Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[Singe 2,111]

Applejack: *At the CMC.*  Now don't be embarrassed or scared, but did Trouble Shoes touch you anywhere bad?

*CMC look at each other confused.*

Applejack: I knew it, you low down sack of manure. *Leaps at Trouble Shoes.*

 

Spike: You know what. Screw you ponies, I'm going back to bed.

 

Rarity: If you're really scared to be on stage, just picture everybody naked.

Fluttershy: But they are already naked.

Rarity: You just need to picture it more strongly and *whisper whisper whisper*. *Giggle.*

Fluttershy: Ohhhh my, that's naughty. *Giggle.*

 

Twilight Sparkle: So what are you two going to do after the wedding?

Matilda: I'm going to have some snicker-doodle. *Giggle.*

Cranky: I'll be happy to give you plenty of them. *Giggle.*

Pinkie Pie: I like snicker-doodles. Can I come over to have some?

Cranky: Hmmmm....

Matilda: No. All of them are mine.

Pinkie Pie: Ah. Fine.

Edited July 22, 2015 by Singe

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Twilight: Ensign! Set course for the Neutral Zone! Warp nine!

 

Applejack: *click* This here's Engineering.

 

Rainbow: Captain! We need to raise shields!!!

 

Fluttershy: Um, so, what's been bothering you?

 

Pinkie: PARTY IN TEN FORWARD!

 

Rarity: I can treat those wounds if we can get him back on the ship!

[Alphys Hedge 671]

Rainbow Dash: I didn't get 1st, but at least I had fun!

 

(Side note: Why does this thread include so much swearing?)

[Starlight Fan 538]

Any character: I'm a horse!

[RavenholmZombie 1,330]

Rarity: I love you too, Spike (sorry, couldn't resist )

Edited July 22, 2015 by Lance Shield

[Will Guide 21,362]

Is it possible to have this post deleted? My real answer is a few posts below.

Edited July 22, 2015 by WiiGuy2014

[Film Reel 75]

Twilight: I hear the gun store is having a sale gonna buy a new piece then gonna go on a spree as the princess of murder.

 

Discord: Captain Picard you must help me save this land or the Enterprise will be lost here forever!

 

Octavia: hmm Drop dat bass and give me some wubz.

Edited July 22, 2015 by Film Reel

[Will Guide 21,362]

Let's have the Mane 6 say stuff they would never say with other animated Disney characters' reactions.

 

Twilight Sparkle and Belle (Beauty and the Beast 1991):

Twilight: "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking..."
Belle: "Twilight, you are not the well-read pony Will Guide told me you'd be."
Taking it as a compliment, ignorant Twilight responds with, "Why, thank you, Belle" 

 

Fluttershy and Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937):

Fluttershy chases all the animals out of the house "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DISGUSTING VERMIN!"

Snow White is shocked and on the verge of tears: "You seemed like such a nice pony"

Fluttershy becomes "new" Fluttershy and says things I won't repeat.

Snow White runs off crying.

 

Pinkie Pie and the Genie (Aladdin 1992):

Genie sings: "You ain't never/had a/ friend like--"

Pinkie Pie: "Shut up! You're more annoying than Discord!"

Genie's thoughts: What?! Now I wish my lamp was never rubbed.

 

Applejack and Princess Tiana (The Princess and the Frog 2009):

Tiana: "I've worked very hard to make my daddy's dream of opening a restaurant come true"

Applejack: "Why would a princess need to work hard? and who cares about family either?"

Tiana: "My father died in a war before our dream was realized! You are banned from our establishment!"

 

Rarity and Cinderella (Cinderella 1950):

Cinderella in her mother's dress: "What do you think of it? My mice friends work so hard on it together"

Rarity: "It's hideous and you DARE let filthy vermin touch your clothes. This won't do!" And to add injury to insult, Rarity rips the dress the same way the stepsisters did!

Cindy left in rags runs away in tears

 

Rainbow Dash and Peter Pan ( Peter Pan 1953):

Rainbow Dash "Who the flying feathers wants to fly?!"

Peter Pan: "You make grown-ups look like they're perfectly allowed to come to Neverland!"

 

Spike and Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty 1959):

Maleficent: "I know what it's like to be a true dragon. Join me, young Spike and all the forces of HELL!"

Spike: "If it means no one will make fun of me again, I say, all the ponies can burn!"

Maleficent transforms Spike into an even worst dragon than Spikezilla from Secret to My Excess"

 

Whoa, I'm a dark place. Think happy thoughts, Think happy thoughts. Remind me never to post that again.

Edited July 22, 2015 by WiiGuy2014

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

Discord: "Twilight, can you please help me organize my pocket dimension?"

[Singe 2,111]

Pinkie Pie: *Gets pepper sprayed.* It burns! It burns! My eyes they're on fire! Please stop spraying me! *Cries* I only wanted to be your friend!

 

Rainbow Dash: I was planning to hang out with only Gilda for the rest of the day.

Pinkie Pie: Totally cool with that, because I'm not some obsessed third wheel. There are other friends I could spend time with. See you later.

 

Apple Bloom: Applejack, who's that cute colt over there? I want to talk to him.

Applejack: Oh, that's one of your cousins.

Apple Bloom: Darn and he's so cute.

Applejack: Don't worry, I also crushed on several of my...cute cousins.

Apple Bloom: You're blushing.

Applejack: No, I'm not. 

 

Rarity: Why does Trenderhoof keep chasing that stubborn mule Applejack? I'm practically throwing myself at him.

Spike:Maybe...

Rarity: Maybe not all of myself, probably 20%. No, I cannot lose Trenderhoof to her! So he wants a country bumpkin girl, I can role play one. Hmmm...

Spike: I...

Rarity: I cannot imitate Applejack again and woo him, though I wouldn't mind doing that just to spite her. No, my role must be original.

Edited July 26, 2015 by Singe

[Singe 2,111]

Applejack: I've always been fond of a good whiskey once in a while.

 

Rainbow Dash: Smoking makes me look 20% cooler.

 

Pinkie Pie: Rarity, I need you to dress up in an attractive two piece outfit that you can easily slip off while sitting inside a big cake to pop out and put on a show for this bachelor party.

 

Spike: Let's make one thing clear Owlowiscious. Cross me just once and you'll be a roasted chicken in my stomach. Twilight Sparkle will just think you've ran away.

 

Cheerilee: Big Mac, the chalk board is dirty. Could you clean it? *Big Mac cleans it with Cheerilee's tail causing her to giggle.* That's my tail. Now I'll have to get the paddle.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, what does it feel like when you do a sonic rainboom?

Rainbow Dash: *Blushing.* Kinda like *whisper* but 1000 times more exciting.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

Celestia:

Taxes are due, my little ponies. Pay 'til it hurts!

 

Pinkie Pie:

Would you guys be serious just for one frickin' minute?

 

Fluttershy:

Call Animal Control. That damn dog is in my yard again!

 

Twilight:

This book is too controversial, I'll add it to the bonfire.

 

Rarity:

I'm selling my boutique to WalMart!

 

Spike:

Find it yourself, Twilight!

 

Applejack:

Gimme some orange juice!

 

Rainbow Dash:

Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last. Just kicking down the cobblestones. Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.

 

Luna:

I gotta work on my tan.

 

Mayor Mare:

I will not run for a second term.

 

Any CMC member:

Oh look, I got my Cutie Mark!

 

Donut Joe:

The secret ingredient is bacon. 

 

Miss Harshwhinny:

Meh, that's good enough, I guess.

 

Cadence:

Shining Armor, I won't tell you again. I will not roleplay that I'm your little sister!

[Singe 2,111]

Fluttershy: Ew! Nasty bug, you go splat now.

[20_cooler 122]

Rainbow Dash: YEAH I LOST

Pinkie Pie: "...

 

(Season 5 episode 1&2 blew my mind... So did season 2 episode 1&2   )

[Phosphorous 136]

"That building is sure quite lopsided."

-Discord

 

 

"Don't come any closer, or I'll shoot."

-Fluttershy

 

 

"Friendship is for wussies. Real alicorns don't need help from a couple of losers."

-Twilight Sparkle

 

 

"Diamonds look the way they do because of their tetrahedral atomic arangement."

-Rarity

 

 

"All of this messiness is getting on my nerves."

-Discord

[Singe 2,111]

Luna: Oh Nightmare Moon, it's nothing for me to feel bad about. Anyone can get jealous. Unicorns just take it an inch farther while us Alicorns go a mile. 

 

Luna: I've been locked away for 1000 years Celestia and you still haven't had children. What the heck have you've been doing?

 

Applejack: They don't call me "Applejack". It's "APPLEJACKED" BECAUSE I STICK ROIDS RIGHT IN MY THIGHS AND CRUSH EVERYTHING!

Edited August 6, 2015 by Singe

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

Discord: "It'll take me eons to clean up this mess!"

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

Rainbow Dash: I didn't win, but I sure had fun, and that's what matters most.

[Luna_tic 120]

Anypony: "Should I eat the burger, steak, chicken, or the duck?"

[Justin_Case001 4,903]

"How about we get a chimp and barbecue some shoes?  Maybe I'll be a blue piano for easter.  There's a sheep doing roofing over at my house come and drop in.  We'll put on Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese."

[Singe 2,111]

Twilight Sparkle: This is great, I'm so close to reaching the climax in this book.

Rainbow Dash: They're amazing.

Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh.

Applejack: Yep.

Fluttershy: *Nod.*

Rarity: Oh, yes.

Twilight Sparkle: None of you are reading books.

Edited August 9, 2015 by Singe

[clivenator 2]

Celestia: Don't worry, I'll get off my rump and take care of this problem myself!

[Xeltor23 704]

"F*ck you"

Well, nobody talked about originality I think

[JacelynUSB 288]

Let's see how many I could do:

Twilight Sparkle

"If there could be any book I wanted to live in, it'd be Farenheit 451,"

 

Pinkie Pie

"Random does not equal funny, guys,"

 

Rainbow Dash

"Let's see...I could become a Wonderbolt or go to sleep. Eh, I choose sleep,"

 

Rarity

"The next fall line will probably be my favorite one, it includes extra dirt,"

Fluttershy

"Yes, I accept the application at KFC,"

Applejack

"Apples? Never hear of em,"

Apple Bloom

"I don't really want a cutie mark,"

Sweetie Belle
"To be honest...I hate Rarity and Button Mash,"

Scootaloo
"Am I the only one that finds Rainbow Dash to be an egotistical bitch,"

 

Diamond Tiara

"My father's fame is kinda an inconvenience,"

 

Big Macintosh

"I would have to disagree with that predicament you have just put upon me in which I have to do something with,"

Braeburn
"I'm straight,"

Soarin

"I absolutely hate Braeburn,"

 

Button Mash

"Screw video games, I'm gonna go outside,"

Twist
"I'm an important person in Ponyville,"

Rumble
"Bisexual? I am very much not that,"

Coco Pommel

"I very much agree with the fact that Suri won fair and square,"

Flim & Flam

"Who's Harold Hill,"

Celestia
"Screw all my subjects. Everypony could die and I wouldn't care,"

Luna
"Who's Neil Armstrong,"

Derpy

"So that's what went wrong,"

Doctor Whooves
"What does allons-y mean?"

cider float

"I totally understand how this thing works,"

Carrot Top
"Prop based humor isn't funny,"

Spike

"You know what Twilight? No,"

Pipsqueak
"Apple Bloom and Luna are just friends to me,"

Cadence
"I'm gonna make some ponies break up tonight,"

Shining Armor
"I'm straight,"

Jam Sod
"I am totally butch,"

Logan Grey
"I suck at singing,"

Weird Al

"I'm thinking about making a serious song,"

 

ACRacebest

"Who are the Fine Bros,"

Michelle Creber

"Who is Black Gryph0n,"

Black Gryph0n

"Who is Michelle Creber,"

Solrac
"I feel like speaking in a calm voice today,"

Saberspark
"I do not look like Shia LeBouf,"

ILoveKimpossibleAlot

"I think John de Lancie's kinda overrated,"

 

Nowhacking

*Viynl appears on the screen*
"Meh,"

 

Sparkle Sword

"I have a reason to why I'm no longer friends with Kellen Grant,"

 

Kellen Grant
"I'm straight,"

 

ooBrony

"I hate Rarity,"

10InTheTardis

"David Tennant, Paul McGann, Matt Smith, who are these people,"

Melody Word

"I absolutely hate Supernatural,"
Or...
"I have been online,"

Star Racer
"I am submissive,"

Matbot237

"Everybody here knows me,"

 

And finally...
DeLorean
(though I have done myself already...twice)
"I am an out-going, butch, hetero, single, bitchy, whiny, little dick,"
 

[10InTheTardis 509]

Applejack: Ah'm Sorry, big Mac, I need to take a break from workin'. You see, it's jus' so tiring having to work while hauling around the weight of my massively fleshed out and interestin' personality/character.