What would Rarity say about your wardrobe/attire?

[Azureth 687]

If Rarity got to take a look at your wardrobe/attire what do you think she would say about it? For me, I think she'd find most of my clothes "drab" and "plain".

[ReGen 1,466]

"...?That's really all you have?" 

[Adorkable 2,737]

Probably a word that means "pathetic" and "terrible" at the same time.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Given that quite a bit of my wardrobe has her on it, I can only hope it'd be good

 

The rest of it is American Eagle a.k.a the poor man's Hollister, so yeahh She may appreciate how I'm at least willing to invest in something fashionable (that doesn't have her on it, because that automatically makes it fashionable )

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Something like:

"I know they say something is the new black...but do you have anything in a color?"

[rarity1 461]

"Why do you wear so much black?"

"What's with the spiked bands and steel-toe boots?"

"Why must your shirts have terrifying illustrations?"

"Egregious"

Edited August 7, 2014 by Synyster

[Legacy Dash 439]

Oh god no... lets *not* show Rarity my clothes.

 

She'd probably faint and then die of a heart attack.

 

Edit: so probably a scream, then total silence.

Edited August 7, 2014 by Mitchfizz05

[1111 1,284]

she would set me on fire and have nightmares.

[mars 4,862]

Probably a word that means "pathetic" and "terrible" at the same time.

Pathetic? Rarity would never call somepony's clothing pathetic.

 

Rarity would say for me, "Hm... would you perhaps like a little bit of advice, darling?  "

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

I live for thrift stores and vintage shops. I think Rarity would be intrigued by what my eclectic sense of fashion says.

 

It doesn't talk. It's a dress.

[MidnightRush 104]

Rarity has no power here!

[Jeric 46,854]

Depends on if she sees me at work or home

 

 

 

Rarity sees me at work in the office - "Well, darling I suppose it's acceptable. You're trying at least and that's saying something. Here let me see what I can do."

 

 

 

 

 

Rarity see's me on the weekend or working from home.

 

 

Phase 1 - "Please tell me that you're not seriously considering going out wearing THAT!?"

 

 

 

 

 

Phase 2 - "Cancel all your plans, we have a fashion emergency to resolve."

 

 

 

 

 

 

I live for thrift stores and vintage shops. I think Rarity would be intrigued by what my eclectic sense of fashion says.

 

It doesn't talk. It's a dress.

 

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[Banul 3,831]

"Absolutely horrid!"

 

I tend to throw on the first thing I see in my dresser, as I have no fashion sense.

[GGG 176]

a lot of things and none of the positive, but ill probably ignore them or wear worse clothing to spite her, like this

 

[ScaleWrangler 122]

*Ahem*

 

Good heavens this just will not do .. black? celestia this is all so plain and frightfully boring, We simply must do something about this ... i am going to make you fabulous"

[N.W. 3,619]

1. Hmmmm... Oh no darling that will simply never do, those colors clash, here allow me to pick.
2. Hmmm... you seem to have a lot of khakis...
3.  My Celestia what is that! What is this attire you call "Partizan"?

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[Tasuni 48]

I don't wear clothes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jk. I mostly just wear jeans, a black shirt and a black jacket.

so she would probably say "Well that is the most boring clothing I've seen in... EVER." 

[Radiance64 7,053]

I wear too much black. Dunno how she'd respond to that.

[Oblivion 20,268]

Well, living where I live and doing the kinda work I do a lot of my closet consist of old torn up jean and an old pair of boots so I thing she wouldn't be to happy, probably along the lines of.

 

Rarity "Oh no, what are those atrocious...rags you are wearing?"

Me: "Ugh, my clothes that I use for work."

Rarity: "Oh no darling, those simply will not do, when you work you should at least work in style"

Me: "Ughhhh, um....okay?"

Rarity: "Follow me to my boutique and we will get you something more, ugh well worn." 

Me *just gives up and follows her*

[Teen Buscemi 135]

"Those trousers are simply drab darling...and the shirt could use some improvment "

[Silver W. Valensnow 196]

Rarity: *YAWN* l can't see what is so awesome about this collection of cloths you have in this underdecorated, underdevelopped piece of a wardrobe.

;( Well l think it's cool anyways  

[Luna 831 466]

I think she would love my little pony shirts.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Rarity: *YAWN* l can't see what is so awesome about this collection of cloths you have in this underdecorated, underdevelopped piece of a wardrobe.

 

;( Well l think it's cool anyways

I don't think she'd say it like that

 

She'd probably just fake a smile and try to be polite about it and then start finding ways to make adjustments - subtly, because it'd be unladylike otherwise,  but it'd be clear what she's doing   That goes for pretty much every bas wardrobe, but for the really bad ones she might be taken aback for a sec

[Celli 4,338]

She'd probably say I have too little in my wardrobe.

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

 

 

 Do all your shirts have metal bands on them?

Me: Just the ones that don't have ponies on them.

 And the only pants you have are jeans that are frayed at the ankles, or these... ugh, cargo pants in either black or camouflage. And are those gym shorts. You don't seriously wear those in public do you?

Me: Who says I go out in public?  There isn't exactly much to do around these parts that doesn't involve getting in a car and driving 30 minutes to someplace more interesting. 

 Well... I'm sure you must have something formal you wear to you place of work.

Me: I do. 

 

 

 Hmmm,I suppose that'll do. It is a tad bland though...

Me: Company policy makers aren't choosers, Rarity.

Couldn't you just wear something with a bit more class?

Class costs more money than I can make in that bland ensemble.  I wear what I wear at home as a symbol of pride, representing where I've been, what I've done and what I'm into, a mark of uniqueness. What I wear is comfortable in feel and practical in application. Plus, I wear what I do in rebellion to the pathetic excuse my people call "fashion."

Oh come now it can't be that bad. 

Me:

 

Rarity:

*cue screaming*

This is a fashion crime spree! No! A fashion massacre! Neigh! It's simply fashion butchery! How is all this considered acceptable attire?! This... this simply cannot stand. This, this grave... injustice, this total disregard for all things sacred, must be rectified.  

Me: Night stand, second drawer down, next to the Highlander laser disk bootlegs. 

Rarity:...

 

 

We must never speak of this again.

 

Edited August 7, 2014 by Denim&Venom