Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 ""Though, as a 'gay,' let me be the one to officially induct you, Twilight Sparkle, into the Intergalactic League of Homosexuals. We meet on Tuesdays and trade off refreshment duties every week."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"they've done it again - made me a babbling idiot. But this time only for eleven minutes."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "She wouldn't know what romance is if it dropkicked her in the face!"

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"Apparently, Sunset trusted me enough to let me handle a sledgehammer."

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Has it got heated seats? Or have I wet myself?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "Somehow, there's frosting in your buttcrack." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "everybody gangsta until the tornado grows legs." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "The fucketh are you talking abouteth?"

[ThePinkofPones 2,235]

"Garden my Pals? More like Garden Deez Nuts! My sectretary has advised I never make this joke again, ever"

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"I hope you find someone who looks at you the same way Aragorn looks at.... well, everyone." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"IDK Wikihow.... that looks pretty gay to me." 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "Bitch Behavior: Title of your next Indy show!"

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"Nothng had better happen to the cat. If the cat dies, there's going to be a riot."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "As an aggressively gay southerner, I need this." 

[Tropical Melody 6,069]

"If anyone else walked in here now, what would they see? Worzel Gummidge here, a tramp who smells like a badger's armpit, and you. And they'll turn right around and walk out again."

 

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

"No amount of warning could prepare me for the sheer amount of pelvic thrusts in my face."

[Ganondorf8 11,288]

Now I know what it feels like to not sell anything for a lengthy period of time... Again.

[Samurai Equine 51,017]

That's not how you ghost ride the whip.

[Tao 7,584]

To diss or not to diss?  That is the b^llsh^t to ask?

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 “I’ll have you know I’m more than a dog. I’m a commitment.”

[Slappy Bird 108]

"she communicated silently through the window because she doesn't want her reputation ruined from communicating with us"

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

 "Yeah, fk Ryan Leaf. 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,021]

"A Star Destroyer told a joke about a Y-wing.  That big thing paid dearly."  

3 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

 "Yeah, fk Ryan Leaf. 

An NFL Chargers hater I see  

[Denim&Venöm 18,748]

7 hours ago, ZiggWheelsManning said:

"A Star Destroyer told a joke about a Y-wing.  That big thing paid dearly."  

An NFL Chargers hater I see  

In all fairness, I didn't start hating the Chargers until after they moved to LA. 

But if anyone has the right to hate Ryan Leaf, it was Chargers fans. Worst #2 draft pick, ever. In any sport. 

[Tao 7,584]

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