Ask The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[pyro pie 68]

Trixy meet real mage , real mage Trixy.

awakens an zombie army.

 

I have this feeling that The great and powerful Trixie will disapprove of your gut-wrenching grammar skills.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

What would you do if you saw a newspaper article that said a certain unicorn from Ponyville was trying to be the best showpony in Equestria by making two ponies fall in love?

[BBizbestbrony 2]

trixie, who made your hat and cape?

[Glaceon 793]

(Using OC)

Hey Trixie got any good spells you could preform in front of me.

That is if you could cast a spell.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Thank you, you saved my carrot empire. Don't think I've forgotten about your comeuppance though...

 

To be honest, Trixie is quite surprised you possess a working memory, given your insanity and all.

Trixie, why would people hurt the internet by making Trixie/Twilight clopshit?

 

Get the buck out.

Trixy meet real mage , real mage Trixy.

awakens an zombie army.

 

You get the buck out as well. Trixie has heard the Equestria Mental Institution has a few openings, you should check it out.

What would you do if you saw a newspaper article that said a certain unicorn from Ponyville was trying to be the best showpony in Equestria by making two ponies fall in love?

 

The premise of the question is too vague, and as such, Trixie will be unable to comment on the matter.

trixie, who made your hat and cape?

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie designed it, of course!

(Using OC)

Hey Trixie got any good spells you could preform in front of me.

That is if you could cast a spell.

 

Since you are so rude as to insult The Great and Powerful Trixie, The Great and Powerful Trixie wants nothing to do with you.

[False Perception 482]

Trixie, why should I get the buck out? I think YOU should get the buck out.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

(Using OC)

Hey Trixie got any good spells you could preform in front of me.

That is if you could cast a spell.

 

[Glaceon 793]

Oh well i guess im off to Twilight maybe she can show me a decent spell.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Trixie, I must say I prefer you over Twilight but you rely on cheap parlor tricks too much. You need real Science to show Equestria you are as great and powerful as you say. Use one of my Portal Guns and I guarantee all of Equestria will be bowing down to your might.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

See you in court.

 

Trixie can use Trixie's own spells. Star Swirl's scrolls might be useful, but its not necessary, only optional.

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

you was doing this in public!!! and yet i am supposed to be the sicko? who licks their reflection anyways?!

[Vaporeon 1,168]

you was doing this in public!!! and yet i am supposed to be the sicko? who licks their reflection anyways?!

 

Stop going to Rule 34.com

[jazzcat23 0]

are you a communist? i'm asking because of your cutie mark, it looks like a hammer and sickle.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

are you a communist? i'm asking because of your cutie mark, it looks like a hammer and sickle.

 

Cannot unsee.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Stop going to Rule 34.com

 

that was not on rule 34!

[Vaporeon 1,168]

that was not on rule 34!

 

That was before I looked at the picture. But the description sounded like R34 pictures.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

That was before I looked at the picture. But the description sounded like R34 pictures.

 

if it was rule 34 it would have contained a little bit more...well how do i say it without getting banned...more "loving"

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Trixie, why should I get the buck out? I think YOU should get the buck out.

 

Think you're so witty, don't you? Well this is Trixie's thread and Trixie can do whatever pleases Trixie!

Oh well i guess im off to Twilight maybe she can show me a decent spell.

 

Be my guest, Trixie does not associate with you degenerates anyways!

Trixie, I must say I prefer you over Twilight but you rely on cheap parlor tricks too much. You need real Science to show Equestria you are as great and powerful as you say. Use one of my Portal Guns and I guarantee all of Equestria will be bowing down to your might.

 

No.

you was doing this in public!!! and yet i am supposed to be the sicko? who licks their reflection anyways?!

 

You are the sicko for perpetrating lies and slander!

are you a communist? i'm asking because of your cutie mark, it looks like a hammer and sickle.

 

What is communism?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

Did you know someone is going around calling you (their words, not mine) a "pony whore"? I know who started it but it will cost you.

Edited June 5, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Vaporeon 1,168]

No.

 

Fine I'll go talk to Twilight she'll appreciate my Science.

[Tornadopelt 33]

Trixie believes yours is too big, make it smaller so it will be more appealing.

 

And The Great and Powerful Trixie appreciates that! Apparently someponies did get the memo, just shows how far Trixie's Talent spreads!

 

Trixie got her Amazing cutie mark and realized magic was her Talent, after Trixie successfully used her first magic spell and tied up some bullies who were trying to beat Trixie. Well little did they know, Trixie was the most Powerful unicorn in Equestria, and they got what was coming to them!

 

 

 

 

 

Trixie would like to point out that person is not a verb. You silly idiots amuse Trixie with your grammatical errors!

 

Of course they can't attack, illusions are a defensive spell, and Trixie clearly stated that Trixie, in Trixie's infinite benevolence, will refrain from attacking and still win this. How so, you might ask... well rest assured, Trixie has 2 ways to win, but Trixie will just stretch this out for now, as this is amusing to Trixie.

 

Trixie is a showmare, so Trixie is mentioned a lot by Trixie, and so it has become Trixie's habit to speak of Trixie in such a manner.

 

I meant to say talk in third person, but my "Windows isn't genuine thing keeps pulling up when I bloody type.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Think you're so witty, don't you? Well this is Trixie's thread and Trixie can do whatever pleases Trixie!

 

Be my guest, Trixie does not associate with you degenerates anyways!

 

No.

 

You are the sicko for perpetrating lies and slander!

 

What is communism?

 

i don't lie! you put this out in public! hell even twilight saw you and she gotten way too sacred...

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

What kind of smoothie was it that Snails got you?

[False Perception 482]

Hay (and Oats, I believe), extra hay.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Did you know someone is going around calling you (their words, not mine) a "pony whore"? I know who started it but it will cost you.

 

Trixie is not a pony whore! Only because you got successful off prostitution does not mean The Great and Powerful Trixie did likewise! Trixie is a magician, a profession that is legal and respected.

Fine I'll go talk to Twilight she'll appreciate my Science.

 

Good for you...

I meant to say talk in third person, but my "Windows isn't genuine thing keeps pulling up when I bloody type.

 

Your spelling is not genuine either.

i don't lie! you put this out in public! hell even twilight saw you and she gotten way too sacred...

 

Trixie does not have to stand for this! Just because some neighsayer made a pic does not render it true!

What kind of smoothie was it that Snails got you?

 

Hay (and Oats, I believe), extra hay.

 

Hayshake, but not oats, that time it was barley.

[Tornadopelt 33]

Trixie is not a pony whore! Only because you got successful off prostitution does not mean The Great and Powerful Trixie did likewise! Trixie is a magician, a profession that is legal and respected.

 

Good for you...

 

Your spelling is not genuine either.

 

Trixie does not have to stand for this! Just because some neighsayer made a pic does not render it true!

 

 

Hayshake, but not oats, that time it was barley.

 

Trixie, I pity the foal that called you a "pony w***e". Also, your face is not genuine. I think you are either a robot or a Changeling.