too damn cute to pass up.

This is refering to BRAWL: Favorite Tournament-capable character: Olimar Favorite D-tier character: MARIO. (I've got the mad jukes with him down. It's been ingrained in my head since I was very little playing Melle) Love counterpicking my Asian friends with him. They often don't expect a D-tier character to win. ;D

I need my reminders for my somewhat hectic life, so... sans cellphone: 2 days max. sans internet: A few weeks but I would miss it a lot.

~~God bless you~~ The more I stimulate my mind (say doing homework or playing a stimulating video game like LoL) the more I get some "Obsessive Compulsive" moments even though I do not formally have OCD. Sometimes I feel like something bad (like getting an illness for example) will happen to me if I don't do a specific maneuver (like moving my pencil in a certain way or tapping it 3 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 11 times.. It really sucks because it can hinder my productivity sometimes. That being said, it does tend to go away when I don't really think about it (which is probably a good sign). My Mom said that "everyone has a little bit of this" ^ and that it's normal as long as it does not get out of control. Otherwise, I'm a pretty normal guy (lul I hope) with the exception of a non-lethal heart rhythm problem which can be very annoying at times

If being a "feminist" means advocating for equal rights for women O.o (Which I've always thought they had in the modern US) then everyone should be feminist. There are two problems with me having this stance: 1.) I do not believe in feminist extremism, to the point of denying rights from men or any other subgroup of people for the purpose of "compensation." 2.) I do not believe in abortion, not because I don't value the human rights of the woman, but because I do not see it as a human right to take the life of a developing human unless for emergency purposes. So because of this, I do not know if I would be considered a "feminist," even though I do strongly support social, economic, and political equality for women. Also, I do not wish for women to give up their "femininity" on the basis that this will somehow make them equal to men. If you're a girl who cares about how you look, you shouldn't have to change your ways because some people see you as an object of sexual desire. The same goes for men. If you're a guy who believes in equal rights for women, you shouldn't have to give up your "masculinity" to try and appease some big feminist cause. I do believe Masculinity and Femininity to be inherent parts of nature. If everyone looked, acted, and dressed as some neutral gender with the false pretense that they were appealing for equal rights, people would lose some of their individuality.

I like hugs too but I never get them.

Honestly... Even with the nerf on Lucian... I still feel like his laning phase is *cough* F#$King OP. (Which Is why I play him) If you're like me and you max his q first, using it to poke in lane is incredible (and for me it's the most fun skillshot to land in the game). First of all, it's not that mana intensive, it has a relatively low CD for it's power level, and it does a shit load of damage when you pull it off. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention how it GOES THROUGH EVERYTHING (even Yasuo's windwall). Knowing this, you could possibly land a 5 man-piercing light (q) in a team fight. The fact that you hit the enemy laners through minions without reducing the damage for going through another target is amazing. It feels so satisfying to hit both the enemy ADC and Support with the same piercing light, dealing tons of net-damage. Oh yeah, and it PROCS HIS PASSIVE, which is a free extra auto-attack... Yes, they reduced his auto-attack range by 50, but he's a bursty champion anyway, so who cares all that much? His e is still an incredible gap closer, even without the slow-removing effect (which I miss so very much :'c) I forgot to mention, your side of the minion wave you q through provides protection from a LOT of adc/support skillshots, especially ones that cc. I mainly just use his (w) ardent blaze to proc his passive in the mid game. It's still a decent tool for extra poking though if you're clearly winning in the mana department. And "The Culling" with it's awesome extra damage against creep allows me to splitpush effectively and out-cs most enemies. Lucian still OP, please do not nerf any further.

Like they do at Baconfest, which I've attended even though bacon isn't exactly my favorite food: