Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Cash In 23,372]

"Oopsie daisy. I guess I just started a war."

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

It's been a short war and a long party. What say we make our duty to the king and queen and amble on home?
 

[Denim&Venöm 21,109]

 "Mother of god...

Dommy mommy Dumbledore." 

[Evil Pink One 13,556]

........... ..,........ Work

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

This pastry is STICKY! 

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

"OK, well it's either going to work, or make an incredible mess....."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,109]

"The only person that knows is Ron Pearlman.

And he got devoured by a fetus." 

[Guest]

Why were we put here? What for? we're unsure
We sure weren't put here to hate
Be racist, be sexist, be bigots, be sure
We won't stand for your hate
Get that straight!

Let's try to erase it, it's time that we face it
If we don't, then who will? Shame on us!

[Denim&Venöm 21,109]

"What do you love?"

"...my girlfriend."

"Anything else?"

"Spaghetti!" 

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

(After asking someone to get me a snack) "Thank you for thinking of me!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

Three jars on the sidewalk 
Who knows why they were put there
(to the tune of Three Coins In A Fountain)

 

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

... such criticism is like saying the Beatles wrote songs that are three minutes long and have repeated choruses - it misses the point.

 

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

Don't you just hate it when you spend time on YouTube trying to find that good clip, but no one has posted it? 

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

You never put a betta bitta butta on your knife!

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,109]

 "Is every masked wrestler nowadays legally required to be stupid sexy what the fuck?"

[Iforgotmybrain 7,810]

"Wow it looks like they put the pharmacists in a zoo exhibit."

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

"Customers can't buy free coffee."

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

Sometimes he struggled with his conscience. He really ought to have it removed. 
 

[Denim&Venöm 21,109]

 "We know for sure your nipples aint hard."

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

They'd said "You can't go up there!" So he did. 
 

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. 
 

[Samurai Equine 56,936]

Honestly, I was expecting that to be way more brutal. I was ready for the fight of my life!

[Tropical Melody 8,355]

"In fact it's so inefficient, they have to digest it twice. Yes you heard me correctly - rabbits have to eat their own poo....."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,109]

 "She also spends all her time in the woods hunting and bathing with other, mostly naked women. Y’know, like what straight people do?" 

[SharpWit 2,967]

"Why aren't you all bruised up?"