Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"A-and, er, instructions. What does it say? Put this piece on this piece. OK got it."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

 "I'd frick a tree!" 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

He can control meteorites! He's overpowered for a side character!  

But why does he control- 

To bonk you on the head conscience! That's why!  

Geez, ok, sorry! 

(me talking to my conscience because I was lonely and my friend is grounded so I can't visit him)  

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Hey, you, shitty-shitty fag-fag, shitty-shitty fag-fag, how do you do!
Hey, you, shitty-shitty fag-fag, shitty-shitty fag-fag, how do you do!"

-

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Falling on loose sand isn't too bad – unless cactus is there. Don't ask me how I know."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"There are things about the human body that are just a bloody stupid design, and that's just one of them ..."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

"There's a tree with bahoobies (boobies)  in The Last Unicorn, but parents complained instead about the Care Bears Movie 2???  They're both kids movies, how come one got creamed and the other, they didn't bat an eyelash at??? Like, which is more frightening for kids, some good old action with a falling chandelier or a tree with boobies smothering an innocent magician?  Oh and they even said the Care Bears Movie 2 is satanic because of course they would!  Look I LOVE The Last Unicorn, but I feel that it''s unfair that the Care Bears Movie 2 was creamed, when this movie has a lot more "offensive" material. " ~ Me (complaining about the fact that parents complained about a kid's movie being too scary and confused why they couldn't just shut it off) 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

 "I'm the spawn of sugar and food coloring!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

 "Ash, this is not just something you can fk off from!" 

 "Watch me bitch!" 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

My Brother: I don't like Care Bears because they have hearts on their butts 

Me: People get tattoos on THEIR butts, do you hate them too??? 

My Brother: No, just the Care Bears 

Me: You are a sad, strange little man, and I pity you, farewell! 

Edited March 5, 2023 by Stellar Heights

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

*camp voice* "I'm just going to stop you right there, bitch, 'cos you fucking fucked it up."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

"Yes I love Gentle Heart, and no, not in that way! She's a lamb! Stupid dirty mind! " (My dirty mind and I having a discussion)

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"No more Greece. You fuckers couldn't behave."

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"We had visitors, it doesn't happen that often. We usually tie them to the furniture and only release them when we've had enough."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"Sun god Ra, cradling a coffee cup in both hands as he stares down at a chorus line of taints:

'they used to build statues of me...' "

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"What's the good news?"

"Apparently I'm insane. But one of the happy kinds!"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

And the dumbest way to die award goes to.... Rustytail! for dying in a wildfire for no f**ing reason  

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

On 3/8/2023 at 1:09 AM, Stellar Heights said:

"Yes I love Gentle Heart, and no, not in that way! She's a lamb! Stupid dirty mind! " (My dirty mind and I having a discussion)

Reminds me of a YT vid I watched yesterday – "I like sheep – no not in that way! Whatever I say sounds wrong ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

 "A car powered on free range chickens and designed by a team of hand picked potatoes experience driving on mushrooms and coke." 

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Right then – which end did I wipe my ass with?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,325]

"Couldn't be a star if a ninja threw him."