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[uml4mj4m 134]

Must I explain?

 

 

 

 

By far the best Pokemon in the universe.

I also think it has the best mechanic.

 

 

Edited July 5, 2015 by uml4mj4m

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,660]

I have such a hard time remembering many if the newer gens.

 

Gotta go with Jynx as one of my least favorites. I love ice Pokemon, I love Psychic Pokemon, and having both of those together should be sweet! Jynx though is just bleh to me. It's design, and it's overall abilities are unappealing to me. Never liked Jynx.

[Lateon 589]

Lickilicky (or however you spell it) disgusts me. One of the worst designs ever.

[Cosmik Vek 764]

Raticate and for a reason! It is because of it's annoying speed and attacks when I go against. If you would check out my French Pokémon Fire Red LP on my gaming channel, you would know the reason.

[Pastel 7,630]

They're all great.

But some Pokémons like Psyduck are a bit uninteresting.

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

At least spell Unown right! Geez

 

Mine are Farfetch'd and Dunsparce, as those two have no redeeming features what so ever. 

Dunsparce is the biggest piece of shit Pokemon ever.

[long gone 8,929]

Zubat and Tentacool.

 

Zubat, because Zubat.

Tentacool, because it's the Water version of Zubat.

 

Oh yeah, Milotic sucks pretty bad too, especially when it's on the opposing team.

[MLPFanatic34 3,234]

@Anime Boy Lover and @Lateon, I agree with you both and I also hate most normal types like Tauros, Slakoth, Vigoroth, Slaking, Whismur, Loudred, Lopunny, Stoutland, and I hate Bronzong, Bronzor, and Wormadam. 

Edited July 9, 2015 by MLPFanatic34

[Magic Note 2,748]

I forgot one that I really hate: Carbink. It's just, why does it exist? Thankfully, Diancie more than makes up for that travesty.

 

I also hate Mr. Mime solely because of its design and stats. Even if it's part Fairy now, it's still really bad. Lickilicky and Tangrowth are both unbelievably ugly, though Tangrowth at least is useful in battle thanks to Regenerator.

 

There's more but I can't think of any off-hand right now.

 

Edit: How the hell did I miss both Ambipom and Jynx?

Edited July 9, 2015 by Kelldrick

[Widdershins 9,960]

  Hoooo boy! You don' know the can o' worms you just opened, boy!

 

   Now, I'm not one inclined to hate easily. Takes quite alot I like to think. I don't mind my pokemon looking doofy or being useless or not having the bestest stats, I can love them in spite of that!  Heck, I rather like Jynx! I've always thought that, like cloyster & tangela, you just couldn't see her face clearly through all her "hair." That was shadows, not black skin. Always gave me the impression of some nordic goddess or opera singer!

 

  But...when I hate...oh boy howdy...

                        .....................................................................*Stare*.........................................

You better hope to whatever you hold dear!

 

So here's my Top Five Most Hated Pokemon List!

 

  #5! :     Miltank! 

   Now, I can understand the fustration some might have with the way Whitney used it. But hey, gym leaders are supposed to be hard, and that was a while ago so a tough boss fight isn't something I'm going to have rattling around my brain for long. No, my issue with Miltank is its design. It's...Just...abominable design...

    I like the color Pink! I really do! I even think cows are adorable to boot! Miltank! You've murdered that idea for me now! 

  Look, designers, I know you meant well. Hey! Milk is healthy! Let's teach kids to drink theys milk!! Ugh... did you really need to... have it stand upright? You know... so it's... udders just stuck out in front of it all wobbling around? I mean, we give cra-... a rough time to Castform for what its bottom half may look like, Jynx's breastplate or Lopunny because we've seen anthros before, but...come on! It's got bare teats! And I'm only comfortable saying THAT word because MST3K managed to get off with saying that word on air! Sigh...

   And if that wasn't enough... It heals your pokemon team in Sun & Moon now. "What's wrong with that? that sounds helpful!" I hear me claiming that your saying!

Well, my answer to that is as follows: THINK ABOUT IT!!!

  It's signature move is Milk Drink. Give a tanky pokemon a method of restoring its own health, simple idea! But think about that. It's drinking it's own milk! In front of you! DURING BATTLE!!  Just bending its head down & sucking out its own bodily fluids! How's THAT for an image for your kid's video game?!!?

  And that's STILL not enough! It heals other pokemon that way! Does it ASK your team to be healed? No! Your screen just turns black for a few seconds then when you come to, its loudly mooing in your face! I won't say what that is, but I think most of you know the word for what that is...

   Congratulations Miltank. You've ruined drinking milk for me. I hope you're happy...

 

 

#4  Volbeat/Illumise

    Yeah, I count them both as the same Pokemon Species. Their only difference is gender & coloration in my opinion anyhow. Stupid bugs.

  And I like bugs! I'm fatally allergic to Vespiquen and its still my favorite bug type!! Ugh, but these two! Fireflies are pretty! And these two just made that idea pretty screwed up! I dunno, one's male, one's female, example of sexual dimorphism, I dunno, whatever. What bugs me about these bugs is their movepools.

  Kind of a petty reason I suppose, but it goes a way to give them a sort of interconnected sense of what their species is like. I've always met the two of them at the same levels, and thus, always the same set of moves. One dodge spell, such as double team, a healing spell that replenishes about half its HP, like Moonlight, then some other piddly moves that also likely either lower your stats or heal them. And what do they do? Every. Single. Time? Buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, heal...    Rarely, RARELY, do they even bother to attack! If you don't kill them by the second turn then they've lowered your accuracy, paralyzed you or whathaveyou, so its at best a 40% shot at even hitting them, and if you DO manage to hit them, their heal mitigates the last four turns of you hitting them! DOUBLE that if you've been missing! And for what?! Piddly exp? Getting your berry bitten out from under you while some stupid glowybutt bug laughs at you? Only caught one of each back in third gen, and now I flat out refuse to even get near the little parasites! All they do! Is  "Buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, heal. Buff, buff, buff, heal. STIR mix, STIR mix, STIR mix mix! STIR mix, STIR mix, STIR MIX MIX!!"

 

 

#3 I can't even remember.

   That's right. Hate it so much I can't even be bothered to remember or care enough to look it up. That Orangatuang guru thing from Pokemon Moon? The dual part to Suns football lemur? ....... *double facepalm*  Sweet mercy, video games are weird...

  Anyhow, I suppose its mostly because I have a deep-seated fear of monkies. Just so creepily close to being humanoid, but so very feral in all the wrong ways...

Least the lemur one is somewhat cute. The fat one?...  Just some big ape that stares at people. You find it in the forest, just sittin' on leaves and staring away. Suppose to make it seem like its smart or something. But it does that with everything. There's a few tourists around Alola that are just minding their own business and have this big, psychic ape just leering at them from behind trailers & fences. Guh, creepy.

  Were that not enough... I've got a personal vendetta against them. Got into a battle with some Collector that had one & was the first time my Primarina, right after it finally evolved & I was so proud of it, lost in battle. I try to switch out whenever I can to save them when they start getting in danger, but... that stupid monkey.  Seems the Oranguru choice of attack is to sit there with Calm Mind to raise its defenses, and here I was sitting there thinking this dumb ape was just gonna sit there the entire fight & I had all the time in the world, then it just Orbital Lazer Cannons my Primarina to smithereens outta nowhere! Don't even fully remember how the rest of the fight went, as It was kinda hard to see through the tears & rage after that.  ...still kind of tearing up just thinking about it now.                      That stupid...stupid...fat, ugly monkey...

 

 

#2 The Goodra Line

  Well, Least this one is a lot less personal. I can understand that some might find the Goodra line cute. Soft & squishy & happy &... slimy. Used to live in Oregon for a while where they have slugs as big as your fist! Used to spend some time staring at those impressive little goo-sacks! But these... Well, they grow limbs.

   Now, some little gooball with some gaping maw is enough for me to dismiss. Sure, fighting one can be annoying at times, but cute all the same! Then it evolves & gets taller... and smarter. Well, relatively speaking of course. Sliggoo's PokeDex entry even states, and I quote verbatim here: "It has trouble drawing a line between friends and food. It will calmly try to melt & eat even those it gets along well with." So yeah, it'll eat you in your sleep and not even know. Or care. Sure, you can say that about other pokemon I suppose. Except this one spits acid on you to turn you into goo, then add you to its own gooey form. It is literally The Blob. You think its gonna change once it evolves into something even bigger & gooier? Don't be fooled by Goodra's PokeDex entries of it basically being the pokemon equivelent of Fluttershy! It'll eat humans without a second thought, it's "very friendly" and has a gooey layer of slime of a thin, plush, almost latex like hide. Basically like a giant living water balloon of goo.     ......  Do any of you even know how many internet fetishes this thing applies to? N-Not that I've done much research on the internets about this sorta thing, of course. All it needs is hypnotic capabilities and it pretty much is some Internet Creepypasta for me! Never even tried to raise these guys, never will! I try not to even get aaaanywhere near!    I don't mind goo, or being creepy, but your intentions can mean alot in my book!

   To summarize Goodra, To quote Family Guy: "Dat T'ing come by my house. I shoot it."  Daang Pokemon, You scary!

              That, and how is it a dragon type? Don't get that. Bothers me. Anyhow! Moving on!

 

   Hoo boy...Number One. Ugh... I don't know if I can even...._{Urrrrrrgh....}BIDOOOF!

 I hate them, just so much. From a deep, undefinable, intrinsic part of my being. I get angry just thinking of them. I don't wanna be that guy, but if you like Bidoof, then your just wrong. They're just freakish aberrations of nature... from a video game, right.

   Maybe its their moveset. Sure, kind of the same as any Ratatta, that hyper fang move or whatever its called, the one that takes down half your health each shot? Maybe its their critical hits that always seemed to happen at the worst times. Maybe its their huge health pool and the fact that they always, without fail had a berry on them to pretty much reset the fight over again after like, a half hour battle when I only wanted to get to the other side of the route. M-maybe its that -Hrng- stupid, doofy face that kept popping up time & time again... even after its generation, it just keeps after me... popping up out of the blue in generations I thought had moved past it... popping up in my nightmares...with its mocking laughter of a call...HOO-HAH-HA-HOO-HOO! CHU-CHA-CHOO!

  Fhaaaargh! KILL THEM ALL! THE BEAVERS ARE AFTER MY SOUL! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!

 

 

                                    "Oh, I've got me a brand-new combine harvester and I'll give you the key..."

[Glacies Frost 428]

Dunsparce... Even Game Freak knows it's shit. It could have evolved into Drampa.... nope. It could have gotten a kickass Mega or something... nope. It could have become more useful than an Air Balloon on a Flying Type... nope. This thing is a semi-rare Pokemon that literally has no reason to exist other than to troll those stupid few who thought it was, at first, Gen 2's version of Dratini (that turned out to be Larvitar... I was a tard). 

[Zachary 5,521]

I really Hate Miltank, Why is this Pokemon on 3rd Gym Leader from Johto on the Team?

 

It has Rollout, Stomp, Attract (for Male Pokemons) and Milk Drink, That's why they made it harder.

[Member Berry 1,217]

Mr Mime.

 

 

What a creepy little sh*t.

I like using Miltank, I just don't like fighting it.

[cmarston1 5,959]

Zubats and Rattatas appear way too much for my liking.

And for designs, my least favorites would go to Barbaracle, Crabominable, Garbador, Alolan Grimer and regular Grimer.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Emolga. Partly for being yet another Pikachu knock off (a la Minun, Plusle and many others), but mostly for bad memories of fighting Elesa. One of the few gym leaders I found genuinely infuriating.

 

On a similar note, Miltank due to that fight with Whitney. That fight also made rollout one of my most hated attacks.