Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[TBD 17,256]

how would like to be killed by a.....chocolate bar? quite fitting to your avatar 

[BulkyBright 37]

Punched to death by my left arm.

[Guest]

I will not kill you... Just kill me instead please do me that favor. The pains of death cannot be any more painful than the hell in this life.

Edited January 29, 2019 by Amarisbourne

[TBD 17,256]

Sorry I don't give mercy .

you'll live another 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*strangles with duct tape*

[Treeglow Flicker 13,883]

Feel the wrath of this... empty, chocolate bar wrapper...

[TBD 17,256]

death by a giant bottle! 

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Watch as I smite you with my hoody

[fare67t 243]

A rather old Samsung phone with a super cracked screen?

Aight, let's do it!

[NotATimeTraveller 6]

Smacked upside the head with my drawing tablet, I guess.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052]

Death by Huawei p8 Lite (never buy that crao btw) 

[BlankFlank777 199]

Strangled by earbuds!

[Arc Flash 7,884]

Death by a 9volt battery.. doesn't sound very pleasant.....

[Emerald Heart 24,944]

Electrocuted by my laptop

[Bastian 13,320]

Asfixiated with my dogs bed.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,315]

This may take a while.

Beat senseless with a small L.E.D. flashlight. (Power went out four times since yesterday! Keep it handy!)

[Cagey 4,248]

I guess you‘ll have to choke to death on my tiny pocket notebook. What a way to go. 

[Cwanky 17,602]

My dog is not an item. 

[TBD 17,256]

a banana peel 

[Yoshi89 5,293]

A box of tax files. The IRS will get you later.

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

Brutally snuggled to death by my Rainbow Dash plush. Such an adorable way to go. 

[BlankFlank777 199]

A hot cup of tea

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Death by Russian - English dictionary

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,052]

Death by Ikea wardrobe

[TBD 17,256]

my canteen bottle!