Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ThePinkestofPones 5,541]

"I have just now realized that half of my OCs have the CRAZIEST names ever, with characters like...Rebel, Twist, Shuki, Chasey...KATTY even...the only one normal here is Rory, even then, he's an android so..." 

[Slappy Bird 141]

"we got out from a bad 2004 game to a worst 2004 to a rabbit hole with every crime in humanity"

[Cash In 22,804]

"How the *censored* am I supposed to have a meeting with a guy who doesn't exist?"

[Samurai Equine 53,738]

A samurai that abhors violence? We really are living in the strangest timeline.

[ThePinkestofPones 5,541]

"Shades of purple, but they're a zebra boyband part one! Fuschia, you do not wanna know just how much of a sterotypical bad boy this guy is," 

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Love you & Miss You.

You stinky little bitch." 

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

"So Lily Allen is English not Scottish. I'm sorry Lily Allen I don't even know who you are."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

"I miss my life before Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

 

[ThePinkestofPones 5,541]

"I wish Michael Myers was my best friend,"

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock...

That's humerus." 

[TheRockARooster 53,173]

"Your weapon, it will keel"

[Samurai Equine 53,738]

He's doing a good job, but all I hear is Vice.

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

"I love that your coping mechanism is to offer Nicole Kidman relationship advice."

 

[KPackratt 491]

If New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe is for the Nintendo Switch and not the Wii U, then why isn't it called New Super Mario Bros Switch?

[Snoopy Fan 5,272]

Something I just realized, Spike (from Peanuts) and Perry the Platypus have the same hat.

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

 "Good morning. Fk you. Okay?" 

[ThePinkestofPones 5,541]

"Silver from Pokemon is Shadow the Hedgehog before Shadow the Hedgehog even existed, I mean, the edgy look, with the red in the design, I know Silver's also a Sonic character, but that Silver is forgettable," 

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

 "Wyoming is just American Mongolia."

 

 

[ThePinkestofPones 5,541]

"WELL, imagine my surprise, when my dumb arse discovers just today that Red HAS spoken before, I'm just not as versed in the lore anymore, I suppose" 

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

"Please don't touch it. Please don't touch it. Now look you touched it. What did I say? You have zero survival skills."

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,011]

- Aren't you afraid to ride with me, what if I'm a serial killer?

- The likelihood of two serial killers being in the same car is negligible.

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Edited December 8, 2024 by ComanderZhabikKlavik

[Denim&Venöm 19,970]

"Oh I was talking about lesbian sex. But this is helpful!" 

[Nitobit 2,028]

"Let me be your rubber duck."

[Tropical Melody 6,990]

"Oh the horror of parallel parking - scariest part of this movie so far"

 

[Tao 8,570]

"Sometimes I think god has the darkest sense of humor when they made humans...."