Blyat explorers

[Boyevyye De 244]

"There is a story here about how a few students went on a winter trip to climb the Ortorten mountain. They had to stop 7 days in on Dyatlov Pass due to a bad storm. Three weeks later, when they did not return, people sent for help to find them. They found a tent buried in snow and cut open from the inside, and two people in there underwear a little ways away. One had a fractured skull but no signs of struggle and the other had no injuries, both were dead. They also had cuts on there arms and legs and near a tree with broken limbs and damaged bark, suggesting they tried to frantically climb the tree. They found the rest about a 100 meters away from the fireplace, and all with internal injuries like a car crash, but no brusing or any other damage. All dead."

 

 

 

 

Wow what losers cant even climb a mountain how can you make family proud if you are killed by Ural spirits.

 

 

[nolongerabout 403]

The Dyatlov pass incident..?

 

Bloody hell, that's a bit of a harsh judgement. They were brutally murdered by something, that they probably couldn't fight. How can you say something like that?

 

Also, everyone knows it was aliens. That bloke on the history channel said so.

[Gestum 2,493]

The russians did it. Everybody knows that.

[Smarts 1,626]

Remember those beef jerky commercials where some guys would prank bigfoot?

 

It was the same thing here, but with a yeti.

[Boyevyye De 244]

Remember those beef jerky commercials where some guys would prank bigfoot?

 

It was the same thing here, but with a yeti.

That sounds like the most likely.