Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

*stabs you to death with my black colored pencil* I'm so sorry!

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

*throws an empty Dr Pepper can*

Yeah, that's not too effective...

*throws the other 28 Dr Pepper cans*

[Messy Mane 9,032]

you better watch out,you better not cry,you better not pout, i'm telling you why..cuz if you do i'm gonna hit you to death with this here santa claus mug 

Edited April 18, 2017 by ScruffyTheStallion

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

To my left ?? A renault traffic truck.

By the time I was walking things have changed, death by mercedes.

I've also walk by a mother and her baby. You chose.

[The Mint Pone 2,294]

*Slowly pours sour cream over you*

You may wanna grab a book this death is gonna take a while!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Damn this is going to take forever.

Ptepare yourself I'm gonna kill you with a pillow !

...you might need a book as well.

[Telferi 6,906]

Hah, my mathbook.. You shall learn math! for me :sqee : pls : ( 

Edited April 18, 2017 by Vinyl Feri

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Table and chair. Hmmm. I force you to sit in an uncomfotable position for so long that you get a cramp. It develops into a blood clot that goes to your brain. You suffer a stroke and you require 6 months of rehab to learn how to walk. You finally learn to walk again and as you leave the rehab center I beat you with the table.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

21 minutes ago, Vinyl Feri said:

Hah, my mathbook.. You shall learn math! for me :sqee : pls : ( 

Math is a fast and painful way to die.. as efficient as the nuke.
@BronyNumber42 YOU SHALL DIE, KILLED BY THE...wait for it...BARBECUE !!! I'm having merguez.

[Nyankee-No4 3,268]

 i have pillow on my left

Edited April 18, 2017 by Werdowp

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

21 minutes ago, Werdowp said:

 i have pillow on my left

Then bring it on. Pillow VS pillow, let the best win...

[Nyankee-No4 3,268]

fight with  pilow  is boring  ill shoot you with my radio

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,608]

Powerade attack! *BONK*

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

@Werdowp a'ight what a coincidence I now have my alarm clock to me left !!

[Duality 10,740]

Fatal $50 note papercut. Call me a highbrow murderer.

Edited April 18, 2017 by Duality

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Gonna kick you with a lamp, imma bring you light motherfffff-filly, I mean filly.

[Maple Bat 3,568]

WII U TABLET ATTACK!!!!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

an applejack plush....classic *evil laugh* C:<

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Ps3 controller. You better die cuz I only got one and I need it.

[Catsle 604]

We can kill him, we have the technology (beats to death with phone) 

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

My iPhone 6...

[Kalani. 140]

*hits you over the head with a pillow*

This is gonna take a while

[Hierok 11,831]

I'm like the joker. I can also make pencils disappear.

[MxFlix 155]

To my left, eh? Uhm... *uses headphones to blast your ears out*

[Techno Universal 2,575]

Toilet paper as I'm sitting on the toilet right now. I wipe and then force the used toilet paper into your mouth. It probably poisoned you but I could also rip the roll holder bar out of the wall and stab you with it. DOBBLE DEATH COMBO!!!