Shiny Silvermoon 3,255 November 22, 2023 Share November 22, 2023 (edited) "His name is Bill West! He's a legendary farmer with a mustache and a sharp shovel as a weapon! The legend says that he is able to harvest an entire field with one strike of his mighty shovel containing the power of all his ancestors! He was such a farmer that his family was actually the one who created the very first farm! One morning, Bill West woke up and he unexplainably decided to sharpen his shovel, set his farm on fire in front of his neighbors and become an adventurer. FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!!!" Edited November 22, 2023 by Shiny Silvermoon 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 22, 2023 Share November 22, 2023 "Hold up, hold up, what do you mean you don't have Ranch? What do you mean? What are you talking about? No Ranch dip? Tell me that's a mistake? What do you mean, there's no Ranch dip at [UK] McDonalds? Huh? How do you even survive? What?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey 4,216 November 22, 2023 Share November 22, 2023 “I’m like the Lorax. I speak for the garage doors.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 November 23, 2023 Share November 23, 2023 Look upon me and cower in fear, for the time is nigh! And as the reaper sets his sights on you, he sings a sweet and exhilarated, "Hallelujah." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 23, 2023 Share November 23, 2023 "All hypotheses concerning the current sequence of events are unlikely," the robot said. "Would you prefer me to say that we and the card players met at a discontinuity point in the space-time continuum in which two planes of reality intersected?" "I think I would prefer that." "Simpleminded sod. Shall we go on?" "Let's. I just hope the car works." "So do I." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 November 24, 2023 Author Share November 24, 2023 "As an environmentalist, I need to stop him from breathing." 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,317 November 24, 2023 Share November 24, 2023 (edited) A bird that is caged thinks flying is an illness. Edited November 24, 2023 by Ragland Tiger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 24, 2023 Share November 24, 2023 Around them, the silence and the desolation crashed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 November 25, 2023 Author Share November 25, 2023 "I hate the government. But I also have a crush on it." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 November 25, 2023 Share November 25, 2023 It may be a power spear, but for now, it's a perch for a phoenix. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 25, 2023 Share November 25, 2023 "I don't like Dark Matter and I wish it would go away." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,317 November 25, 2023 Share November 25, 2023 "You are not the main protagonist in your own Hallmark Christmas movie!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 November 26, 2023 Share November 26, 2023 There better not be a story mode, because I am headcanoning so hard right. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 26, 2023 Share November 26, 2023 Your fingerprint couldn't be recognized. Try using a different finger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 November 26, 2023 Author Share November 26, 2023 "I can’t believe this motherfucker honeydicked Randy Orton’s comeback" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 November 27, 2023 Share November 27, 2023 I take it back. THIS deserves an animation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 27, 2023 Share November 27, 2023 I used to be afraid that I was going out of my mind. Now I am afraid that I am not going out of my mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 November 28, 2023 Author Share November 28, 2023 "You wanna honor the memory of your late mother? Money Plane" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,139 November 28, 2023 Share November 28, 2023 Either you change, or everything repeats itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 November 29, 2023 Share November 29, 2023 A proverb of the coast asserts that the presence of rats in daylight means that the land is abandoned of the gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 48,688 December 1, 2023 Share December 1, 2023 As the residential Kung-Fu Panda expert, would you care to give us a summary? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 5,534 December 1, 2023 Share December 1, 2023 "Name?" "Proteus." "Occupation?" "Shape-changer." "Sex?" "Any." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 December 1, 2023 Author Share December 1, 2023 "I don't know why they're reaching that far down. But they do." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TairikuOkami 18 December 2, 2023 Share December 2, 2023 It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 17,571 December 3, 2023 Author Share December 3, 2023 " A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline becomes apparent." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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