Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"I know what you mean, but the devil drives when two birds in the bush butter no parsnips"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

...And who, in the primordial ooze, are you?

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"Hey, he said teenagers. I'm a teenager."

"No wait I'm 27." 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Duplicate without user-selected canonical"

And I still don't know what that even freakin' means ...

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"This is slightly boring."

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

"I can't believe I spent 5 hours at an arcade grinding 19,000 points to get a traffic light lamp, only to get scammed, because the damn thing has one setting that blinks in the most ANNOYING WAY POSSIBLE."

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

Please yell, "Not a squirrel!" when opening book drop off so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

Edited July 16 by Ragland Tiger

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

The feast? I didn't need an apology for. ...But this? I want the apologies.

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"Well when your Polish and in Pittsburgh, you can do whatever you want with the words."

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"If it was my Bugatti, it would get scratched."

"Yeah my Bugatti has got scratches on it too."

 

 

[Lawyer Slip 2,296]

Actual quote from my mother: "WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT?!?!?! DO YOUR FUCKING WORK RIGHT NOW, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO SCREENS FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!!!!!"

Mom: *leaves*

Me:  *starts crying*

(This happened about an hour ago.)

[Rafa Stary 2,278]

9 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

Actual quote from my mother: "WHY ARE YOU SO INCOMPETENT?!?!?! DO YOUR FUCKING WORK RIGHT NOW, OR YOU WON'T HAVE ACCESS TO SCREENS FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER!!!!!"

Mom: *leaves*

Me:  *starts crying*

(This happened about an hour ago.)

Damn that must've hurt, I really didn't like this, Mother for me represents the ultimate spirit of love and compassion who always tries to help their chidlren, I really don't think one should say something like this to the son.

Hope you're felling better now, just forget it 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"Why take the old horse out back, when I can kill it in front of as many people as possible?"

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"OK now did that guy just not use a turn signal?" *pause*

"He did, he did use it. OK then folks, I'm putting my pitchfork down ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Paul, you're like a software update:

Whenever I see you, I think 'not now." 

[Iforgotmybrain 4,595]

"If you think about it, horses were really the original self driving cars"

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "It was a song that basically proclaimed 'God bless America because we're the st and FK everybody else."

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

Wagyu doesn't mean soft.

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Really? Really?? Did that really happen? Cuz this dude needs to be slapped. Tell me where he lives, I'll go slap him. Was he from Indiana? I'll find him ..."

 

[Silly Druid 6,461]

"This is getting tense. Need more chocolate cake!"

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"Don't worry, I'm a professional!"

"You're an asshole!" 

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

I have my reward.

...

And now to put it away. Out of sight, out of mind. 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "Best of luck with the meniscus and the nipples."

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"this video should actually be titled "half an hour of a Scandinavian man suffering crippling social anxiety over minorly pranking a pianist."

[Otaku-sempai 277]

"Hell hath no fury like the outrage of the uninvolved."