Ask Rainbow Dash!

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Hi! Who is your best friend?

[Aureity 3,055]

Kira: *looks shocked* what the... so you hate me to? And no, that's not it at all, he wouldn't of killed my parents of that was it...

 

*sigh* Okay, okay...you can follow me around if it makes you happy.

My universe blew up.....How am I supposed to get back to an exploded universe?

 

I dunno, ask Doctor Whooves. That guy can do all sorts of weird things.

 

Hi! Who is your best friend?

 

 

Nice try, but I've been asked that before, and my answer's the same. I don't pick, it's not cool.

[Hastur 505]

*sigh* Okay, okay...you can follow me around if it makes you happy.

 

 

Kira: THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH, but I just got a mare-friend named fluttershy, do you want to meet her?

[joecal97 340]

"You'll have to wait in line for an autograph, sorry"

That's one line I'm gonna have to get a fast track for!

[Tornadopelt 33]

I hope to be a pyrotechnician in the future. It's a cool job, alhough cool wouldn't be the word I'd use to describe it. It's more of a hiot job!

[Hastur 505]

There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as ponies even though they have no understanding of the pony heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster.

[Oblivion 20,266]

So Dashie, what do you think of that age old meme "Come inside" just wondering?

[Gleaming blade 8]

Who's your favorite wonder bolt and,do you have any siblings

Who's your favorite wonder bolt and,do you have any siblings

[Everfree 286]

Hey Rainbow Dash, have you ever noticed that you're a figment of someone's imagination brought to life by an animation studio created by humans to broadcast fictional stories about you and your other fictional friend's lives all across our world for others to see as personal entertainment? I mean how else would a bunch of people you've never met in your life know everything about you and your friends personal lives?      

Edited November 9, 2013 by Everfree

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Do you know why scootaloo looks up to you? Her friends have sisters, and for all we know she doesn't have a sister or a brother, or even a family! So she looks for you for comfort and support, what do you think about that?

[Aureity 3,055]

Kira: THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH, but I just got a mare-friend named fluttershy, do you want to meet her?

 

Nah, I already know her. 

 

 

 

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That's one line I'm gonna have to get a fast track for!

 

You can have one if you take Scootaloo to the park. She's been begging me for ages...

 

 

 

I hope to be a pyrotechnician in the future. It's a cool job, alhough cool wouldn't be the word I'd use to describe it. It's more of a hiot job!

 

What's a "hiot"? Even Twi doesn't know that word...

 

 

There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as ponies even though they have no understanding of the pony heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster.

 

 

Err...right. Sorry, you'll have to repeat that again, I fell asleep. Was that a Nightmare Night story? Needs a but more action in it.

 

 

 

So Dashie, what do you think of that age old meme "Come inside" just wondering?

 

...never heard of it.

 

 

 

Who's your favorite wonder bolt and,do you have any siblings

Who's your favorite wonder bolt and,do you have any siblings

 

Spitfire! And not that I'm aware of. Although I get a lotta strangers claiming to be long-lost sisters or brothers.

Spitfire! And not that I'm aware of. Although I get a lotta strangers claiming to be long-lost sisters or brothers.

 

Favorite Wonderbolt might change next week, it's just that her performance last night was sooo cool!

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash, have you ever noticed that you're a figment of someone's imagination brought to life by an animation studio created by humans to broadcast fictional stories about you and your other fictional friend's lives all across our world for others to see as personal entertainment? I mean how else would a bunch of people you've never met in your life know everything about you and your friends personal lives?      

 

 

Hey Everfree, have you ever noticed that you're a bunch of trees? You should hang around with Fluttershy more often.

 

 

Do you know why scootaloo looks up to you? Her friends have sisters, and for all we know she doesn't have a sister or a brother, or even a family! So she looks for you for comfort and support, what do you think about that?

 

Why do you think I spend so much time with her? Poor kid needs some love and affection.

Edited November 9, 2013 by Aureity

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood... and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as ponies even though they have no understanding of the pony heart; they eat even though they've never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them... because in truth, I am that monster.

That's my Line

 

~L

 

Ahem...anyway Rainbow Dash, could you tell me about this place? I somehow ended up here after dying in my world and I am rather confused to be honest.

[Hastur 505]

That's my Line

 

~L

 

Ahem...anyway Rainbow Dash, could you tell me about this place? I somehow ended up here after dying in my world and I am rather confused to be honest.

You know their is a story about that, and please don't sue me L

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Nah, I already know her.

 

 

 

 

You can have one if you take Scootaloo to the park. She's been begging me for ages...

 

 

 

 

What's a "hiot"? Even Twi doesn't know that word...

 

 

 

 

Err...right. Sorry, you'll have to repeat that again, I fell asleep. Was that a Nightmare Night story? Needs a but more action in it.

 

 

 

 

...never heard of it.

 

 

 

 

Spitfire! And not that I'm aware of. Although I get a lotta strangers claiming to be long-lost sisters or brothers.

Spitfire! And not that I'm aware of. Although I get a lotta strangers claiming to be long-lost sisters or brothers.

 

Favorite Wonderbolt might change next week, it's just that her performance last night was sooo cool!

 

 

 

 

Hey Everfree, have you ever noticed that you're a bunch of trees? You should hang around with Fluttershy more often.

 

 

 

Why do you think I spend so much time with her? Poor kid needs some love and affection.

then why do you want somepony to take her to the park for you?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

How do you feel when you fly so high that you can't fly any higher, or so fast that you can't go any faster?

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

You and AJ totally need to start hanging out wayyyyyy more....

Your children would look so awesome 

[Gleaming blade 8]

Rainbow dash I don't get it are you part of the wonderboltz or not because that one time at the acadamy when spit fire said all those commpliments.so yeah are you part of the wonderboltz or not please I want to now

[deletedaccount0000 216]

Do you have a crush on anypony?

[Ghostly assassin 31]

hi dash

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Hiii Rainbow Dash! It's been a while, eh? Well, I got a nice question for you.

 

If Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria and returns to her villainous ways (same for Discord), what would you and other ponies do?

[joecal97 340]

You can have one if you take Scootaloo to the park. She's been begging me for ages...

 

Anything for you Dashie

[Commander Frost 731]

Hey dashie u remember when u used to love juice lol

lol u were so cute when u were little

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

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[Aureity 3,055]

That's my Line

 

~L

 

Ahem...anyway Rainbow Dash, could you tell me about this place? I somehow ended up here after dying in my world and I am rather confused to be honest.

 

Oh great, another wacko...you guys have the weirdest reasons for being here.

 

*directs you to the asylum*

 

 

then why do you want somepony to take her to the park for you?

 

 

Cause my Ponystation 4 just arrived. Duh.

 

 

How do you feel when you fly so high that you can't fly any higher, or so fast that you can't go any faster?

 

 

Impossible.  

 

 

You and AJ totally need to start hanging out wayyyyyy more....

Your children would look so awesome 

 

...you DO know how fillies are made, right?

 

 

 

Rainbow dash I don't get it are you part of the wonderboltz or not because that one time at the acadamy when spit fire said all those commpliments.so yeah are you part of the wonderboltz or not please I want to now

 

...nah, I guess not. But it really doesn't bug me as much as it used to.

 

 

 

Do you have a crush on anypony?

 

N-no.

 

 

 

hi dash

 

hi darklord67

Hiii Rainbow Dash! It's been a while, eh? Well, I got a nice question for you.

 

If Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria and returns to her villainous ways (same for Discord), what would you and other ponies do?

 

Sheesh. Sunset Shimmer's just a jealous schoolgirl. No reason to compare her to some mega supervillian.

 

But I'd kick their flanks back to where they came from, anyway.

 

 

Anything for you Dashie

 

 

Cool, don't let her feed the ducks. She almost drowned that other time.

 

 

 

 

lol u were so cute when u were little

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I still like juice. what are you talking about?

Edited November 16, 2013 by Aureity

[Commander Frost 731]

Oh great, another wacko...you guys have the weirdest reasons for being here.

 

*directs you to the asylum*

 

 

 

 

Cause my Ponystation 4 just arrived. Duh.

 

 

 

 

Impossible.  

 

 

 

...you DO know how fillies are made, right?

 

 

 

 

...nah, I guess not. But it really doesn't bug me as much as it used to.

 

 

 

 

N-no.

 

 

 

 

hi darklord67

 

Sheesh. Sunset Shimmer's just a jealous schoolgirl. No reason to compare her to some mega supervillian.

 

But I'd kick their flanks back to where they came from, anyway.

 

 

 

 

Cool, don't let her feed the ducks. She almost drowned that other time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I still like juice. what are you talking about?

yay im not alone! I thought I was the only one left who still liked juice.