Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 51,819]

It's like those yogurt milkshakes you buy at the supermarket, except nicer.

[Tropical Melody 6,311]

Remember every day you wake up is a blessing, and that you are blessed.

 

[Snoopy Fan 535]

If love can make people do crazy things then hate can make people do terrible things.

[Tropical Melody 6,311]

"Scarred for life first time watching John Carpenter's 'The Thing'"

 

[Slumberlumber 161]

"First, I'm gonna crush him into dust! Than feed the remains of the dust to the wolves! Than blow up the wolves!"

"You don't like him do you."

"Not particularly no."

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

“It took many years of vomiting up all the filth I’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before I was able to walk on the earth as though I had a right to be here.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,096]

“The only people that will remember you worked late are your kids.”"

[Slumberlumber 161]

"Say whaaaaaaaaat!?"

[Tropical Melody 6,311]

21 hours ago, Slumberlumber said:

"First, I'm gonna crush him into dust! Than feed the remains of the dust to the wolves! Than blow up the wolves!"

"You don't like him do you."

"Not particularly no."

I've got one like that -

"That creepy clown doll has got to be burned, then the ashes buried ten feet deep, then dug up and burned again, then the remains dumped into the deepest ocean with a lead weight attached, and even then I'll still have trouble sleeping nights."

 

[Tao 7,820]

Yzma: "I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!"

[Slumberlumber 161]

2 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

I've got one like that -

"That creepy clown doll has got to be burned, then the ashes buried ten feet deep, then dug up and burned again, then the remains dumped into the deepest ocean with a lead weight attached, and even then I'll still have trouble sleeping nights."

 

Might have heard that one before but not sure were.....

"Just this once I need some help!"

Edited January 9 by Slumberlumber
Fixing things.

[Otaku-sempai 497]

"Stop, you vandals! You home wreckers! You half-crazed Visigoths, stop! You pin-striped barbarians! I'll sue the council for every penny you've got! I'll have you hung, drawn, quartered, and whipped and boiled ... until ... until you've had enough! And then I'll do it some more! And then I'll take all the little bits and jump on them and I'll carry on until I get blisters, or I think of something worse to do."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,833]

"Be like Red from Pokemon, except, don't go up a mountain for like, a year and a half, and don't fight a criminal organization by yourself either, so be like Red, but also DON'T, just be brave like him," 

[Slumberlumber 161]

"Sister's doing it for themselves!"

[Tao 7,820]

“That Is The Last Time We Take Directions From A Squirrel.

[Slumberlumber 161]

"It is will the war is well that war is so terrible. Less we grow to fond of it."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,833]

(Finds an actually good Pokemon Creepypasta) IDubbbz: Hey, that's pretty good!

[Tropical Melody 6,311]

"I'm torn between just being in total awe, and wanting to puke."

 

[Tao 7,820]

"I Have Many Skills." ~ Xena

[Slumberlumber 161]

"The broad masses of the nation more readily fall victim to the big lie than to the small lie."

[Denim&Venöm 19,096]

"I cast remove patella!"   

[Tropical Melody 6,311]

"I wish I could go back to who I was before 'The Exorcist'."

 

[Slumberlumber 161]

"You are in fact the worst pirate I ever heard of."

 

"But you have heard of me."

[Starlight Serenade 3,396]

"That's the last time I mix chili sauce with ice cream"

[Slumberlumber 161]

"Yay." (Rest is to make up the minumum.)