You have a pony in a blind rage coming to get you, what do you do?

[Denim&Venöm 19,650]

but just imagine the 911 call

 

*911 what's your emergency*

"help a pony is after me"

*like a pony from a farm?*

"no, one from equestria you need to help me!"

*lol grow up kid*

*hangs up*

I won't need to be that specific. Just tell them I've received a threatening letter/ phone call by (insert someone w/ pony's name here), and they'll have me covered. I'll just let the pastel colored Equine stampeding over the horizon towards the house be a surprise.  

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Hmm,i should probably run towards the roads and maybe if i'm lucky he/she would get hit by a vehicle 

[The Mint Pone 2,294]

I'm within a 10 minute run to an antiques gun shop so I would run there and hopefully the owner would be willing to let me borrow a Springfield rifle. I wouldn't shoot the pony I would just hope the pony would be wary enough of the gun! Or else my butts gonna get whopped D:

[Invincible 2,092]

I'll fight, and i'll crush them, and send them back to Equestria. I may like ponies, but i'll fight one if the situation calls for it.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

I'll tell them to say hello to "my little friend"...

[Soldier Surplus 232]

Engie: Building a sentry. wooh wee! 

 

Soldier: *grabs liberty launcher* I am ready.

 

Shulk: The Monado is all I need.

 

Myself:......... Time to ether hide, or get out my short sword and fight or die Scott Pilgrim Style!

Phoenix Wright: "Or you can point out your finger and object to it running at you!"

Edited November 18, 2014 by Soldier Surplus

[VulpineTaco 525]

I'd probably like it, to be honest...

[Justin_Case001 4,907]

I would just sit and wait and say, "Let what must be done, be done."

[Kapitan zur See Hans (Daz) 883]

Use the power of logic! Then probably get whooped since I have no clue what to actually do besides grovel

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

Laugh and then nibble on his legs...

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

shoot em with a 50 cal and then get a taxidermist and mount their head above my fireplace. although the taxidermist would probably wonder what the hell i just dragged into his store.

[Saroth 102]

If Ponies can have that much OP, then I can have that much OP too.

I'd crush it by throwing a slab of dark matter on it, then create a miniature black hole filled with sawblades and chuck said pony into black hole, then close said black hole.

 

If I didn't have OP powers, I'd probably hug it or run the hell away.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Use the magic of friendship, of course! If that doesn't work, then a few undead minions should solve the problem... 

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Seeing that the "run like hell" option won't work, and there's a gun store within walking distance of my house, I'd head over to the gun store, wait for the pony, and start shooting.

[A goat 323]

I killed it's sister for spilling coffee on me, which could be why It's mad at me. But no worries, I am a goat so I can take anything. 

[Falsey 44]

Hmm... considering how I equip my household, I'd dump a bucket of sulfuric acid on it, followed by a bucket of gasoline, and then use a home made flamethrower on it. A solution I have learned, through experience, tends to solve most problems.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Even though I knew it wouldn't help one bit, I'll just run for my poor, miserable life. Or, actually... I could just give it something sweet and scratch it behind the ear, showing it that I'm not that bad, and maybe succeed with at least some negotiation. While hoping all the while to everything that is my life that it forgives me for whatever it is that i did.

Edited November 19, 2014 by Bradley

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Accept my death. When I die by a pony, its alright. 

Edited November 19, 2014 by BronyAssassin

[baltosaa 86]

Try and apologize for whatever it is I "Did", and hope it all goes well....

[Celli 4,341]

Well, it depends on which pony it is. If it's Fluttershy, I'm screwed, and I would run as fast as possible. as far as possible. That girl is crazy when she is angry.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,135]

I can't really say why any pony would be that mad at me, so I would assume it was some kind of mistake. I would do my best to defuse the situation, possibly with hugs.

[Gernia 691]

Come at me. I'm ready for anything.

[Toast 55]

Call the cops. They'll be my meat shields. Maybe tire it or slow it down. best case is that they taze them down. But if not, I will be waiting behind the police barricade w/ a knife in each hand, asking why it want's to kill me, asking them to prove it, and if those don't work, I go down swinging and die with my honor intact. I'll leave an elaborate will & testimony asking that my funeral be casual dress only w/ lots of pizza and nachos, a ciricle pit around my grave as it's being set up, and I don't wanna be me by Type O Negative playing in the background, and that my body is super-heated and compressed into a lead diamond. 

 

your body turned into a diamond? That made me laugh so much. Lol!

 

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

I don't care how adorable they are.

They come at me and they're gonna get a good punt in the head.

[Flamestreak1990 1,200]

I would have got my sledgehammer and go triple h on his flank