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Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,384 October 4, 2024 Author Subscriber Share October 4, 2024 "Life. Begins. At. Possession." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,384 October 5, 2024 Author Subscriber Share October 5, 2024 "You're imagening me standing naked in a cornfield?" 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 54,818 October 5, 2024 Share October 5, 2024 I don't know if you broke it or not; just stop saying it out loud! You're gonna give the customer a heart attack! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tropical Melody 7,429 October 6, 2024 Share October 6, 2024 "Every time I start working I start sneezing. That can only mean one thing, I'm allergic to work ..." 2 2 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,483 October 6, 2024 Share October 6, 2024 ..."as long as you think you’re white, there’s no hope for you.” -- James Baldwin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePinkestofPones 6,065 October 6, 2024 Share October 6, 2024 "Hold on though, "Earthbound"? OH! You mean "I can't believe it's not Undertale", right?" 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,384 October 7, 2024 Author Subscriber Share October 7, 2024 "My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropical Melody 7,429 October 7, 2024 Share October 7, 2024 "Well what we got here, people, is an incident ..." - *must be said in a southern drawl* 2 2 REDWINGS HORSE SANCTUARY www.redwings.org.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Denim&Venöm 20,384 October 7, 2024 Author Subscriber Share October 7, 2024 "There's far more decapitation involved in this kind of research than I was anticipating..." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Silly Druid 7,640 October 8, 2024 Share October 8, 2024 "Art is not fun, art is pain. Great art always requires great suffering." 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Samurai Equine 54,818 October 9, 2024 Share October 9, 2024 Thank you for tuning in and welcome back to another episode of Morning Follies. I'm your host, [NAME REDACTED], and today's folly comes to us from Aubrey Seussenmayer, 32 years old. Aubrey had a rather rude awakening one morning. In her sleepy haze, she accidentally pushed the wrong plunger, putting hand soap on her toothbrush instead of the usual toothpaste. ...I guess that's one way to get those pearly whites. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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