Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Hierok 11,831]

Sorry, my knife matches your skin 

[EnaRocketQueen 55]

Infected papercut from my diary? It's not a heavy book! 

[Duality 10,739]

Behold these pieces of metal and chain and steel blades and other unidentifiable oddments attached to these plaited straps!

What is this torture device, you ask?

THE LANYARD OF DESPAIR!!!

IT SHALL REND YOUR SOUL ASUNDER!!!!!!!

FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

*throws Tyler the Senior at you like a javelin* probably ineffective though 

[Lil' Lovebug 1,041]

*cries and laughs maniacally as I beat you with my water glass* I didn't want to. The voice told me to.

[Kalani. 140]

*continuously beats you over the head with a tv* 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

*bops you again and again with a 3L jug of water*

*it does no damage whatsoever*
Well this isn't going to work

 

[Duality 10,739]

*murders you with a telephone bill*

This is obviously their intended function.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I probably shouldn't kill but Damn this! get prepared for my lego minifigure to go down that throat of yours laddie!

[Telferi 6,906]

My wood free sketchbook... but i wanted to use that ;-; welpp, whatever, *smacks you with sketchbook to death*

[Messy Mane 9,032]

who you gonna call? 

most likely the ambulance cuz a ghostbusters hot wheels car could go down that pretty lil throat of yours at any minute c:

[DJ Wolfe 5,334]

Prepare yourself to be strangled by the cord of my earphones.

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

*stabs you to death with my black colored pencil* I'm so sorry!

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

*throws an empty Dr Pepper can*

Yeah, that's not too effective...

*throws the other 28 Dr Pepper cans*

[Messy Mane 9,032]

you better watch out,you better not cry,you better not pout, i'm telling you why..cuz if you do i'm gonna hit you to death with this here santa claus mug 

Edited April 18, 2017 by ScruffyTheStallion

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

To my left ?? A renault traffic truck.

By the time I was walking things have changed, death by mercedes.

I've also walk by a mother and her baby. You chose.

[The Mint Pone 2,293]

*Slowly pours sour cream over you*

You may wanna grab a book this death is gonna take a while!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Damn this is going to take forever.

Ptepare yourself I'm gonna kill you with a pillow !

...you might need a book as well.

[Telferi 6,906]

Hah, my mathbook.. You shall learn math! for me :sqee : pls : ( 

Edited April 18, 2017 by Vinyl Feri

[Brony Number 42 10,057]

Table and chair. Hmmm. I force you to sit in an uncomfotable position for so long that you get a cramp. It develops into a blood clot that goes to your brain. You suffer a stroke and you require 6 months of rehab to learn how to walk. You finally learn to walk again and as you leave the rehab center I beat you with the table.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

21 minutes ago, Vinyl Feri said:

Hah, my mathbook.. You shall learn math! for me :sqee : pls : ( 

Math is a fast and painful way to die.. as efficient as the nuke.
@BronyNumber42 YOU SHALL DIE, KILLED BY THE...wait for it...BARBECUE !!! I'm having merguez.

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

 i have pillow on my left

Edited April 18, 2017 by Werdowp

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

21 minutes ago, Werdowp said:

 i have pillow on my left

Then bring it on. Pillow VS pillow, let the best win...

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

fight with  pilow  is boring  ill shoot you with my radio

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,241]

Powerade attack! *BONK*