Cosmic Charlie

Video is currently being dumb, so here's another copy of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudJpH-ytH4

Did you hear about the famous pianist who was arrested last week? Yeah, they caught him fingering A-flat minor. /straighttohell

Hey it's true! Mine say AUTHORIZEDSIGNATUREAUTHORIZEDSIGNATURE etc. Facts: Alkali elements have a +1 charge, meaning they desire one extra electron (which contain a negative charge). Alkaline elements have a +2 charge, meaning they desire two extra electrons. An easy way to remember this is that between alkali and alkaline, alkaline has two more letters, and they are in group II (2), AND they desire two electrons. Just remember alkaline = 2. A potato is actually a root, and a root is actually a stem. A mouse can fit into an opening the width of a dime. Apples were used almost exclusively to produce hard cider for most of human history. Stone tools appear in the fossil record around 2.4 million years ago. Fire is not utilized until approximately 400,000 years ago. The wheel, often considered an early invention of mankind, is actually not invented until around 5,500 years ago. Water is the only substance which occurs naturally on Earth in all three material states (solid, liquid, gas), and is the only known substance which expands when frozen. This expansion is due to the unique hexagonal pattern water molecules assemble when they freeze. The more you know, the more you grow, 'cuz knowledge is power! And power is delicious.

If I had to give percentages, I'd say I'm 65% Norwegian and 35% German. It all adds up to 100% American.

Hi Magic! The answer to your question is because it deserves them.

Pizza is a vegetable like bagels are a fruit - that is to say, not at all. The stupidity manifest in this literally hurts my head. I can feel it behind my right eye, like a dull pain. The only thing vegetable-like in a pizza would exist if it had peppers or onions as a topping. Otherwise it consists of 0.0000% veggie.

Your past life diagnosis: I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Quebec around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a builder of roads, bridges and docks. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods. Interesting... I was probably just hired to build churches for the French back then. I do plan on eventually ruling the world in this incarnation, maybe the next... (Not joking. Really. The world will be a peaceful, progressive utopia under my rule) and environmental protection is a big part of maintaining what's left of my planet. This lesson is definitely in my wheelhouse.

I haven't taken the SAT yet. I did take the ACT fresh out of high school. My overall score was 30, but I blame my 24 in math for that. I could've swung a 31-32 otherwise. I just ran out of time during the math test and filled in about half of the answers randomly at the last second, so I could've done worse.

For some reason I can only see that Dashie blob with her mouth being a weird nose and her arm being a weird little sideways frown. To answer the question, if FiM doesn't count then I guess the first one.

I'm giving up Lent for Lent. ..What?