Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

 "Weird how Ice Nine Kills nailed it but Maroon 5 can't." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

"I used to think my brain was the most wonderful part of my body, then I realized who was telling me that." 

--Emo Phillips

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

"So you’re telling me this whole time there’s been a Filipino woman under that mask?"

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"That's like a butter cookie on crack ..."

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,313]

Discipline is the compass that guides you to your goals.

[Tao 7,918]

Without coffee,  much the world be madness.....

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

"Ian, I've been doing this for 21 years. You don't have to tell me what a swing man is."

"You don't have to tell me either! Damn Ian. I just met you and i already dont like you. Well not really..."

"I thought our Italian heritage would bond us?"

 "Absolutely not."

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

It hasn't been warm enough to do a model kit. 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Where I live out in the sticks, where The Bus is a myth we tell to kids to scare them at night, having a car is vital ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

 "Holy fk! Sports Illustrated st canned everybody!" 

[Tao 7,918]

 Brain "We need to wake up.......

Body " NNNNNuuuuuuuuuuuuuu we are nice and warm in blankets!" 

Cat "B^TCH TIME TO FEED ME!" 

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,905]

Indeed! It is I, Shiny Silvermoon! Befriender of Silky the prink pegasus! Loyal servant of the Moon! Champion of hugs and cuddles! And, most importantly, holder of the title of the Croissant Lord!" Shiny Silvermoon took different heroic poses while giving imaginary titles to Twilight and Skylight.

[Tao 7,918]

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[Evil Pink One 13,507]

9 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Indeed! It is I, Shiny Silvermoon! Befriender of Silky the prink pegasus! Loyal servant of the Moon! Champion of hugs and cuddles! And, most importantly, holder of the title of the Croissant Lord!" Shiny Silvermoon took different heroic poses while giving imaginary titles to Twilight and Skylight.

Hahahah @Planeswalker Silky you're such a PRINK..... Ahahaha... Im such a prink.... Petty as well...

 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

20 hours ago, Tao said:

 Brain "We need to wake up.......

Body " NNNNNuuuuuuuuuuuuuu we are nice and warm in blankets!" 

Cat "B^TCH TIME TO FEED ME!" 

This is me every morning. But minus the cat.....

 

"They're so deeply fried, someone called them 'profound chips'"

 

[Tao 7,918]

Adult me  "We need to get up and clean our apt"

Child me  "Also watch anime?"

Adult me  "Don't you think we should do history programs today and ACT crown up?"

Child me "......................." 

Writer me  "Ok how about we watch history docs and read manga and play pokemon?:

Other me's: 

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

"The fact that you shouldnt capture humans but you CAN, makes it wven better."

[Ragland Tiger 3,417]

Americans will always do the right thing -- after exhausting all the alternatives.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"The holiday starts at the airport no matter what time. So getting solidly on the piss at 4:00 am is perfectly acceptable."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

"No! That's fine! Headless monkey? We can deal with that!" 

[Samurai Equine 52,150]

 That feeling when you're left on Read.

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"Alright! It's about to get Rizzle. And I don't even know what that means ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,208]

"It's only thanks to the fact that her enemies are attempting genocide that she gets to be the hero of her own show." 

[Tropical Melody 6,391]

"It's super odd that the part isn't already ordered. WTF are they be waiting for, a special planetary alignment before they actually press the button?!?"