Ask Rainbow Dash!

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Hey Rainbow Dash! Assuming that you like racing games, you're gonna love this:

 

 

Whaddya think? Is it awesome?!

[Nas 2,873]

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=viptdd0wv5A

 

(holy CRAP I love Ridge Racer. )

[NavelColt 22,879]

Dashie, you, along with your friends seem to be able to make very adorable squeaks. Like so:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_BcXFTBEBI

 

Do you have an explanation for this phenomena?

[Aureity 3,055]

Dash, you do know that Scootaloo has been stalking you a lot recently, right? :/

 

Hey! That explains the camera I found in my bedroom!

..and my bathroom.

 

Hey Rainbow Dash! Assuming that you like racing games, you're gonna love this:

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=viptdd0wv5A

 

Whaddya think? Is it awesome?!

 

Much, much cooler than Pac-pony!

 

Dashie, you, along with your friends seem to be able to make very adorable squeaks. Like so:

 

[media=]http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_BcXFTBEBI[/media]

 

Do you have an explanation for this phenomena?

 

It's called the adorable vocality. Didn't you learn it in chemistry?

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Oh no you don't....*pushes throttle all the way*.

 

*catches up to Dash*

 

So Dash, how's it going with the Wonderbolts lately? Joining them means leaving behind 5 certain mares who are you best friends.

[WildCard 1,037]

If Scootaloo is hiding cameras in your house you probably should talk to her Dashie

[JappleackWithApples 34]

bannanas! reaction?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

bannanas! reaction?

 

Did you mean bananas?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Did you mean bananas?

 

YES.

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

IKR, Rainbow Dash?! I'm pretty sure it's called Ridge Mare 6, which I heard it's a LOT cooler than Pac-pony, am I right?

[Aureity 3,055]

Oh no you don't....*pushes throttle all the way*.

 

*catches up to Dash*

 

So Dash, how's it going with the Wonderbolts lately? Joining them means leaving behind 5 certain mares who are you best friends.

 

Which...is why I'm not sure anymore...if I want to join them

*pauses*

And eat dust! *goes spiraling into a buccaneer blaze*

 

If Scootaloo is hiding cameras in your house you probably should talk to her Dashie

 

I should, but...it'd be so awkward. Sooo uncool.

 

bannanas! reaction?

 

Um...awesome?

 

IKR, Rainbow Dash?! I'm pretty sure it's called Ridge Mare 6, which I heard it's a LOT cooler than Pac-pony, am I right?

 

Yes!!! So cool!! I need to get my hooves on that game!

[The Awesome One 1,315]

*watches Dash doing her tricks*

 

Time for maximum overdrive....*pushes the red button*...AFTERBURN MUTHABUCKAS!

 

Yo Dash, you better beat those wings faster if you wanna keep up. I can see Ponyville on the distance now....Oh look! There's Pinkie Pie in her...uhh...is that a helicopter?

[WildCard 1,037]

I should, but...it'd be so awkward. Sooo uncool.

 

But if you don't you've lost all your private space and probably will get paranoid with time

[JappleackWithApples 34]

so rainbow dash...how are you alive if pinkimenia killed you?

[Aureity 3,055]

*watches Dash doing her tricks*

 

Time for maximum overdrive....*pushes the red button*...AFTERBURN MUTHABUCKAS!

 

Yo Dash, you better beat those wings faster if you wanna keep up. I can see Ponyville on the distance now....Oh look! There's Pinkie Pie in her...uhh...is that a helicopter?

 

Huh? Oh no, Pinkie, get away from that! That's not a-

*explosion*

Noooo! *does a sonic rainboom to save Pinkie*

 

But if you don't you've lost all your private space and probably will get paranoid with time

 

That...won't happen.

 

 

 

so rainbow dash...how are you alive if pinkimenia killed you?

 

Well, she tried...but she turned back before she succeeded.

Needless to say, I get freaked out every time she comes near me now!

 

[KTP Pretorius 16]

Hey Dash, do you think that you would like Kiba? He is an earth pony with a black mane, tail and mask over his eyes. He was raised by wolves. He can get a bit sarcastic at times, since his protective trait (and the obnoxious one) mix, and the result sometimes is funny. Example: Somepony (Sandstorm) walks up to you and calls you a name. Kiba: (Low voice) "Not while I'm around." I can do a lot to you if you try that again! SandStorm: You and what army? (LillyPaw, LionClaw, BrambleFur and FallFeather the wolves appear, each grinning hungrily. Kiba is smirking and gesturing toward them.) Kiba: My army. (LionClaw growls.) Sandstorm pats your head and makes a run for it, BrambleFur chases,) In the background, you can see BrambleFur chasing Sandstorm.

So? Like?

KibaThePony

[The Awesome One 1,315]

*sees Sonic Boom*

 

*takes of pilot visor*

 

...Mother of God...*snaps back to reality*

 

Go Dash! You can make it!

[RubberFruit 26]

im your twin but ive noticed how you get all of the fame how do you practice

[Aureity 3,055]

Hey Dash, do you think that you would like Kiba? He is an earth pony with a black mane, tail and mask over his eyes. He was raised by wolves. He can get a bit sarcastic at times, since his protective trait (and the obnoxious one) mix, and the result sometimes is funny. Example: Somepony (Sandstorm) walks up to you and calls you a name. Kiba: (Low voice) "Not while I'm around." I can do a lot to you if you try that again! SandStorm: You and what army? (LillyPaw, LionClaw, BrambleFur and FallFeather the wolves appear, each grinning hungrily. Kiba is smirking and gesturing toward them.) Kiba: My army. (LionClaw growls.) Sandstorm pats your head and makes a run for it, BrambleFur chases,) In the background, you can see BrambleFur chasing Sandstorm.

So? Like?

KibaThePony

 

Oh hey, those names seem familiar...oh right. There was a book series I read in the human world, called "Warriors".

 

*sees Sonic Boom*

 

*takes of pilot visor*

 

...Mother of God...*snaps back to reality*

 

Go Dash! You can make it!

 

 

im your twin but ive noticed how you get all of the fame how do you practice

 

Whoa...wait. You're my WHAT?

[The Awesome One 1,315]

*Lands Mig-25 right outside ponyville*

 

....I'm gonna need a faster plane...

[RubberFruit 26]

*Lands Mig-25 right outside ponyville*

 

....I'm gonna need a faster plane...

 

yes you are

[Knight of Blades 1]

hello rainbow dash

what would you do is Celestia died protecting you and your friends?

[Aureity 3,055]

*Lands Mig-25 right outside ponyville*

 

....I'm gonna need a faster plane...

 

*blows raspberry*

 

hello rainbow dash

what would you do is Celestia died protecting you and your friends?

 

I'd get my revenge, of course!

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Hey Rainbow Dash! Didja missed me?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

using color alteration magic, i turn your mane and tail white, how do you react