Widdershins 9,959 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 Yes. Sometimes I'm rather happy to be me. See, was watching the Game Grumps which is basically just two friends shootin' the... breeze while they talk over video games and a wise question did arise. One I can see as totally an entirely legitimate and necessary question to pose of anybeing really. One that's totally not offensive in the least. So, here's the situation I pose to you, reiterated from Arin Hanson himself. How many times would you let your best friend barf all over you if it was happening reliably at the same time every day? Now, for the sake of covering bases, if you don't have any real life friends as I do; simply just assume. Me, I'd go for the same answer Danny gave: Seven Times. Up until the fifth time, at the same moment of the day, I'd still be just worried about if they're doing okay. Like, really? Three O'clock every single day in the same way? That's got to mean something spectacularly bad going on with you, and if there's anything I can do to help... But I'd be losing my patience at the seventh time. At that point, that's got to somehow be some pretty awesome stomach training, or at least, I've given you enough shots to aim somewheres else. Dude. Stop. Howareyoueven? 1 Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzDelete 2,456 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 I love the Grumps!!! I agree with Danny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 I would never let ANYONE puke on me. What kind of person would do that to a friend? 6 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 November 13, 2017 Author Share November 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, cuteycindyhoney said: I would never let ANYONE puke on me. What kind of person would do that to a friend? Ah yes, but we can't know WHY they're doing it for! It could be completely involuntary! And somehow perfectly timed! They're certainly not telling us through all the constant stream of vomit! 1 Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Bolt 35,061 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 I wouldn't ever want to get puked on, never...NEVER. Not even by a friend. I mean that's just downright disgusting 1 ☆ My socials ☆ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamgreen 1,129 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 Getting puked on is gross. So none 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 November 13, 2017 Author Share November 13, 2017 Yes, but being puked on at least once carries with it a connotation of accident. Not to mention the timing has to be a bit unnerving as well! 1 Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingSquirrels 21,309 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 One time. After that, I'm avoiding them 2 ֍֎֍֎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric 46,850 November 13, 2017 Share November 13, 2017 Lol at the responses here. ... I'm parent. I don't think I need to say anything else. Nope. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,306 November 14, 2017 Share November 14, 2017 (edited) 22 hours ago, Widdershins said: Ah yes, but we can't know WHY they're doing it for! It could be completely involuntary! And somehow perfectly timed! They're certainly not telling us through all the constant stream of vomit! I don't care how sick I am. I would rather die than do that to someone. Why would any person if they felt like they were suddenly going to be sick, make the extra effort to actually do it all over another human being, let alone their friend? Any person who would do that is not someone I would ever have as a friend. I'm not joking. It's probably the most foul and disgusting thing one person could do to another. I would be more willing to forgive if a friend pulled a gun shot me. In closing, I am not joking or kidding around. If someone threw up on me, I'd probably never want to ever see them again. Edited November 14, 2017 by cuteycindyhoney 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGrimoire 4,973 November 14, 2017 Share November 14, 2017 0 times. The main line you use is this with me bolding and underlining the important part and coloring the most important word. On 11/12/2017 at 8:38 PM, Widdershins said: How many times would you let your best friend barf all over you if it was happening reliably at the same time every day? The way it is worded could really only be done intentionally (even if they had a medical condition or some such), and as such I would not let them ever just barf on me for the sake of doing it. Even if you cannot control it, you know it is happening, you know it is coming... cover your mouth, head to the bathroom/sink, turn your head... something... not just vomit on your friend just sitting there, much less doing it daily. Even if it was extremely unexpected and out of the blue, you should have a warning so as to know what is happening the second time and onwards. If a situation happened where they threw up on me accidentally, that is another story entirely, and as such is usually not repeatable in the ordinary going of things. 1 ~No profound statement needed~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,253 November 14, 2017 Share November 14, 2017 If it's a game where two people would spits foods at each other while talking, I'm in. But puke itself, no. 1 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicEnergy 23,139 February 5, 2020 Share February 5, 2020 I wouldn't let my best friend puke on me even once, it's too gross and I would probably puke if that happened. 1 *totally not up to any shenanigans* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,592 February 6, 2020 Share February 6, 2020 Accidental barfing on me is forgivable. But for it to be deliberate and like clockwork each day? Nope. With such occurrences there can only be one response: Spoiler WHY?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttershutter 2,388 February 6, 2020 Share February 6, 2020 Okaaaay... If I knew it was happening I'd just get out of the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,424 February 8, 2020 Share February 8, 2020 Wait, so if your friend does that reliably every day, does that mean even days you’re not hanging out? Like you’re at work your friend comes up to you and vomits all over you then leaves? 2 And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 February 10, 2020 Author Share February 10, 2020 Personally, I quantify anything launched from the mouth as puke. Mouth full of the milk they were drinking? Counts in my book. The brilliant catch there though is the frequency! Two times is hardly a pattern, YAIS? Like, you can sit there and think how odd this is without being aware that it happened the previous day and maybe only well after the advent could you sit there and notice it was the same time or struck you as somehow planned. Because that's where your Limit of Disbelief kicks in! Chances are, if you're friends, you probably sit next to each other at around the same points of your days. And as far as I know about puking, you hit everything around you when you do so you're, like, a Puke Bomb goin' off. And if you gonna be hangin' out wit' somebody they probably gonna hit you wit' the Puke Ray at some point, realistically. Once is just a darn shame, incontrollable really and you gotta forgive for a thing like that, right? Twice, that's just bad luck, really. Not like they can help it or anything! Three times has gotta be stretching it, but really they couldn't possibly.... 1 Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pentium100 2,115 February 10, 2020 Share February 10, 2020 On 11/13/2017 at 4:38 AM, Widdershins said: How many times would you let your best friend barf all over you if it was happening reliably at the same time every day? Twice at most. First time would be a surprise and I would think that it was a one-off event and would not expect it the second day. But the day after that, I would make sure to stay far enough away. Hell, I'd probably be very cautious the second day as well and may be able to jump out of the "line of fire". The question does not say that something bad would happen to the friend if I remained clean, so why would I stay in place, knowing that I would get puke on my clothes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splashee 28,560 March 23, 2020 Share March 23, 2020 Oh god disgusting! But so "Game Grumps" conversation Those guys! Accidentally puking on me, I guess is fine, if it is accidental, and once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clawdeen 12,189 October 9, 2023 Share October 9, 2023 That’s such an Arin Hanson question. Does not surprise me. That being said Danny is nuts with the 7 answer. After 3 times it’s a problem. If it happens twice I’d be grossed out but a bit understanding because things happen and it’s not on purpose. At three I’d start to get irritated and question things. Anything after that I’d get pissed. *On Wednesdays We Wear Pink And Betray The Organization* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iforgotmybrain 5,345 October 10, 2023 Share October 10, 2023 You get 3 pukes and then you’re out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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