The Soldier

Hey there, good lookin'. I got a bucket of chicken.

Lol, what taste do you have? Obviously it's Scout who real men play, cuz they're agile and weak, making it challenging and require skill. Or the Spy for its patience and sometimes wits to kill your target. I SAY AGAIN, WHAT TASTES DO YOU HAVE!?

SEDUCE ME

So I have this new taunt: the "Buy a Life Taunt" It's pretty good, I like to throw money in people's face. What I LOVE however, is the conga taunt they added in, and you can join in too even if you don't have it. Right now, most servers are pretty much not playing competitively and are instead trying out new taunts or something. Also the Backscatter is a Scout version of the Backburner. It's probably gonna be OP c:

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

The reason of signatures of how you write is to prove whatever you do or want is proven by you. It doesn't even need to be perfect, you just write it how you're comfortable with, even if the signature is messy. The hard reading of signatures is the point for people to have difficulty of trying to read your penmanship and copy it from the dot. If you sign with print, there could be an identity theif who can print your same very name. Copying the penmanship of print is easier than copying the penmanship of signatures. I feel the the only use of cursive writing should be signatures and signatures only. As I said above, signatures are MEANT to be hard to read, so that an identity thief will have trouble copying it. On other uses, however, may not be as easily recommended, as they tend to be more confusing to read in letter cards than it is to the words in print.

What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE, DISCUSSING WITH YA, NOW WOULD I!? One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errand TWITCH... AND KABLOOIE! I've got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops! They've got more [edited by moderater] than they got the likes of me. SO...! T'all ya fine dandies so proud! So cocksure! Prancin' about with ye head full o' eyeballs! "Come and get me!" I'd say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!!!!

Porn. I was thinking about porn. ... DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!

"Hey look, buddy. I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. But not problems like what is beauty. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems! For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... And you'd best hope... Not pointing at you..."

Inb4 this thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/137-post-a-picture-of-yourself/page-594#entry2315353 comes along to bash selfie haters and tell them to keep crying hep hep hep hup hup heph. I personally, don't mind selfies and that those who absolutely hate it are just weak. But I still get to laugh at selfie jokes time to time

click for full resolution Praise the Cactus! c: So I made this for a friend of mine who's been recently through quite a lot lately. So I made this for him.

Kill it with fire. It's a solution that solves everything

Oh, I can play the piano. The question is if I can play the piano well No, I can't