Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"It's also quite possibly the most gorgeous thing known to man, besides Kylie in a bath of custard."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,552]

"Work on the heads later.  For now, just hearts."  --Chili

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"Let's try a hand signal. Yep, didn't fall off ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"This apparatus should be in The Guinness Book of Records for the most number of arc welding power supplies ever connected in parallel at any time"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

 "Bill Clinton wants to play GTA XI!" 

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

Well, I knew it was a matter of time, but it's still sad that it happened. 

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"Massive organ! But I don't fancy the pews much ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

 "Outta my way straight boy!" 

[GodlyWolf Gusty 2,335]

Go get the poker. I wanna poke it.

[Castle Bleck 19,512]

"Stop firing rockets at my house."

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

So I lost one thing, but gained another. ...Yay? 

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

"Who wants to see Abraham Lincoln raging out on Overwatch?" 

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"Sorry guys but history isn't always pretty. Sometimes it's tacky."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,552]

“Diversity may be the hardest thing for a society to live with, and the most dangerous thing for a society to be without.”   --William Coffin Jr.

[Silly Druid 8,039]

"Your very existence disproves intelligent design."

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

"I'm not sure I needed to add your dog's high definition ballsack to my list of memories but I guess that ship has sailed."

 "They're just so...smooth."

[Comrade Friendship 437]

"And that's why you're gay"

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

 I can't stop playing this game~!

[Denim&Venöm 21,090]

"Okay hold on just a second. Hold on just a second.

We have a bear in here.

 I've never actually scissored a bear before."

[Iforgotmybrain 7,808]

“Satan can make me one of his little devils if I end up in hell, I’m down”

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"If Bill Gates has implanted chips in my bloodstream then bloody good luck to him. He's welcome to track my movements. I hope they bore him stupid."

 

[Tropical Melody 8,313]

"Take him outside and don't forget to ring the sanatorium he escaped from and tell them to bring the butterfly net."

 

[Iforgotmybrain 7,808]

“Say what you will about Kirk Cousins but the guy sure loves his wife.”

Edited October 24, 2023 by Iforgotmybrain

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 5,208]

It will be fast, hard and very painful.

[Samurai Equine 56,932]

2?! Only two?!