Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Arrlong28 806]

"You am not real super sand legend"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,147]

To take the last place, it's easy!

[Iforgotmybrain 6,409]

“My head’s going to explode like in those old Airhead commercials”

[Denim&Venöm 20,102]

"Because Alabama is expensive and-"

"Sucks?"

"Yes!"

[Samurai Equine 54,083]

Cybercowboy has always been my favorite genre.

[Denim&Venöm 20,102]

"Without me all is lost. With me any fight is still a worthy cause. In the darkness I provide light but once the light shines upon me, I am forgotten. Even in the darkest night, my lantern can provide sight.

What am I?"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,147]

F***, why doesn't this s*** work!!! 

[Tropical Melody 7,110]

"It's hard to prioritise when everything is a priority."

 

[Silly Druid 7,553]

"Of course you can't do it in practice, but this is theoretical physics."

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,258]

"Who stopped you? The overwhelming knowledge that was breaking your mind, as you were eating the egyptian god by the name of Tut?" Shiny Silvermoon to @TheRockASaurus Rex.

[ThePinkestofPones 5,710]

"WHO TOOK @Shiny Silvermoon'S CROISSANT!?"

[Ragland Tiger 3,478]

"For the love of god, consider that you might be wrong."

[Samurai Equine 54,083]

I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO! (Freezes up and does nothing) ... 

[Felis Amafeles 1,269]

1 hour ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

as you were eating the egyptian god by the name of Tut

His name looks very cute in Ancient Greek, it's θωθ / ΘωΘ / ΘΩΘ

Edited November 5, 2024 by Felis Amafeles

[Shiny Silvermoon 4,258]

46 minutes ago, Felis Amafeles said:

His name looks very cute in Ancient Greek, it's θωθ / ΘωΘ / ΘΩΘ

"MORTAL, YOU DEFIED ME!!! AS A PUNISHMENT YOU SHALL BEHOLD THE EXTANRE OF THE POWER OF A GOD SUCH MYSELF!!! YOUR OFFSPRINGS SHALL FEAR MY NAME FOR GENERATIONS... θωθ!!!"

[ThePinkestofPones 5,710]

"I found the culprit who took the croissant! It was....ME?!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,102]

 "Don't kill yourself bro. U gotta thick latinas to live for." 

[Otaku-sempai 614]

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having." 

[Starlight Serenade 3,850]

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, that he was one of them.”

[Arrlong28 806]

"At the end of the day: we are just monkeys who only want to play..."

[Ice Princess Silky <3 17,081]

You know, that dude literally backstabbed all of his friends to try to climb to the top. I told him to be patient. To trust. And that change would come, but I guess it wasn’t enough. He was too power hungry.

“He was not patient. He did not trust. But change did come.”

SHUDDUP! I mean. You’re right. But Shuddup. Nobody has time for how right you are! 

[Tropical Melody 7,110]

"Do you fart and blame it on the kids? I do it all the time, they think it's hilarious. The wife, not so much."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,102]

 “No more sugar or Sailor Moon for you.”

[Samurai Equine 54,083]

@Dynamo Pad

🎵 My MEDALS bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours." Dang right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to SCANNING CHARGE!

[Denim&Venöm 20,102]

 “Pinkie, you look constipated.”